Top Tens!
TOP TEN REASONS THE BACKSTREET BOYS HELPED OUT BRITNEY SPEARS AND NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND!
10. People bought Britney's album just for the BSB previews.
9. Backstreet Boys DO NOT Lip synch.
8. The BSB did not need plastic surgery to attract fans.
7. She just sux!
6. BSB can actually sing and dance at the same time!
5. The Backstreet Boys have been number 1 more times on TRL!
4. BSB have sold more records.
3. BSB have broken more records.
2. Even if BSB are a fad (which their not) what about Tiffany and Debbie Gibson? Ring any bells Britney?
1. Millennium was #1 BEFORE IT WAS EVEN RELEASED!
TOP TEN REASONS KEVIN SHOULD SHUT UP!
10. He's boring.
9. He seems to like cutting people off.
8. He never lets anyone else talk.
7. He usually repeats something someone else says cuz he thinks he should of thought of it.
6. He talks extremely slow!
5. He even cuts off tv reporters.
4. He annunciates weird words.
3. He thinks he's funny and he's not.
2. He's way to serious.
1. He calls the wrong people dead.
TOP TEN REASONS BACKSTREET BOYS ARE BETTER THAN NSYNC.
10. Nsync suck!
9. They are BSB wannabes.
8. Each Nsync member is like a clone of a BSB member (Justin/Nick, Joey/AJ, etc.)
7. First they stole their management and now they want to take over their record label too.
6. The BSB have sold more records.
5. Nsync songs, costumes, and song titles are all cheap imitations of BSB stuff.
4. BSB broke Nsync's record for tour ticket sales.
3. BSB DO NOT lip synch.
2. Nsync hangs out with Britney.
1. Millennium was #1 BEFORE IT WAS EVEN RELEASED!
TOP TEN REASONS AJ IS SO SEXY!
10. The sunglasses thing never gets old.
9. Not too many people can have all those tattoos without looking nasty.
8. He looks good in all his hairstyles...except the dreads.
7. He's the only one in the group who could pull off that see-thru shirt.
6. His deep sexy voice!
5. The beautiful smile he has even though he doesn't show it that much.
4. His laugh.
3. His english accent!
2. His pelvic thrusts!
1. His chest!!!
TOP TEN REASONS BSB ARE PERFECT IN CONCERT
10.All of them know how to work the stage.
9. They have the greatest respect for their fans, their dancers, and their band.
8. BSB can sing and dance and still interact with the crowd!
7. They bring up fans on stage for The Perfect Fan, although most of us were jealous, they made certain fans very happy and that's sweet.
6. Brian overcame his fear of heights by flying not once but twice into the audience, how awesome is that? There's dedication for ya.
5. BSB sang Happy Birthday to their tour manager, you gotta love that.
4. They sang all but one song off Millennium and knew how to alternate back and forth from their albums.
3. The hat and chair dance are still as perfect as always!
2. They sound incredible!
1. They all looked HOT! Especially AJ! They all put on the greatest performance and looked GREAT doing it!
TOP TEN REASONS BRIAN IS SO ADORABLE!
10. His height. The fact that both of us are only about 5'2, it's cool having one of the guys close to our height so when we get to stand next to him, we won't feel like a midget!
9. The way he looks in baseball hats! WOW!
8. The fact that he always seems happy.
7. He is always hugging fans when he meets them!
6. His cheek bones are somehow very attractive!
5. He has never really changed his hairstyle too much so it almost always looks good.
4. His impersonations of EVERYONE!
3. His incredible voice!
2. His oh so cute accent that hasn't faded at all!
1. His smile, damn he can make you melt with that one!
TOP TEN THINGS WE WANNA HEAR THEM SAY!
10. Signs at concerts have been banned.
9. Any swear word, just to show they are human. And cuz it'd be funny.
8. "Nsync who? Oh, you mean those five guys who want to be like us? We don't like them."
7. That they think Britney is a slut, or something else really bad about her, since she did it to them first.
6. That they've decided to let their fans be their dancers and actresses in their videos and stuff.
5. They've decided to go topless for all their videos and stuff.
4. If any of them are still virgins. (yeah right)
3. They've decided to do a special strip show at concerts for some very lucky fans.
2. That they've decided to get a new choreographer.
1. Nigel Dick.
TOP TEN THINGS WE NEVER WANNA HEAR THEM SAY!
10. I Want It That Way. (ha ha, get it?)
9. That they're gonna be classical or country artists now. Scariness!!!
8. They're gonna do a duet with Mariah. Eww...
7. "Nsync, we love those guys."
6. They'll continue to make albums but will never tour again.
5. "We're getting married." Although we know it's inevitable.
4. "we've all decided to go bald." God, that'd be awful!
3. "Yes, I'm the one who got Britney pregnant."
2. They've decided to let Kevin be the lead singer.
1. "We're breakin up."
TOP TEN REASONS WHY AJ WOULD MAKE A KICK ASS VILLAIN IN A THRILLER MOVIE
10. He's already got the tough, scruffy look.
9. He never smiles.
8. He's accepted the role as the "bad boy."
7. He's got the tattoos and piercings for it.
6. He's has that smirk that the villains always make.
5. People can't deny that he's hot just like they can't deny the villain was their fav even though your suppose to hate him!
4. The villain always smokes and so does he.
3. He's got that deep, mellow voice.
2. He always seems pissed off at everything, even if nothing happened.
1. Even when you think he's dead, he probably isn't!
TOP TEN REASONS BSB SHOULD NEVER DO A DUET WITH MARIAH CAREY!
10. She has an attitude.
9. She already did one with 98 Degrees.
8. She would sing more then the rest of them.
7. She would want to direct the video and then it would suck!
6. She's a lip syncher!
5. She does not deserve to sing with them!
4. She would make them sound bad.
3. She dresses and acts like a slut.
2. She'd be all over them.
1. It's just a very BAD IDEA!
TOP TEN REASONS SHOW ME THE MEANING IS BETTER THEN BYE BYE BYE!
10. BYE BYE BYE is a rip off of BSB's Don't Want You Back.
9. SMTM has a deeper meaning.
8. SMTM is about real life experiences.
7. BSB's SMTM comes from the heart and Bye Bye Bye doesn't.
6. The blue room in BYE... looks like the tunnel from BSB's INBYH video.
5. BSB's video is relatable to anyone, young, old, male female, etc. Where BYE...is more for teenagers only.
4. The dancing in Nsync's video is stupid, all they do is jump around.
3.Special effects don't neccessarily make a video good.
2. Nsync could never do a song like SMTM. It wouldn't be as emotional.
1. BSB are just better!!!!!
TOP TEN REASONS YOU GOTTA LOVE HOWIE!
10. He's always polite to everyone.
9. He never gets angry on camera.
8. He's always smiling.
7. He is helping his sister Pollyanna with her singing career.
6. He always looks happy.
5. He doesn't make fun of the other guys on camera.
4. He did a duet with Foxy Brown. How cool is that?
3. He brings his brother and sister to awards shows and stuff with him.
2. He does tv appearances even when the other guys don't.
1. His nickname is Sweet D, how could you not love him!?!
TOP TEN REASONS KEVIN SHOULD NOT HAVE WORN A SKIRT ON MEN STRIKE BACK!
10. He looked stupid!
9. It was "MEN" strike back, not the divas man!
8. It gives critics more of a reason to make fun of him and the rest of the group.
7. He looked ridiculous!
6. It was just a very bad fashion statement.
5. Christina Aguilera was the only female there and even she wore pants!
4. Did we mention how stupid he looked?
3. He's just asking to be made fun of.
2. Not even AJ would wear that!
1. Umm..he looked DUMB!
TOP TEN REASON NICK IS A HEARTTHROB
10. He's a blonde.
9. He has blue eyes.
8. He's the youngest.
7. He comes across as being innocent when we all know he's not.
6. For some reason he's still sexy even though he doesn't ever pull his shirt up.
5. He's always thanking the fans.
4. He said in an interview once that he would date a fan. You know every 13 year old flipped out when they heard that.
3. He likes video games.
2. His face, it's just so cute!
1. The smile!!! It'll get ya every time!
TOP TEN REASONS KEVIN NEEDS TO LOSE THE BRAIDS!
10. He looks stupid.
9. It doesn't look right on him.
8. He looks stupid.
7. He looks better with short hair.
6. Did we mention he looks weird?
5. It's too long.
4. It looks kind of girly.
3. He looks stupid.
2. It's ugly.
1. He looks stupid!
TOP TEN REASONS WE LOVE AARON CARTER!
10. At 14 he's very charming.
9. He puts on a great live show.
8. Hey, he beat Shaq. =)
7. His smile can make you melt.
6. He has older backstreet fans wishing he was a little older or we were a little younger.
5. He's a good actor too.
4. He's so damn cute.
3. He can dance.
2. His voice gets more adorable with every song.
1. He has a striking resemblance to his brother, ya know the one in the Backstreet Boys? =)
TOP TEN WAYS TO DETECT A TEENYBOPPER!
10. Their favorite words are "like ohmigod"
9. They scream at any picture of their favorite band, even if they've seen it b4.
8. They kiss all their posters goodnight
7. They vote 500 times a day for every radio and tv countdown show
6. They cry when their fav group doesn't win an award or isn't #1 on a countdown
5. They curse at and hate all the band members' gf/wives
4. They pretend to be one of the member's gf and fights with people if they don't believe them.
3. They post their addresses and phone numbers in chat rooms and message boards and believe one of the band members will see it and actually call them or write them.
2. They cover their entire body and clothing in their fav band's attire, including face paint, fake tattoos, t-shirts, decorated pants, hats, etc.
1. De we mention all the screaming? And pushing and shoving? The need to be first for everything? U get the idea.
Thanx to Sneezers14, Rosa, Taniya, Stacie, Crista, Lutisha, Juls, and all the girls at the BSB message board for their help.