Top 36 Dumbest Things Fans Do!

• 36. Posting addresses and phone numbers on message boards and chatrooms. First of all, the group is never gonna see it or respond to it. Second, that is so dangerous, any freak in the world can call or visit you. Third, I'm sure parents wouldn't approve if they knew.
• 35. If you have mezzanine seats at a general admission concert, stay there, don't come down to the floor cuz it's not fair to the people who do have floor tickets. You can see fine from the mezzanine anyway.
• 34. Wearing big hats or big heels to a general admission concert. It's not fair to short people or to anyone behind you, it makes it harder for others too see.
• 33. Don't run, push, and cut in line at general admission either cuz again it's not fair to the people who were there extremely early and it's just wrong.
• 32. Giving attitude to people in line. Why? Their there for the same reason as you and you're fans of the same group, so why can't we all just get along?
• 31. Writing "I Wanna Have Sex With You" or "Marry Me" or anything like that on a sign. Cuz no one in any band is going to respond to it or do it. And it makes you look like an idiot and a slut.
• 30. Not knowing how to spell Johnny. How hard can that be. "Jhonny." Yeah, that's smart.
• 29. Making out an entire concert. Why even go? Just get a room!
• 28. Wearing streamer wigs and lip stick and hats to match! Yeah, AJ's really gonna like you now (sarcasm). They just looked like idiots! If you were with us, we'd act like we didn't know you.
• 27. Pushing, hitting, or fighting your way to the front of the stage. Do you wanna get yourself hurt? If there is no room, then stop! There's no where for you to go!!!
• 26. Cutting in line. If people got there early, it's not fair for people who come later to get ahead of them in line. And it's mean, stupid, and immature.
• 25. Standing on chairs. First of all, this isn't safe. Second of all, other people end up doing it even though they don't want to. Third of all, it's dangerous and stupid!
• 24. Wearing tank tops in February just cuz the group likes the brand name. How ridiculous and stupid is that? Do you honestly think the group will actually care?
• 23. Sitting on someone's shoulders when you are in the front row. What does this accomplish? And you are blocking everyone else's view dammit!
• 22. Screaming everytime someone walks on stage, even when it's a janitor, sound guy, crew, etc. Why are you losing your voices for them? Do you think they care?
• 21. Holding up a sign with a pic of one of the group members on it. Why? Do they really wanna look at themselves? Why not just hold up a mirror? And if you write that it's your birthday or something on it, and one of the group members acknowledges it, put the sign down!!! They already read it, that's all you wanted now let everyone behind you see! And don't bring a little itty bitty sign if your in the nosebleed section! They ARE NOT GONNA SEE IT!
• 20. DO NOT SET ANYONE'S HAIR ON FIRE! If you bring a lighter and sway it back and forth, do it CAREFULLY!
• 19. Do NOT push, kick, hit, or in anyway hurt another fan because they are there for the same reason you are. And why fight to get to your seat first? No matter who gets in first, you will still be seated by what your ticket says!
• 18. Do NOT pretend to be one of their girlfriends, cousins, etc. That is just plain stupid.
• 17. Stop the "Nick is mine!" fighting cuz the last time I checked, he wasn't owned by anyone but himself!
• 16. DO NOT wear another bands' shirt to their concerts. That is just dumb.
• 15. Stop liking bands or sports teams just because they do, that will not make them like you anymore if you say, "I like basketball because you do!"
• 14. Throwing your BRA! What does this accomplish? That you are a slut? And the boys certainly do NOT need them!
• 13. DO NOT SCREAM DURING THE SONGS AT A CONCERT! Didn't you pay to hear them sing in the first place! Scream when the song is over.
• 12. Throwing stuffed animals and other stuff AT THEM! I understand you have stuff to give them. Just be careful when you throw them. Just on the PPV concert alone, they all get hit or step on something that was thrown at them.
• 11. Asking the guys to sign your arms, stomach, boobs, or any other body part. It is going to wash off eventually unless you get it tattooed to your body but that is INSANE and STUPID!
• 10. Holding up a sign just with one of their names on it. Like, for instance, "Nick", does he not know his own name?
• 9. Holding up a sign with a picture of one of their houses on it - why do this? To prove you're a stalker?
• 8. If you do happen to know where they live - DO NOT take their mail. Not only is this a federal offense, but what if you take their mortgage bill and they don't know they have to pay and they get kicked out of their house? Won't you feel bad??
• 7. Screaming in their faces if you're lucky enough to meet them. Not only are you ruining your once in a lifetime chance for yourself, but do you like it when people scream in your face? Treat them like the human beings they are.
• 6. Once again, along the same lines of screaming. Don't scream, "Do you know who you are?" 'Cuz they are very well aware of who they are and besides that's plain STUPID!!!
• 5. Now we understand that many of you aren't really fond of their girlfriends, 'cuz we aren't either (well really it's just one we don't like), but if you meet them do not call them names or swear at them. That's not really the best way to get in good with any of the guys.
• 4. Do not try to sneak anywhere you're not suppose to be and risk getting yourself kicked out of the venue. Now we're not saying don't snoop around, but do it discreetly.
• 3. Do not flash them or try to jump onstage or do anything else that could get yourself arrested.
• 2. Once again, if you do know where they live don't hang around their houses or doing anything that could cause a restraining order to be put against you.
• 1. DO NOT dress like a SLUT!!!! Do you really think dressing like this will help you get your fav BSB - 'cuz we don't. It looks trashy, stupid, and just f**king annoying!!
  
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