Submission 9- Sandra

Sandra's Stats;

• 78 Years-Young
• Works at 'J's Cafe' in Addison, and 'Fat Marvin's Chick-E-Tub-Pub' as 'featured exotic dancer' (only on weekends)
• Divorced 7 times (Married twice)
• Lives in small apartment on the 'lower east side'
• Hobbies include; manizing (as opposed to womanizing), drinking, and 'Strip Tennis'
• Doesn't mind anal sex; 'I'm an open minded gal...what can I tell ya'? I'll do anything if tha price is right!'
• Favorite saying; 'The buck stops here, the fuck starts now!'
• Obivious to the fact her life is a complete disaster, and has been for years
• Loves to sing during sex (when she isn't 'sucking David'...?!?)
• Rarely comes home sober; 'What's tha fuckin' point of being sober when I could be flapped like a mick in a bar?'
• Likes swing dancing and old Tom Mix films
• Want's to 'Nail Jonker's honker in the bathtub', whatever that means!
• Enjoys long hot showers, and books by Fracis Kaufkah (sic)
• Favorite Brand- Winston 100's; 'There ain't nothin' like a good smoke after a good lay...As they say, good luck, good fuck!'
• Once played the role of the 'Artful Dodger' in special bedroom performance of 'Oliver'
• Hates; Jews, Boring movies, stingy men

hey Bud, gimmie a chance1. i'll knock the pants off ya if i ever got ahold of ya! i ain't all too interested in your money, but more interested in gettin' ya in the bad place, know what i mean bud? i'll show ya things you aint ever seen before, and i promise ya that! whatcha say there, bud?

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