My Tribute
Okay, I know this joke isn't really my type of joke...but it's funny! And has a real turn-about at the end...well, that's what I think and I hope u think that too...lol!
Once upon a time in a land far away, a
beautiful, independent, self-assured
princess happened upon a frog.
She sat, contemplating ecological
issues on the shores of an unpolluted
pond in a verdant meadow near her
castle.
The frog hopped onto the princess' lap
and said: 'elegant lady, I was once a
handsome prince, until an evil witch
cast a spell upon me.'
The frog continued,
'One kiss from you, however, and I will
turn back into the dapper, young prince
that I am and then, my sweet, we can
marry and set up in your castle.'
'You can prepare my meals, clean my
clothes, bear my children, and forever
feel grateful and happy doing so.'
That night, as the princess dined
sumptuously on a repast of lightly
sauteed frog legs seasoned in a white
wine and onion cream sauce, she
chuckled to herself and thought,
'I don't friggin think so.'
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