Submission 5 - Fran 'The Worthless Ditz'
Fran's Stats
- Enjoys 'eating supper by the nook'
- Former star of community theater & off-Broadway musicals
- Has Appeared In ; Thrumpet and the Tin, Annie Paridiso, Cellphane on the Conquat, A Man For Mitchell, Shemp On The Barbie, and Can You Hear Me Memaw ?
- Takes showers in cold water with lemon seltzer ( ? )
- Favotire TV Shows ; The Golden Girls, Designing Women, Janis Wolfe Piano Hour, Interior Motives, Sewing With Nancy, Body Electric
- Pet Peeves- Stingy waiters and Cars with loud booming bass
- Hates Traffic Jams and Drugs
- Used to be married to Steve 'Rammer' Hawk, Was the victom of Domestic Violence: 'Steve used to beat me whenever he drank and otherwise. He would slam me onto the ground like there was no tomorrow.'
- Has a Very track record for relationships. Every man she's ever dated has either beat her, raped her, cheated on her, or used her for sex.
- Used to be suicidal, but now she's just depressed.
- Favorite Film - 'Color Me Rose'
- Credit History - In the shitcan, had Ran up Thousands of Dollars on Credit Canrds, and has withheld money from the Government
- Perpetual Bloody Nose and Sore Throat
- Always keeps 'Borax' in purse for reasons she will not disclose ' not in a million billion years!'
Buddy, I'd be a loyal wife and a good home-maker. I'd give you children, and love you unconditionally. I've been victimized and hurt by all the men that have ever been in my life, and since you are a billionaire, and you are lonly, i think that we could share something special, if you'd only give me the chance!
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