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John Norris: John Norris here with an MTV news brief. Well, the hottest musicial act on the planent, Whoa, tonight kick off their nation wide tour at the Fleet Center in Boston. The groups debut album "Were So Hot" continues to hover at the top of the Billborad charts for a staggering 16th consecutive week, that's thanks largely to their #1 hit "Rub One Out". In related news, the automotive giant Steinmetz International, which recently bought out Whoa's label Stuff Records. Today annonced a new line of personal hygene products inspired by the lives of Whoa's members. The Whoa boys, Keleigh Mize, Christopher "Chris" Bone, Ryan Sworez, Danny Keating, and R.C. Collins say they'll donate the proceeds to the Whoa's foundation for World Peace. Now lets go to Carson Daly who's in Boston, where Whoa is preparing for the BIG opening night. Carson?

Carson Daly: "Hi welcome back to our special edition of Total Request Live. I'm Carson Daly and here we are at the BBND Studios in Boston where Whoa's "Rub One Out" is still at #1 and in just 7 days if it lasts on the countdown we will be forced to retire it. The Whoa fans are here. Do you think they can make it girls(screaming)I think so."

Bob Buss: "Check it out. They're screaming for Whoa. That's my boys. Come on. Woo Hoo yeah! Calm down now! Here they are check it out."

Bob Buss: "All right and here we go 1,2,3, good come on 1,2,3,4, good 5,6,7,8, good 1,2,3,4, and 5,6,7,8, good 1,2,3,4,5, whoa whoa hold it! Stop the music, stop! Chris what is that? What's on your brisket there? A man moon symbol? What is that?"

Chris: "Yo it's Chinese it means like wuz up in English"

Bob: "Lose it!"

Keleigh: "You lose it Bob, come on it's nice"

Bob: "Tonight when we get to the Fleet Center you just put make-up on it. Tomorrow we're going to zap it off"

Noel: "The tattoo stays Bob"

Bob: "No, No! Tattoos are for Bad Boys and we already have our Bad Boy, that's Keleigh"

Noel: "All the kids are sporting a little ink nowadays. I think it's kick A"

Bob: "Look Noel there are five basic types in every successful boyband. You've got your bad boy your rebel is one, you have your shy bashful type is two, you've got your doeey-eyed youngster is three, four your reassuring older brother type and uh Chris here, Chris here! Is our heart throb our teen idol. The one that holds it all together. He's the one that's eyes are looking at you from the poster saying oh hold me take care of me and that boy does not have a tattoo!"

Noel: "So um your not concerned with the happiness of these young men are you?"

Bob: "Of course I am, but I've been in this business a long time"

Noel: "Bob calm down"

Keleigh: "Yeah Bob calm down"

Bob: "Ya know what we'll move on let's just work on that new song I wrote 'Say It Don't Spray It'"

Noel: "Actually Bob, I think me and the boys are going to work on the songs we already have, alright"

Bob: "What?"

Noel: "So uh, why don't you just go on back to the hotel and uh clean up, and we'll talk later alright?"

Bob: "What are you the CO-manager now? I don't do CO-manager alright?"

Whoa: "Whatever"

Bob: "What are you firing me after all that I've done, I'm being fired now?"

Noel: "Just go back to the hotel Bob"

Security Guard: "Nice knowing ya Bob"

Bob: "25 years I've been in this business..Robert Anti Buss...used to mean something around here"

Bob: "Ya know how some kids wear the charm bracelets these days with the letters WWJD, what would Jesus do, I think Jesus would make the best of this situation"

Cpiritual(rapping): "Ya hear, drop the c, I'm gonna tell you, yo punch you in the knee, & it will hurt painfully"

Jerry(singing): "Your my baby girl ya know that ya are yer my honey bunch my sweet lucky star so put yer hand in mine I will slap your sweet behind your my bab..."

Bob: "Hey...whoa guys..what..whoa"

Cpiritual: "Get lost you hobo-azz bytch"

Bob: "Who are you?"

Cpiritual: "He's your conscience telling your azz to take a bath"

Jerry: "I'm Jerry O'Keefe"

ob: "Hey listen, I want ya to come back to my hotel room I want to video tape you doing your thing, I wanna make ya a star"

Cpiritual: "Yea a gae p0rn star"

Jerry: "Yeah..I'll see ya guys later alright I have to go to work"

Bob: "Wait! Just give me 1 second of your time alright?"

Noel: "Noel Andrew Davies here"

Bob: "Noel I'm standing here with a talent you guys are really going to dig, really grooving"

Cpiritual: "The name is Cpiritual spelled with a C"

Bob: "His name is Jerry O'Keefe. He's got the body of Stalone. The face of Jonathan Taylor Thomas & well here's what his voice sounds like"

Noel: "Bob"

Bob: "Sing loud"

Jerry(singing): "You're my baby girl ya know that ya are yer my honey bunch my sweet lucky star"

Bob: "Yeah! Listen to me Noel you gotta sign him. Jerry puts the k in y2k"

Noel: "Well Bob then my advice to you is to have the kid run for president. Don't call us ok, you know what I'm saying"

Bob: "Hello?"

Jerry: "I'll see ya guys later"

Bob: "Hey you want a Big Mac"

Jerry: "No"

Bob: "Uhh where do you work?"

Jerry: "I actually work right up here"

Bob: "The hell with Noel Andrew Davies. I don't need him. All I need is Jerry. I booked an appointment with a friend of mine in New York, Mr. Billy Fullerton. And Mr. Billy Fullerton was king of this business when Noel Andrew Davies was still in head gear."

Jerry: "He said he'd be here I have to make a decision"

Erin: "What's the decision? You have a great job at the hotel. You know they'll make you manager after six months. Obviously you'd rather be fired"

Jerry: "I have big dreams for myself"

Erin: "I have dreams too"

Jerry: "That's all I think about Erin, is singing, I mean when I'm in the hotel carrying bags or when I'm holding doors open for people I hum songs to myself & when I'm in the parking lot singing with the guys that's like my #1 element"

Erin: "When you're hanging the parking lot with your girls, your groupies."

Jerry: "Erin come on"

Erin: "So say you become a big teen idol. So say you're on MTV. Your face is everywhere on cheesy key chains and backpacks and lunch boxes. You have prepubescent girls throwing their retainers at you"

(knocking)

Jerry: "That's him. I'll tell you what. I'll rent a car & drive back when I get time off."

Erin: "Fine I'll stay in North Crapland waiting for you forever"

Jerry:"Wait a minute why don't ya come with us?"

Erin: "No. I mean I don't know"

Jerry: "We'll be on the road together"

(knocking)

Bob: "Hey you must be Erin, girlfriend of Jerry O'Keefe the next big super star"

Erin: "We were just talking"

Jerry: "Yeah we were wondering..."

Bob: "Listen Jerry we're not going straight to Orlando. We're stopping off in New York. I want you to meet a friend of mine, yer gonna love him, he's gonna love you, he's one of the all-time major legends"

Jerry:"Mr. Buss would it be cool with you if Erin came along with us?"

Bob: "No, no, no no girlfriends, major image problem suicide for a teen idol"

(Erin slams door)

Bob: "Well let's go don't worry about it"

Jerry: "I gotta run"

Erin: "I'll never speak to you again. If you and I get on the same elevator in 25 years I'll pretend I don't recognize you"

Jerry: "I heart you"

Bob: "Here we go"

Jerry: "So uh, so who's this Mr. Fullerton?"

Bob: "He's my mentor. Taught me everything I knew to get around. Now when you meet him it's always yes sir and no sir never uh-huh....then you've got crap"

Jerry: "Okay"

Bob: "Alright. I call that my Axle Rose rule. He was a huge superstar. Now he's nowhere. Ya know why?"

Jerry: "Why?"

Bob: "No manners"

Jerry: "So you put Whoa together?"

Bob: "I was right in the thick of it, pulling the strings. Jerry if you follow my advice you'll be bigger than all these other guys of Whoa. But you have to trust me, they're like rock crushes scissors you beat them every time out. One more thing (pulls out comb) Check this out. Give me all your money sukka.

Jerry: "That's not a knife"

Bob: "No. I know how you kids are into all those doodads, rubrics cubes and stuff. It's yours."

Jerry: "Thanks man"

Bob: "Every time you'll use it you'll think that's the night me and Bob became an unstoppable duo."

Jerry: "Yeah man"

Bob: "All right man"

Bob: "Hey"

Mr. Fullerton: "Oh!"

Bob: "Listen I want you to meet a friend of mine, Jerry O'Keefe"

Jerry: "Hi"

Mr. Fullerton: "Hi, nice to meet, sit down, come on sit down make yourself at home. So you go with the great ones don't you? Before Donnie and Marie met they were Marie and Donnie. So I advised them to switch it and history is made."

Bob: "It's the great Billy Fullerton. Jerry here, is going to be the next great solo act with your help."

Mr. Fullerton: "Bob brace yourself. I mean I haven't had a request for a solo act since 1978."

Bob: "What about Ricky Martin?"

Mr. Fullerton: "Now that you mention it, his name was Ricky Nelson and there will never be another one like him. Robert, what the world needs now is boy bands."

Bob: "Perfect, no problem, I've got a boy band"

Mr. Fullerton: "I have this um gig on the seventeenth um let me see. Banderman Convention Center, Jacksonville Florida. So if you will deliver me a boy band I'll deliver you the opening spot."

Bob: "And who's the headliner"

Mr. Fullerton: "Oh this great new group, they call themselves Whoa"

Bob: "We'll take it "

Jerry: "7 days it's impossible."

Bob: "We can do it Jerry. Creating bands, building them from the ground up, that's my oxygen. Come on."

Jerry: "Where are we going to find 4 other singers?"

Bob: "Have I got a place for you"

Jerry: "We're going where?"

Host: "And now out final contestant for Mr. Teen New York, Mr. Utica. What is the biggest problem with the world today?"

Mr. Utica: "Well for the last few months I've been very..."

Bob: "Hi, Bob Buss"

Mr. Utica: "Well you know when teen they're they are in trouble and they try to make something up. Lying! Teen Lying!"

Host: "Fantastic. Just fantastic. A big round of applause for Mr. Utica. And now let's bring all of our contestants back onstage."

Doug: "All right, all right, all right. Take a deep breath. All right. Think good thoughts...all right come on let's go keep it going. Let's go, let's go, let's go, yeah, yeah, ok nice tuch Rochester."

Bob: "Hey, hey. Take it easy son. Don't panic"

Doug: "It's just my brother he gets real people shy."

Bob: "Oh yeah...would you say he's the shy type?"

Doug: "I told he just gets real shy."

Bob: "Tell me son, can you sing?"

Chad: "Do you know how I spend all my time crying all the time thinking of you put your hand...I'm sorry I can't"

Bob: "Yes you can. How would you like to be in a pop-onsomble?"

Doug: "Oh my brother doesn't go anywhere without me. He's kinda like a puppy."

Bob: "Listen, I need him I already have a date booked in Jacksonville in 7 days. Bottom line I could make him a supernova."

Doug: "Well then you need me too"

Bob: "No..."

Doug: "Yeah, I could look after Chad. Plus I can make coffee, drive the tour bus, I can cut hair, sew, I can do transmission work, whatever it takes.'

Bob: "Can you sing?"

Doug: "Yeah"

Bob: "Two for the price of one. Now I have my reassuring older brother type. Doug's a little older than you might expect. So I thought I might give him head lice, you know something that kids get. I thought no give him polio, give him rhabela, you know to make you think children."

Doug: "I had braces when I was 14, but I could always use them again.....and Buss was right. When I walk down the street I do notice that the younger girls do seem to appreciate them. Go it's your turn"

Chad: "Me?"

Doug: "Yeah"

Chad: "I can't...no sorry...I can't"

Doug: "You know this singing thing....um I consider it a privilege you know it might be the one thing in my life I don't screw up....like my ex-wife and two kids who moved away to Sacramento last year...If you're watching this Jilly and Jennifer daddy misses you"

Chad: "Well I think this band is a kick azz opportunity for all of us, I mean I have this dream that I don't tell many people about, and that's to own a sea-doo and I'm gonna get one too because I plan to make a buttload of money with this"

Doug: "A buttload? how much is a buttload?"

Chad: "$1,000, I based it on the fact that one time I fit five dollars up my butt and, well not to brag or nothing, but I think that I can fit way more up there, way more, easy!"

Bob: "Think now, the name of a band can either make or break you"

Chad: "How about Matchbox 20?"

Jerry: "No. No there's already a Matchbox 20"

Chad: "Matchbox 30"

Doug: "Chad."

Chad: "Something else with 30"

Doug: "What are we about? What is it that this band represents?"

Bob: "Superstardom, good times"

Chad: "Just this van and driving...driving"

Doug: "Yeah why don't we call ourselves driving?"

Chad: "Driving 30! Driving 30!"

Jerry: "Listen, I don't know you guys that well, but when I think about where I wanna go, where I wanna be I think about singing"

Doug: "Yeah and hanging out together"

Bob: "Together! That's it, that's what we'll call ourselves, but get this we won't spell together t-o-g-e-t-h-e-r we'll spell it 2gether with a numeral 2 and then gether."

Jerry: "Yeah that's lock down"

Chad: "That's stupid, if there's going to be 5 guys it should be 5 gether"

Bob: "No! 2gether, 2gether! that's our name. 2gether sells out the L.A. coliseum, 2gether goes triple platinum"

Chad: "I don't know about you guys, but I'm calling myself something different"

Bob: "Oh, there's a hotel! Doug take a right!"

Doug: "The auto-mechanical that put these in said I gotta do this every night...I don't know if I should be bleeding this much.......I used to play in this heavy metal band called Pegasus. Pegasus! But we couldn't afford instruments so we had to sing our songs acapella, but this new band should be a lot better for instance Mr.Buss he promised us to buy us some cool stage costumes so we were throwing out ideas and the funniest one was the one Jerry came up with, each of us dress like Darth Vadars...that's funny Jerry"

Chad: "I really don't think he should have joked about the Darth Vadar costumes like that. It's offensive to all the families of the people killed by Darth Vadar.People whose human rights he's been violating for all these years. That's all."

Bob: "One thing I learned by my Whoa excperience in order for a band to be totally succesful you have one guy calling all the shots. The costumes, doing the cheorography and the songs. I mean these are kids after all, there can only be one captain on the ship..no taniel. Jerry'll learn after Jacksonville he won't be thinking about Boston."

Jerry: "Here's something I've been working on for Erin, just to let her know I'm still faithful and to remind her of the good times, so I did this cut-out here, it says good times. And then down here I got a cheeseburger and another cut-out that says mmmm, Erin likes hamburgers, more than cheeseburgers, but I could only find a cheeseburger. And right up here says April 12, its the night we lost our virginity to eachother, its kind of a special thing for us.

Bob: "Come on Jerry"

Doug: "Hey guys check it out, this is my drawing"

Jerry: "Hey thats not bad"

Doug: "Yeah, this is what they call left brain activity, see these guys aren't in the band yet so I haven't drawn their heads yet."

Jerry: "That's me right?"

Doug: "Yeah that's you"

Jerry: "You're not finished, though, right?"

Doug: "Yeah that's finished"

Jerry: "Like, what about abs and stuff?"

Doug: "I'll put some abs in for you"

Jerry: "All right thanks"

Doug: "Sure"

(rub one out playing on television)

Serena Altshul: "Hi, I'm Serena Altshul with an MTV news brief. As we've previously reported the bizarre phenomonon known as Whoa continues to explode. We talked to their mentor and manager, the man responsible for discovering them, Noel Andrew Davies"

Noel: "Yeah when I first heard whoa I uh..."

Bob (yelling at television): "I discovered them! When you were still in the mail room you lying son of a buck! ....Jacksonville in 6 days. Ok what I need now is my troublemaker...and I know where the bad boys hang out."

Bob Buss - parks like this are notorious for you trouble makers, your bad boy types.

Kid # 1 - When I grow up I'm gonna be the baddest skateboard champion around
- scene goes to skateboarders -
and if that don't work, I'll become a youth pastor.

Bob Buss - Kid Rock was discovered in a skate park, true story. He was selling black market tar, not tar heroin, just tar, ya know like for roofs and stuff… smart kid.

Kid # 2 - Alright, I got this website ok? It's called uh W-W-W backslash, another backslash dot I'm totally awesome squiggly thing dot com, right, backslash, cool guy backslash another backslash radical.

Mickey - Do it again bytch, that's too dry man. That's some dry cotton candy. What man?! Don't look at me like that.

Man - Look at you like what?

Mickey - It's overcooked that's overcooked cotton candy man.

Man - Cotton candy.

Mickey - Whassup Dawg?

Man - Don't want it…

Mickey - *interrupting* What?!

Man - … don't eat it.

Mickey - Don't make me climb in there. That's it…

Bob Buss - Whoa Whoa Whoa, take it easy there…

Mickey - What man? Get off me.

Bob Buss - It's alright. Take it easy big fella (to the man) here ya go (to Mickey) Whoa, it's alright man. How ya doin'? My name is, uh, Bob Buss. I'm an independent manager. How'd you like to be a singer?

Mickey - You kidding me man - Look everyone wants to be a singer in Metallica.

Bob Buss - Well how bout joining my guys? We're a five man pop ensemble. You'd be number 4.

Mickey - Look G, Yo Mickey Parke's got one ho and one ho only and that's Mickey Parke fool.

Bob Buss - Now listen to me son. This band is not just some glee club. This band's got some edge, and you, you are that edge. You're my rebel; you're my bad boy. I saw that a mile away.

Mickey - Yeah… I'm a rebel man

Bob Buss - Yo

Mickey - Like that dude in The Matrix yo.

Bob Buss - Precisely.

Mickey - (sniffs) I dunno little man. Ya know that dude in The Matrix seems like a lone rider right? *rushed* Plus I might get grounded by my moms.

Bob Buss - Well, lo-lo-lo… Uh Jerry! Listen, I want you to meet Jerry O'Keefe

Mickey - Jerry O'Wha?

Bob Buss - Yeah, he's the greatest singer since the invention of singing heh heh

Mickey - Damn man! Lookit chu. He ain't no gangsta. He's all Mr. 2% milk, Mr. Khaki pants, Mr. Touched by an Angel, get outta my face.

Jerry - Alright. Show me how tough you are.

Mickey - We can do this. We can do dis!

Jerry - You win (sweeps off table) you can walk. I win, you roll with our crew.

Mickey - I dunno man. I don't wanna go breaking your wrist or nothin.

Jerry - (laughs) Let's see what you got.

Bob Buss - Ok, ready….set…..WRESTLE!

*Intermittedly*

Doug - Come on Jerry.

Chad - Come on Jerry.

(Jerry and Mickey continue arm wrestling and Mickey starts to lose)

Chad - You got him Jerry. You got him.

(Jerry wins)

Bob Buss - Yeah! You're the man WHOOOOO!

Mickey - Yo man! I'm in the band (Singing) I'm in the band. Who's in the band? Mickey's in the band yo. I'll probably bust a David Lee Roth ya know? Drop these guys and head out on my own ha. Nah, but those dudes seem pretty cool. 'Specially Jerry, he's pretty fly. How'd he beat me in arm wrestling man? Check out these guns.

Bob Buss - C'mon Mickey, C'mon.

Mickey - Chill out man! I'm talkin' to the camera. Peace (does a little dance) I got…. To go. Aight man, chill out.

Bob Buss - C'mon, you're part of the team now.

- In the bus/van -

Bob Buss - That's where we are…. Right now.
Mickey - B-I-T-C…

Bob Buss - No Mickey, no. Stop that.

- Outside the bus/van -

Mickey - What are you drawin; man?

Doug - It's our mural. Ya like it?

Mickey - *interrupting* Jerry!

Doug - There's Jerry, there's Chad, there's you.

Mickey - No man! Ya gotta make me look better than that! Jerry c'mere fool. Look what he's drawin' about me man!

Jerry - Mickey, yeah Mickey's alright. He talks trash a lot ya know?

Mickey - Jerry you see what he's painting about me man? C'mon over here Jerry lookit this.

Bob Buss - Mickey's just the piece I need…

Mickey - No you crazy fool. Jerry c'mere!

Bob Buss - Now I have to find my little one, my mascot, my Ewok! We're running outta time.

- at the karaoke place -

Waitress - What can I get for ya?

Bob Buss - Lemme get 4 orange juices.

Waitress - Alright.

- Jerry walks in and goes to the phone -

Jerry - Erin please. (waits) Hey it's me. Don't hang up! Uh (looks around) somewhere in North Carolina I think. Oh baby I miss you so bad. Yeah I'm lonely too. Hey did you get that present I sent you?

Erin - Jerry, he's gotta learn that he can't just walk away from things and just expect them to be OK. I did get his collage thingy. Pure corn.

- Go to the shot of who she is -

Jerry - Yeah I worked a long time on that.

Erin - (Rips collage) Like that Gweneth Paltrow picture he cut out (laughs) OK ick. I do not look like her (rips the collage again) Maybe in Emma…. Maybe.

Jerry - So you're pissed at me for having fun?

QT - (singing) Glory Glory Hallelujah, Glory Glory Allelujah, Glory Glory Hallelujah his truth is marching oooooonnnnnnnnn.

Jerry - *Intermittedly* Baby you know how I feel.

QT - Glory Glory Hallelujah

Jerry - *Intermittedly* because I don't want to and I'm hap--- Hello?

QT - (continuing) Glory Glory Hallelujah Glory Glory Hallelujah -- his truth - is - mar - ching oooooonnnnn. Whoa.

Bob Buss - Move move move, he's alright. I got him. Are you OK?

*Interrupting each other*

QT's mom - He's fine

Bob Buss - I got him

QT's mom - He's fine. He's with ---

Bob Buss - (interrupting her) I got him.

QT's mom - …me.

Bob Buss - I got him. I got him.

QT's mom - he's fine.

Bob Buss - I got him.

QT's mom - Who are you? He knows me. He's fine.

Bob Buss - I'm Bob Buss

QT's mom - Bob Buss

Both - Yeah nice to meet you.

QT's mom - But who the hell is Bob Buss?

Bob Buss - Kids great, well I'm…

QT - (Interrupting) Who are you? I'm OK!

Bob Buss - … just a friend of a guy who sings well

- Bob Buss talking to the camera with QT in the background -

Have you ever heard the phrase 'too good to be true'? This kid is. His name is Jason McKnight, but but that call him QT (laughs) Oh I knew right away he could sing. The kid had looks and charisma. But what I did not know was that he was also suffering from Biliary Thombrosis. That is a liver disease. That is a terminal illness. That is what we in the business call a publicity bonanza. Good.

- at the table with QT and his mom -

Bob Buss - Ms. McKnight, we can give your son everything he needs. Singing with a band. It'll make his life fulfilling.

QT's mom - (sighs) but he's so fragile. He needs medicine regularly.

Bob Buss - Mam, I've been working with bands for 20 years. I'm very familiar with giving out drugs.

QT's mom - What about the future back end? Does that include likeness approval, merchandising rights? Talk to me.

- Bob Buss and Qt go to the couch and sit down across from the other guys. -

Bob Buss - OK fellas, 2ge her is complete. Jason McKnight. The best singer since the invention of singing.

QT - My parents call me QT.

Bob Buss - You're with family now. Never forget that.

Doug - Hi, I'm Doug.

QT - Hey. (they shake hands)

Chad - I'm your brother Chad

QT - What's up? (they shake hands)

Mickey - Hey wussup man. I'm Mickey, how ya doin?

QT - Hey (waves)

Jerry - I'm Jerry

QT - Hey

Bob Buss - QT is the linchpin of our group. Tell them that fancy sounding thing you got.

QT - Biliary Thombrosis.

Mickey - What's that mean man?

Bob Buss - It means he's dying.

QT - Dude, we're gonna get so many chicks, and I'm totally ready for them. Check this out

(as his hand/the girl) Oh QT! You're the best looking member of 2ge her.
(as himself) Shhh don't speak
- makes out with his hand -
(as his hand/the girl) don't stop
(as himself) never
- makes out with his hand again -

Bob Buss - (claps) Alright C'mon let's get back on the road C'mon.

- at the bus -

Yes! We're a band now! I can smell Jacksonville from here (goes around sniffing the air) but I'm a little worried, a little worried about QT disrupting the harmony of the group.

Chad - I guess QT's now kinda like the Michael of the group and the rest of us, we're like Jermaine and Tito ya know? But I always had this theory that Jermaine was way more important to the Jackson 5 than Michael. I mean, cuz who invented the moonwalk? Jermaine!…

Bob Buss - I have to remember my Milli Vanilli rule. Ya see there were two stars in Milli Vanilli, but two stars in a boy band? Is Disaster.

Jerry - QT? Yeah QT will be great, terrific, whatever.

Chad - … who sang Thriller? Jermaine! I mean who, who even married Lisa Marie Presley, it was Jermaine.

Jerry - Look are all the questions gonna be about QT?

Bob Buss - Sometimes the pop universe changes. WOO!

Bob Buss - Gentlemen, knuckledown time has begun. As you know we have rented this room for 2 days. That means for two days we will work, train and learn. For two days we will stop acting like individual boys, with individual like and start acting like a team, men with a common purpose. 2ge her, with a 2!! From here on everything you say. Everything you do will be monitored by the press, by the music industry and most importantly, by your fans. Is that clear people?

*mutterings* What fans?

Bob Buss - I SAID, IS THAT CLEAR PEOPLE?!?

All - Yeah

- go to Bob Buss opening the box of costumes -

Mickey - Uh uh man. Yo Mickey P don't dress like no star-spangled Elvis!

Jerry - C'mere, look dude, I know these…. sukk, but let's give Mr. Buss a shot, alright?

Mickey - awww man.

Bob Buss - Hey C'mon guys, let's cut the yackity yack. Let's get to work.

- shot of the board -

and 1-2-3-4 ba boom ba boom ba boom ba boom and you!---
Good Good Good!---
C'mon Jerry focus focus---

- shot of them at the table in interview setup -

Bob Buss - Interviews, it's very important ok? Just imagine I'm a reporter for Just for Teens magazine OK? I come up to you and I ask what's your favorite color? QT?

QT - Uh blue.

Bob Buss - Jerry?

Jerry - Blue.

Bob Buss - No, that's QT's favorite color.

Jerry - It's mine too.

Bob Buss - No.. There can't be any overlap, oh come on think. Say some girl picks up a copy of the magazine and she reads that both Jerry's and QT's favorite color is blue. Her favorite color is green, but nobody in 2ge her likes green, ergo nobody in 2ge her likes her, ergo she has no personality, no taste, she's worse than nothing, she's a waste of human flesh. C'mon guys think!

- change to place where they dance -

Here's a little song I wrote for a band called Whoa. You know what they did with it? Keleigh Mize wiped his ass with it that's what.

Jerry - (singing) Say it, don't spray it, I want the news, not the weather.

Bob Buss - It's time for the teddy bear test. 5-6-7-8 (throws teddy bears at them while the dance)

- sitting on the floor of the dancing place-

Bob Buss - Jerry favorite color?

Jerry - I dunno, blue. It's been blue since, forever, since, before QT was born even.

QT - Mr. Buss, I'll change my favorite color.

Bob Buss - Great! QT's new favorite color…

QT - Uh, Robin egg blue.

Mickey - Uh uh! You best back up bytch! Robin egg blue yo that's my color ho. Hey this is my house fool.

All but QT - (shouting) Mickey! Mickey!

- 2ge her is dancing to "Say it, Don't Spray it" -

Bob Buss - Mickey come on, come on Mickey ---
Good, excellent, Jerry, excellent, very good ---

- in the interview setup -

Bob Buss - Chad, Chad over here! I'm from Teen People. What's your favorite food?

Chad - (thinks) Taffy!

Bob Buss - Oh. What about you Doug?

Doug - Ham pizza.

Bob Buss - Ahh. Chad do you like your brother?

Chad - Sometimes.

Bob Buss - No! Wait, see, that's not gonna fly with the press OK? You always like your brother k? (pauses) Doug do you like your brother?

Doug - I love him.

Bob Buss - Chad, is that true what you told me before, that sometimes you like Doug, but not always?

Chad - Ummm… pretty much yeah.

Bob Buss - No! No! No!

Chad - What?!

Bob Buss - Well it's an interview!

Chad - I thought it was you, asking me as myself, like 'Chad do you like your brother?' and I'm like 'Sometimes.'

Bob Buss - Work on it alright?

- Singing "Say It. Don't Spray It" In the yellow suits -

All - (singing) Say it (say it) don't spray it (don't spray it) I want the news not the weather.

Bob Buss - Oh that's bad.

Doug - I can't breath.

- Back to interview setup -

Bob Buss - Mickey, what's your favorite food?

Mickey - Jawbreakers.

Bob Buss - Seriously Chad, it is very important for me to know, is it true, do you always like your brother?

Chad - (sighs) I don't always always like him.

Bob Buss - NO!! no no no no no

Chad - emmmmmmmmm (hides in stuffed bear)

3 Days Left

All - We are 2ge her.

Bob Buss - One more.

All - We are 2ge her.

Bob Buss - Louder.

All - We are 2ge her.

Say it (say it)
Don't spray it (don't spray it)
I want the news (I want the news)
Not the weather (ooo ooo)

- Interview setup -

Bob Buss - Mickey, favorite holiday?

Mickey - Christmas.

Bob Buss - Doug, most outrageous thing you've ever done?

Doug - Worn a tuxedo tee shirt to my senior prom.

Bob Buss - QT, favorite movie?

QT - Titanic, Bob.

Bob Buss - Jerry, ideal girl?

Jerry - She doesn't need to be a knockout, just somebody with a nice personality who makes me laugh.

Bob Buss - Mickey, innie or outtie?

Mickey - Innie.

Bob Buss - Jerry, favorite color?

Jerry - Blue.

Bob Buss - Chad do you like your brother?

Chad - I love him always. I love him like a brother.

Bob Buss - YEAH!

All - Yes.

Say it
Don't spray it
I want the news
Not the weather Say it
Don't spray it
I want the news
Not the weather
SAY IT!

Bob Buss - Excellent HAHA!!

(At Noel's Office with Whoa)
Keleigh: ...I totally agree man.

Danielle: (Coming in the office.) Mr Davis?

Noel: I'm in a meeting Danielle.

Danielle: (Pissed.) Mr. Fulerton is on line two again. He says its something to do with Bob Buss and a new band.

Keleigh: Heh. Bob Buss? Hey boys this is Bob Buss remember my Bob Buss rule never take candy from a fat-azz

(Laughter)

Danielle: (Still pissed.) What would you like me to tell Mr Fulerton?

Noel: Uh...tell him...uh...tell him I dead. Tell him I'm dead.

(Danielle walks away even more pissed.)

(Cut to QT talking to Camera)

QT: Being locked up in that room was totatally cool, but I wish there were girls in there, and that there wasn't enough sleeping bags so me and a girl would have to share one.

(Cut to Chad talking to Camera)

Chad: (Laser noises) You know I don't think Mr. Buss is using all my abilities, I can save a lot of money with the stuff I'm working on. This for example that I've worked on. It's like... (Makes Laser Noise) Or like this other on I' worked on could save us a ton it's like... (Makes Laser Noise)

(Cut back to QT)

QT: ...And for some reason she thought I had chiggers so she had to check me all over...all over...

(Cut back to Chad)

Chad: (Laser Noises) (Doug comes and they fight together. Hai-yah! (Fights)

Doug: Get in there! (Shoves him onto the bus.)

Chad: Owww!

Chad: You guys I'm not sleeping with Mickey again, that dude drools.

Mickey: What? I don't make me get up fool. I don't drool!

Chad: I saw it man!

Jerry: Hey chill out!! Tonight Chad your with Doug. Mickey your with me and QT you're on the floor.

Chad: (Out of nowhere.) You guys am I losing my hair? (Being serious but there's laughter.)

Jerry: (Singing) I'm losing my hair, and my vision is shady...

Doug: (Continuing) Last night I dreamt of an overweight lady. (Chad giggles and so the rest.)

Chad: (Continuing) But I need a young thang...

QT: (Continuing) To keep up...with my pace...

Mickey: I got this one...(sings) to hold me in her arms and take me straight to second base...

Doug: Yeah...rich?

Jerry: I got it. Check it out...(sings) I know my calculus, it says you plus me equals us...

QT: Nice!

Jerry: Yeah...ready 1, 2,

All: I know my calculus it says you plus me equals us... (Stops) Yeah!!!

Bob: Not bad guys not bad for of the cuff. Now listen I called in some favors and booked us a gig so we can test our some of our new stuff!

Mickey: Yeah!!

Jerry: Whoo! Alright!

Bob: No listen, you're going to meeting up with reporters tomorrow.

All: Yeah.

Bob: Let's get some sleep okay? C'mon! You too co'mon get to bed...