REGULAR GUY


written by: Brian Gunn, Mark Gunn, Alex Solowitz
Produced by: Steve Durkee and Julie Glaze Houlihan

I'm a kind of guy
A girl takes home to mom
With pleated khaki pants
Cologne that's the bomb
(Sure smell purty)
I shake her dad's hand
And look him in the eye
And tell him straight up
I'm just a regular guy
(I'll have her home by 9, sir)

I'm a regular guy
Who stays out of trouble
A regular guy
Says ma'am on the double
(Let me get that for ya, ma'am)
And I'm a regular guy
Just like Dawson's Creek
A regular guy
Just don't call me a geek
A geek, yeah

Sometimes I remember
What got me here
It was fighting and cussing
(Back off, I'm in a boy band)
And showin' no fear

(All right, time out, okay)

I watch Jay Leno
(He's funny)
7th Heaven too
And I ask myself sometimes
What would Jesus do?
(Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change)
I'm buds with my mom
And I hang out with my dad
(He's my buddy, ha ha ha ha)
I play everything safe
So I'll never be sad
(Boo-hoo)

And I'm a regular guy
Who stays out of trouble
(let me get that for you, ma'am)
A regular guy
Says ma'am on the double
(I'm on it)
And I'm a regular guy
Just like Dawson's Creek
A regular guy
Just don't call me a geek
A geek, yeah
(Don't push me!)

Damnit, sometimes I wanna
(Stop pushing me!)
Smash things up
(Who are you looking at?)
Get jacked up
And whacked up
(I'm in a boy band, a boy band)
And have to pee in a cup

Son, put the pig down!
Sir, this is a five-star restaurant
Let me see your ID
You're coming with me
Hell's your problem?

And I'm a regular guy
(That's me)
Who stays out of trouble
(I don't want any trouble)
A regular guy
Says ma'am on the double
And I'm a regular guy
(I know the answer, sir)
Just like Dawson's Creek
A regular guy
Just don't call me a geek
A geek
I'm a regular guy