"....You don't have to believe me, but this is the way I heard the story...."
[The following stories are NOT true. They could be true in some cases, but as far as we know, these stories are totally made up out of the wonderfully creative minds of our Web-Uplifter Family Members....So Enjoy.....]
°°°°°Kenny Mitchell's Version°°°°°
Not too long ago I realized that I had too many PROBLEMS.
So I went to a FRIEND and tried to DUMP THEM IN THEIR LAP.
When that didnt work I tried to PRETEND THEY DIDN'T EXIST and I ended up CRYING my EYEBALLS OUT.
So I decide that I would just ACT LIKE a GOOFBALL and then people would think that I was DROPPED ON MY HEAD AT BIRTH....
~~~~~Jessica Hanner's Version~~~~~
Not too long ago I realized that I had too many Hampsters. So I went to a Pet Shop and tried to sell them.
When that didnt work I tried to give them away and I ended up wasting my time.
So I decide that I would just Make a sign and then people would think that I was a hampster trainer.
æææææ-Ruth Savoy's Version-æææææ
Not too long ago I realized that I had too many boyfriends. So I went to a spa and tried to relax.
When that didnt work I tried to break a few hearts and I ended up getting rid my cat instead.
So I decide that I would just act a bit like a player and then people would think that I was normal.
=====Heather Vineall's Version=====
Not too long ago I realized that I had too many problems. So I went to a therapist and tried to cleanse the 'inner me'.
When that didnt work I tried to sleep and I ended up sleepwalking on my dog.
So I decide that I would just pray a whole lot and then people would think that I was, no, know that I was happy.
:::::Jake Chaina's Version:::::
Not too long ago I realized that I had too many Guinea Pigs. So I went to a Pet Store and tried to sell some of my piggies.
When that didnt work I tried to let them play and I ended up with my sow pregnant.
So I decide that I would just keep a few babies and then people would think that I was a Guinea Pig Breeder.
+++++TiggerJane's Version+++++
Not too long ago I realized that I had too many bosses. So I went to an agency and tried to hire them captured from the workplace.
When that didnt work I tired to hide them in a closet and I ended up tired from all of my many efforts.
So I decide that I would just smile really big at them at least once a day and then people would wonder what I REALLY had planned.
†††††Holy Girl's Version†††††
Not too long ago I realized that I had too many ZITS. So I went to a ZIT CLUB and tried to TALK ABOUT IT.
When that didnt work I tired to RUB THEM OFF and I ended up TEARING my FACE APART.
So I decide that I would just MAKE a MASK and then people would think that I was FUNNY.
)))))Valerie Hollenback's Version(((((
Not too long ago I realized that I had to many problems at work.
So I went to a meeting with my boss.
When that didnt work I tried to email my friend Darla and I ended up emailing my head head boss about it.
So I decide that I would just hope a lot I didnt get fired and then people would think that I was still that sweet girl in the corner.
¬¬¬¬¬Wendy Fifth's Version¬¬¬¬¬
Not too long ago I realized that I had too many problems. So I went to a friend and tried to vent.
When that didnt work I tried exercise and I ended up spraining my ankle.
So I decide that I would just pray and give it to God and then people would know that I was saved.
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