Submission 6- Steven

Steven's Stats;

• Employed as Vending Machine Repairman
• 32 Years Old (or young...ha ha !)
• Lives in Trinitah, IN with phony 4 year-old son 'Davie Burns'
• Likes hiking into the woods, football, eating out with good company
• Crossdresses: 'I believe that the world must open their minds to new ideas and beliefs.'
• Self-Proclaimed Socialist / Marker
• Favorite Films; Dungeon Warriors II, Mask of Zorro, Sgt. Bilko, Car 54 Where Are You?, Stay Tuned
• Musical Interests: Takit, Bread, Funky Kings, Michael Rogers, Alex Winter, Freewind America
• Hobbies: getting drunk and 'shooting niggers in the face' , beating women, smacking my son around, acting lke a complete buffoon on open mike nights at the local bar
• Member of 'White Power Pop Chumclub' and 'Skins For Equality'
• Drives truck that has record 57 bumper stickers slapped onto it !
• Calls his truck 'Mort H. Tanninbaum VII' (?!?)
• Believes in 3 Gods (God, Jesus, and himself)
• Considers himself a 'Revolutionary In The Arena Of Reccessive and Obligitory Arts
• Owns several shot guns, and hopes to 'Shoot That Cow Rosie O' Donnel in The Head'
• Enjoys fishing and scott ball tossing
• Last Book Read - 'The Way of the Wicked Tumblin', by Carl Kingstown
• Owns harem of 72 of the 'most naudish bims to hit the side of a barrell in quite some time, might i suggest'
• Speaks 2 languages; English, and Profanity

Look Buddy, I know I ain't a woman, but who gives a f**k...look, guys are guys, right? Woman come and woman go, but guys stick together through good and bad

You can't let these bitches tell you what to do. You can't do that. You gotta be a man and do what you wanna do, follow ?

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