We asked the guys to write down anonymous questions for each other -- things they've always wanted to know but have never asked. Then we put the slips of paper into a hat and drew them out one at a time. For some reason, Joey seemed to get lots more questions than everyone else...

CG!: Okay, the first question's for...Joey! "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" (everyone laughs)

Joey: Ummm...I don't know. I think it depends on how big the woodchuck is. If he was a big fat one, he could probably chuck a lot. Ten pounds.

CG!: "Justin: Would you ever pee in your wet suit?" (laughter)

Justin: I would, and I have.

CG!: "JC: Were there any off-screen romances on the Mickey Mouse Club?" (general oohing)

JC: Yes. But I don't name names.

Lance: (joking) Can I name names?

CG!: Okay..."Joey: How many girls have you dated at one time?"

Joey: I think three was the most.

CG!: "Justin: Have you ever looked in the mirror naked and done the shake-it dance and thought you looked good?" And they define "shake-it dance" as "move your hips from side to side." (everyone practically dies laughing)

Justin: That question is so Chris. My answer is: Every morning when I wake up. Right after I get out of the shower, I do the shake-it dance.

CG!: Okay..."Joey: If a plane crashes on the border of Canada and the U.S., where do they bury the survivors?"

Joey: Aha! You can't bury survivors in the water! (everyone cracks up)

CG!: What?! Where'd the water come from? The point is, you don't bury survivors!

Joey: Don't write that, please, I suck! I thought they were dead!

CG!: "Justin: What's the name of the last girl you kissed?"

Justin: Names? I don't name names.

CG!: How many letters?

Justin: Five.

CG!: What does it begin with?

Justin: None of your business.

CG!: "Joey: How many total animals did Moses bring on the ark?"

Joey: Wait...read it again. How many total animals did Moses...

JC: Moses didn't even have an ark!!

CG!: Okay. Here's one for Chris: "Who was the first person to beat you at every or any sport, and how did you feel?"

Chris: Ooh, that's a good one, a serious one, too. Justin beat me in every sport. No, wait: When I was like 7 years old I was on a Little League team and we sucked. Once I got beaned by a pitch.

CG!: Did you get knocked unconscious?

Chris: No, but I had to take first base. We were playing T-ball.

JC: But you don't pitch in T-ball!

Chris: I know. I'm the only kid who got beaned by a pitch in T-ball! (laughter)

Lance: Wouldn't you always get totally pissed at the kids who couldn't even hit the freakin' ball off the T?

JC: Lance is venting.

CG!: "Justin: Have you ever farted in public and blamed it on someone else?"

Justin: All the time, of course...Joey!

CG!: "Lance, did you ever dirty up the ice at your snow-cone-factory job?"

Lance: Joey...

Joey: No, I did not write that one!

Lance: One time this bug flew into a cone I was making, but I didn't want to scoop it out because the customers were watching. So I just kind of covered it up.

CG!: There's no name on this question, but something tells me it's for Joey. "If it takes four men two hours to dig a hole, how long does it take two men to dig half a hole?" Come on, you guys -- I feel bad for Joey! Here's another one for him: "If you travel from point A to point B and you..." Noooo!! I don't even want to read it! Okay, this is the last question! "Chris: Can you describe the worst hairstyle you've ever had?"

Chris: (joking) Well, I had braids on top of my head and I put them in a ponytail...No -- I take it back. In the early '90s I actually had a pulse shaved on the side of my head, and then I had the front bleached blond. I thought I was Vanilla Ice.

-- Obtained from the May 2000 issue of Cosmogirl!