Submission 2-Kristen

Kristens Stats

• 16 Years Old
• Aspiring Actress (so I'll have you believe!)
• Somewhat overweight
• Odd shaped head
• Worships Shirly Manson (Garbage is the greatest...tee hee hee !)
• I claim to be a virgin, but I'm already up to 6 !
• Favorite Acting Role-I always love playing the part of a decoy. My favorite role was when I distracted this guy from learning that his best friend was fucking his ex-girlfriend and lying to him about it. I made up this bullshit story that I was moving, and when the lovly couple stopped their fucking, I was supposed to move...but I'm still here, and still chubby as a rump !
• Dislikes-Anyone who doesnt like Shirly Manson or Orgy.
• Likes-Food, Shallow Posers, The Palace chat program...I'm always there...and I aint going nowhere!

Buddy, I just want to know that I'd be a great wife for you. I mean, you're rich, and you could by me all the Garbage bootlegs I want ! You know, I made my own boot once, and you can hear me screaming in the background. Yes, we should get married. If we spend enough time together, you wont even realize that your former wife is now sleeping with your best friend Matt...uh...whoops ! Heh heh heh !

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