* "If I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect, then I am perfect." -unknown

* "Practice makes perfect, but no one is perfect, so why practice?" -unknown

*"If stupidity got us into this mess, why can't stupidity get us out?" -Will Rodgers

* "Nothing spoils the taste of Peanut Butter like un-requited love" -Charlie Brown

* "Everyone has the right to be stupid but you're abusing the privilage." - Unknown

* "Kisses blown are kisses wasted Kisses aren't kisses unless there tasted Kisses spread germs and germs are hated, So kiss me baby, i'm vacinated." Unknown

* "Got Milk?"

* "They told me I was guilible, and I believed them!"

* "Never waste your time on someone who won't waste their time on you."

* "I still miss my ex, but my aim's getting better!"

* "If practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, why practice?"

(you)