EPISODE 15 - LOVECHILD
Summary: Mickey falls in love with a pregnant girl after she sues the group for causing her pregnancy. Mickey: Alex Solowitz.
Cast: Noah Bastian, Michael Cuccione, Kevin Farley, Evan Farmer, Alex Solowitz
My Review: This episode has to be the one with the most interesting plot yet in the series. If I am not mistaken, I don’t think Evan has a solo in the cd version of "Before We Say Goodbye," though his voice sure is very "sexy and seductive." I wouldn’t be amazed if someone gets pregnant just by looking at the gorgeous Evan! (Actually, I would since that would challenge the theory of fertilization) Did I ever mention what an "ill" (in a good way) house 2Gether has? (someone is trying to be hip…) That house is MASSIVE!!
"It’s good for my rep. All gangsters have illegitimate kids. It’s kind of our way of spreading the love." (my favorite quote – too clever!) I am really glad to see the sensitive and gentle side of Alex again. Now I think about it, he is actually very cute when he’s not acting like a poser. Remember the scene where he and Anne were making out? I was like, "be careful, go easy! Watch out for the baby." (yeah, we all know she’s not really pregnant!)
Let’s talk about Evan for a minute. I absolutely love the "I-despise-you" look when the fake Richard says "I nail a lot of chicks." Awe, Evan truly is THE role model for me! Did you see him making a 360 degree turn in the back when the boys start singing "Before We Say Goodbye" in the hospital? You know what I don’t get, how come there are so many people in the delivery room, which has to be the BIGGEST I’ve seen in my life? And some of them, like Noah, aren’t even wearing gloves! That’s a little bit too far-fetched from reality. And why the heck was the fake Richard in the room as well? I guess he just somehow invited himself or maybe he is looking for more "chicks." Okay, I know Evan kissed a nurse...no big deal, it is only a friendly kiss! (MY GOSH, I am NOT jealous?! What’s wrong with me?!) I wish 2Gether would sing to me when I deliver my baby...Nah, that’s too painful. I’ll probably end up like Rosie, adopting kids.
You know what REALLY bugs me? How come no one locks their doors anymore??? Okay, so Anne is in some stranger’s house and she doesn’t lock her bathroom door when she’s completely naked in there? And 2Gether, they just let some stranger – the fake Richard, walks into their house without knocking or ringing the doorbell? This world really is NOT that safe if you think about it. It’s always better to be careful then to regret about it afterwards. And oh, why would Anne settles for $45 when her aim is $50 million? Again, VERY unrealistic.
Okay, I’m done with my lecture. I give this episode an A- for Evan’s "I-despise-you" look and its plot. By the way, though Michael only has a minor part in this episode, gotta give it to the kid for his spirit. I know if I were him, I wouldn’t be going to work.
