"....You don't have to believe me, but this is the way I heard the story...."
[The following stories are NOT true. They could be true in some cases, but as far as we know, these stories are totally made up out of the wonderfully creative minds of our Web-Uplifter Family Members....So Enjoy.....]
°°°°°Jake Chiana's Version°°°°°
She was trying to get her life out of the gutter.
The violence around her made her a bit crazy.
Finally, she got a Bible and read it and prayed.
Then more good unexplainable things happened. So she praised God.
~~~~~StarMom's Version~~~~~
She was just trying to get her work out of the way.
The people around her made her nervous. Finally, she finished a report on Jesus and turned it in.
Then more confusion happened.
So she started to pray for peace.
æææææ-Jason Allen's Version-æææææ
She began trying to get her cat's head out of the jar. The little kids around her made her a bit frantic and embarrassed.
Finally, she grabbed a hammer and the car came free. Then more crazziness happened.
So she took her cat and went inside.
=====CoolGirl Janet's Version=====
She stood in front of the church trying to get her words to the song out of the folder.
The choir around her made her a bit more comfortable.
Finally, she sang a beautiful song before the Lord and everyone praised God.
Then more people joined in and lots of praising happened.
So she began to lead everyone in song and praise before the Lord.
:::::Toledo Louise's Version:::::
She WAS trying to get her CHILD out of the MUD PUDDLE.
The CHILDREN around her made her a bit SILLY.
Finally, she SMILED a MINUTE and JOINED IN.
Then more FUN AND MESS happened.
So she ENJOYED BEING A KID AGAIN AND FORGOT THAT SHE WAS A ADULT.
+++++Betty Bolden's Version+++++
She kept trying to get her child out of the car.
The people around her made her a bit uncomfortable.
Finally, she said a prayer and wept. Then more happened.
So she praised.
†††††Kenny Mitchell's Version†††††
She kept trying to get her foot out of the mouth she had been born with.
The Auditorium full of people around her made her a bit queazy.
Finally she belted out a blood-curdling scream and dislodged her foot from her mouth.
Then more than she could handle happened.
So she yelled "FIRE!!!" and left.
)))))Ruth Pierre's Version(((((
She was trying to get her cellphone out of the diaperbag.
The smell around her made her a bit ill.
Finally, she had a plan and went for it. Then more accidents happened.
So she bought baby wipes.
¬¬¬¬¬Dena Murphy's Version¬¬¬¬¬
She (was) trying to get her (kids) out of the (car).
The (bickering) around her made her a bit (anxious).
Finally,she (raised her voice)
a (little) and (laughed).
Then more (laughing) happened.
So she smiled.
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