FuNnY tUnEs

No offense to Britney Spears, I posted these up just because they are funny...I don't mean she looks funny or anything, so u Britney Spears fans...don't take it seriously. And thanks to whoever wrote them and to my friends for sending them to me

Biggie Spears - Make My Boobies One More Size
(sing it to the tune of "baby one more time")


Oh booby booby
Oh booby booby


Oh booby booby
My chest was supposed to grow
My cleavage wasn't right yeah
Oh boobies boobies
My breasts are completely full
And now my sweater's tight yeah
Surgery
I wanna be a size "d"
Bigger memories
I want them to show
Now oh because


Chorus:
My chest flatness was killing me
And i
I must confess
I paid for these (paid for these)
I look 32
I'm just a child
I am a crime
Make my boobies one more size


Oh baby baby
I got double D's it's true
Now you've all been blinded
Oh pretty boobies
Your so big and oh so new
That's just the way I planned it


Golly
Rolling Stone was naughty
See me baby
Barely wearing clothes
Now oh because


Chorus:

~"Drive You Crazy" ~
Britney Spears

(You gotta sing to the song, its got the same beat and everthing.)
Now..here comes...our version...

Baby
I'm so into you
But your not the only one
That I've screwed


Baby
You spin me around
My hair extensions
Fall right to the ground


Every time you look at me
I do my shimmy
And you start to flee


Loving you means so much more
But its not as fun
as being such a whore


Chorus:
I drive you crazy
You just cant sleep
I'm so annoying
And such a geek
Oh crazy
I wear cloths too tight
Baby thinking of me
Keeps me busy all night


You tell me
I look like a goat
and I cant even
Reach a high note


Don't tell me
You wanna be free
Just cuz my make-up
Is done all shitty

Loving you means so much more
But its not as fun
as being such a whore

Chorus:
Crazy
I'm so confused
I'm such a ditz
and I have fake boobs
Crazy
But they feel alright
Every day and every other single night


Chorus:


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Isn't that absolutely hilarious!?!?!?!?
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