EPISODE 16 - JILLIE
Summary: Doug's daughter visits, but could care less about seeing her father---she's in love with Q.T. Pamela Anderson guest stars. Doug: Kevin Farley. Q.T.: Michael Cuccione.
Cast: Noah Bastian, Michael Cuccione, Kevin Farley, Evan Farmer, Alex Solowitz, Pamela Anderson
My Review: Watch out for the stalker!!! Goodness, the crazy boy band fans nowadays are getting smarter everyday. Did you know a Backstreet Boys fan actually managed to hide in their tour bus’ bathroom? Wonder how I would be treated if one day Evan discovers me hiding in his bedroom closet? (probably call the police…LOL)
Hmm...someone call the fashion police!! You just DON’T wear a silver choker with a green tank top! In fact, that should be OUTLAWED for creating unpleasant sight to the public. And yes, Evan, stretchy shirt is actually very "in" right now. Not only it is comfortable, but the flexibility of such article of clothing flatters the body by showcasing and accentuating its shape.
On another note, I really don’t think I need to see Evan naked. Everyone looks better with clothes on; therefore, I despise people like Britney Spears and coincidentally, Pamela Anderson. She certainly has aged a lot since I last saw her; probably because of all the make-up she’s been wearing all these years. I mean, she has TWO KIDS and still dresses like a porn star?! Of course it’s one’s right to wear whatever he or she pleases; however, there’s a certain moral guideline that everyone should follow...that’s why you rarely see some 80 years old grandma wearing bikini running down at the beach! Pamela is definitely NOT America’s sweetheart in my opinion (but Meg Ryans sure is!). She is the type of women that guys wanna "lay," but not spend the rest of their lives with. I apologize for sounding so negative, but I really do have a problem with woman like her. Since there’s nothing I can do about it, I guess I’ll just enact my freedom of speech in this little review. And oh, NOT every girl likes a sexy (gross sounds more appropriate) ass tattoo.
Readers, did you see how shy Evan is when he’s with Pamela? He is like shaking. I personally think Pamela is too wild (and sluttish) for him. As for the other girl, Lita, she is too tall. (I know, I shouldn’t be criticizing every woman Evan is with.) But hey, that’s the truth. I think 4 inches of difference is perfect! (Did I mention I’m 5 ft 6?! Stop it Joanna, you’re totally grossing me out!) And Evan, I too can dye my hair honey blonde!! (Actually, you’ll have to kill me first!)
Though it’s very sweet that Evan still loves Erin, don’t you think it’s kinda freaky and psycho at the same time? Maybe I should step into Evan’s life and help him to forget her. (Who am I kidding?! It’s a good suggestion though.)
And the girl Jillie, though she’s going through the "teenager stage," which happens to be the most difficult stage one has to go through in life, she’s too spoil. Personally, no one should place a lover before his or her family. While divorce or re-marriage is quite common in our society, you only have ONE family, whether you like it or not.
Why the heck is 2Gether singing a Whoa! song? And nope, I don’t want to see any of the 2Gether guy grabbing his crotch. YUCK! And Michael, he is getting more charming than ever. Probably due to his illness, he loses quite a bit of his lightheartedness...who wouldn’t though? If I were him, battling with a disease, it’s so hard to act funny. I give this episode a B+. And hey, how come Evan gets all the girls?! Who hasn’t he kissed?? So now he is going to kiss Mya on the next episode?! Lordy, I need to breathe!
