Crazy BSB Merchandise

BSB ARE ON EVERYTHING! And as crazy or stupid the product may be, we still buy them! Well, not all of us, but the really obsessed freaks who have to have everything do! No matter how ridiculous! So here are some weird BSB merchandise available.

BSB Watches-Why do we need one? It's not even nice, it's plastic and pretty ugly.
BSB body tattoos-This has got to be the most outrageous thing out there. And this gives people the wrong impression. People might get them permanently tattooed on their skin! And I'm sure it's hard for the boys to talk to fans who have their faces tattooed all over their bodies.
Over-priced Keychains-We do own a few, but what do they have to be so much money, especially at concerts!!! And having too many can get annoying, one is enough.
Bumperstickers-Lots of BSB fans don't even own cars yet! And the ones that do don't need stickers of them all over their car! Unless you have the need to bring them EVERYWHERE!
BSB Diaries-Now this is getting kinda creepy. A diary? Who's idea was that anyway?
Address Books-Again, the need for these is what? Why not buy your own address book and just put the bumper sticker on it! LOL
Pens-This is like a dream where BSB is everywhere you go and doing everything you do with you. Isn't it getting insane?
Those really big, fat pencils-You can't even write with them!!!
Wallets-They don't even have pics on them and they are very ugly!
Purses-It's just getting ridiculous now! Their metal cases with a strap and are ugly!
Locker Calendars-I have to say that the pics in it are nice, but you can get them anywhere on the internet. It's just a silly product to have.
Notebooks-Just another useless thing to add to the list. I have one though but only cuz it was onsale for 50 cents.
Little, Individual Books-It has tons of old pics and useless trivia that everyone already knows about each of their fav BSB anyway. So we really don't need it ya know? But we buy them anyway.
Charm Bracelets-Their big, dangly, and not really fashionable. Very teenybopperish.

What will they think of next?

Bed Sheets-if they did that, everyone would be able to say they slept with their favorite Backstreet Boy! Scary isn't it?
Lunch Boxes-"Have lunch with the Backstreet Boys everyday!" Can you imagine?
Towels-Wrapping the Backstreet Boys around you, it can't get much better then that now can it? LOL.
Dolls-Now your Britney doll can date whatever Backstreet Boy she wants! Kinda scary isn't it?

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