REVIEWS
written by me
I just KNEW Evan was going to be someone's date at the Prom on the show! Even way before the show was aired (well, actually two days ago), I was talking to my friend Abby about Evan (as I call him "God's perfect creation." I know, I'm sick! LOL), day-dreaming this perfect picture of Evan in his tuxedo. Ever since episode six "Competition," I've been dying to see Evan at a Prom - the formal look, and it's finally coming true!
After a 4 hours meeting with my teacher working on the Disney tour today, seeing Evan (in motion!) is definitely the "higlight" of my day! (get it?! Nah...you have to know me pretty well to get this pun!) Though Ev. is sorta the bad guy on the show, I'm not convinced at all because Evan is simply too sweet and nice! (Joanna, remember, the whole point of acting is to be someone else! Are you doubting Evan's acting skill?! Shame on you (me!)) I love the part where Evan kisses the girl's hand - so French! But what's up with beating up Evan in the bathroom?! DAG, I'll be after ya and haunt you in your sleep! LOL (where do all these silly remarks come from?! I must be very tired!)
There is one thing, however, that I don't like....Evan's hair! What did he (or was it the stylist) do to his beautiful hair? Parting his hair makes him look even younger! (Well, it's not really a bad thing) He just looks a little bit too boyish rather than manly (I remember now, he was portraying a High School student)! But hello, Evan, come find me next time and I'll be your stylist. With the right person (me! LOL I gotta stop this insanity) to be your stylist, you can totally be hotter (like you aren't already) than Matt Damon, Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, George Cloony, Justin Timberlake (wait, he's ugly! yuck! Nsync fans, remember, we all have diff. preference), and all O-town, 98 degrees, Soul Decision, 5ive COMBINED!
Okay, I better shut up before I offend anyone else!
