"....You don't have to believe me, but this is the way I heard the story...."
[The following stories are NOT true. They could be true in some cases, but as far as we know, these stories are totally made up out of the wonderfully creative minds of our Web-Uplifter Family Members....So Enjoy.....]
°°°°°TwoKitten's Version°°°°°
I could not believe he walked in and (threw up) right there in the (isle of the store).
We all just (stared in shock) then went over and (tried to help) him.
I COULD NOT BELIEVE HE WALKED IN AND sat RIGHT THERE IN THE kitchen. WE ALL JUST stared THEN GOT UP AND kissed HIM. IT TURNED OUT HE WAS JUST A nice man WITH A BAD day SO EVERYONE TOOK A TURN AND helped HIM UNTIL HE WAS UNABLE TO sit ANYMORE.
ććććć-Wayne Cole's Version-ććććć
I COULD NOT BELIEVE HE WALKED IN AND OUT OF THE FIRE RIGHT THERE IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT.
WE ALL JUST SAT THERE AND THEN GOT UP AND LEFT HIM.
IT TURNED OUT HE WAS JUST OUT OF HIS MIND WITH A BAD HAIR DAY SO EVERYONE TOOK A TURN AND WE ALL HELPED HIM UNTIL HE WAS UNABLE TO HURT HIMSELF ANYMORE.
=====Holy Girl's Version=====
I COULD NOT BELIEVE HE WALKED IN AND OUT RIGHT THERE IN THE MALL. WE ALL JUST WATCHED THEN GOT UP AND LEFT HIM.
IT TURNED OUT HE WAS JUST A BASEBALL PLAYER WITH A BAD ATTITUDE SO EVERYONE TOOK A TURN AND SWUNG A BAT AT HIM UNTIL HE WAS UNABLE TO MOVE ANYMORE.
:::::Toledo Louise's Version:::::
I COULD NOT BELIEVE HE WALKED IN AND cried RIGHT THERE IN THE service.
WE ALL JUST looked THEN GOT UP AND welcomed HIM.
IT TURNED OUT HE WAS JUST An average guy WITH A BAD stroke of luck SO EVERYONE TOOK A TURN AND talking with HIM UNTIL HE WAS UNABLE TO cry ANYMORE.
+++++Jason Allen's Version+++++
I COULD NOT BELIEVE HE WALKED IN AND and gave me a hug RIGHT THERE IN THE living room. WE ALL JUST sat and talked like hold times,THEN GOT UP AND thanked HIM.
IT TURNED OUT HE WAS JUST A mirage WITH A BAD thought of painful memories SO EVERYONE TOOK A TURN AND shunned HIM UNTIL HE WAS UNABLE TO appear ANYMORE.
†††††StarMom's Version†††††
I could not believe he walked in and fainted right there in the kitchen.
We all just gasped in surprise, then got up and helped him.
It turned out he was just a hungry man with a bad arm, so everyone took a turn and fed him until he was unable to eat anymore.
)))))Dena Murphy's Version(((((
I could not believe he walked in and (STARTED PREACHING) right there in the (HOSPITAL ROOM).
We all just (COULDN'T BELIEVE IT).
Didn't he know that this man didn't believe in God?
It was amazing!The preacher didn't even flinch as the old man started throwing everything he could reach at him.The man having nothing left to throw at his immediate disposal, resigned himself to a preacher who was more determined than himself.
Then we got up and (PRAYED WITH) him.That was the turning point.It turned out he was just a (CONFUSED OLD MAN) with a bad (PAST).
So everyone took a turn and (PRAYED WITH) him until......... he was unable to (DENY) his place in Heaven anymore.
Just minutes before he died ......he said in a friendly voice,"Jesus wants me to tell you something".With all of us surrounding his hospital bed...we all leaned in closer.
And he said......."JESUS SAYS 'WELL DONE, MY FAITHFUL SERVANTS".
I COULD NOT BELIEVE HE WALKED IN AND GRABBED HIS TEENAGE DAUGHTER RIGHT THERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MOVIE.
WE ALL JUST STARTED MUMBLING THEN GOT UP AND QUESTIONED HIM.
IT TURNED OUT HE WAS JUST A VERY PROTECTIVE FATHER WITH A BAD SYSTEM OF PARENTING.
SO EVERYONE TOOK A TURN AND GAVE ADVICE TO HIM UNTIL HE WAS UNABLE TO STAY IN THE CINEMA ANYMORE.
|_|_|_|-Song Fox's Version-|_|_|_|
I could not belive he walked in and 'Started Tapdancing' right there in the 'Middle of the Rep's stage'.
We all just 'stared' then got up and 'started tapdancing too'.
It turned out he was just 'an old man' with a bad 'Charlie horse' so everyone took a turn and 'massaged' him until he was unable to 'walk much less dance' anymore.
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