Submission 8- Marjoree

Marjorie's Stats;

• 46 years-old
• Recently seperated (divorce pending)
• Has 2 children (Billy and Holly)
• Currently living with sister 'Pamantha Stuart'
• Enjoys long walks down the street, sitting around in devolped lots of land, cooking 'supper', attending Airflight museums, sewing
• Has a cat named 'Dover Pop VII'
• Reads books byTerri Lynn Wilhelm and Christina Skye
• Favorite bands; Elton John, John Denver, Denver Madison. and Al Jolsen
• Wears t-shirt that says 'I Am Independant...Right, Guys?'
• Claims to have collection of over 10 boot stamps
• Say's she is her "Own woman with her own interests, and deserves to be treated like a human being'
• Drives car that no one can prove exists
• Eat's more clam baste than a cow moo's (?!?)
• Shops at Big Lots and Piggely Wiggley Food Mart
• Named her stomach 'Kenneth Jackson'
• Got a tatoo of a butchered hog running away from a chef to 'symbolize' her freedom from her husband
• Dislikes raking leaves, tacos. and dishonest car salesmen

Hello, Buddy!

As you know, I'm legally seperated with my husband who claims to be a poet/writer, blah blah blah. He has spent the last 7 years attending to his 'career' and neglecting me as a woman and a wife. What about my needs? He's a workaholic, and never has time for me or the kids, and when he does do things for us, his attempts at playing the role of father/husband are half-assed at best.

I was a great wife, but somehow I've lost myself along the way. I need some time away from him so I can find myself again, and make my life simper. That's why I want to marry you, Buddy. If I jumped from one bed to the next, I'd find it easier to cope with my complete failure of a life. My former husband is trying to win me back so he can go ahead with his lawsuit against Paisley Park and Prince and not have to pay me the money I feel I deserve as a womanm but I have to leave him.

Please Buddy, consider me as your future wife, and you won't be sorry.

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