A girl named Nikki was taking a walk in the woods and she soon got lost. It was getting late and she was starting to worry. (oh! what would her mother think of this!) To relieve her stress she took a seat by a rock. She was about to doze off but heard a strange voice.

"Follow me. Follow me if you want to live." said a low, deep voice. Nikki looked all around but nobody was in sight. After giving up on finding the source of the mysterious voice she saw a green toad on the ground.

"Yes, you stupid bumblehead! It was me! Now follow me if you want to live!" The toad shouted. Nikki paused and decided not to make the toad any angrier so she followed it.

First it lead her to a cave. Nikki gave the toad a suspicious look. "Don't stare at me like that you stupid crowface! Go inside and find your blasted partner!"

Nikki was getting sick of the name calling but went inside. She opened her eyes and saw a tall figure, he was about 6' 1" tall.

"Hi I'm Nikki and some stupid toad lead me to you." Nikki greeted.

"I heard that!" The toad yelled.

"I'm Kevin, I was chased in here by a bunch of wild humans." Kevin introduced. And to Nikki's surprise this wasn't just any Kevin, it was Kevin Richardson from the Backstreet Boys. But Nikki didn't want to make a big deal about it because at the moment she just wanted to get home.

"Now that you've greeted each other's mindless bee's butted selves, get outta that cave!" The toad shouted making the cave walls shake.

Nikki and Kevin listened and walked out into the light. "Dang, you look so fine in the light! Will you marry me?" Nikki joked around with Kevin. "I'll consider it." He replied. The toad looked mad.

"You stupid double-deer-headed-jackbutts-from-wonderland! WE HAVE A MISSION!" The toad shouted then began to walk away.

Nikki and Kevin started to follow the toad as it lead them to a black lagoon. The toad stared at them. "The lagoon is frozen and you could easily walk across." the toad explained. Nikki and Kevin stared at each other, then at the toad. "Get a move on you stupid little bat brains!" The toad yelled. Nikki and Kevin crossed the lagoon. After that the toad lead them to a tropical jungle. Before anymore could be said or done maniacs (the wild humans) attacked them. Nikki and Kevin were tied up as a fire burned around them.

The toad looked at them. "Escape and you will return to your homes." were the toads last words before it dissappeared.

"Ooompa loompa waka laka." the maniacs chanted. Nikki thought and concentrated on the situation and thought of an escape plan. She slowly untied her hands, then Kevin's. After that the ropes unraveled and they were warped to the city. "Why didn't I think of that in the first place?!" Nikki exclaimed.

"Thanks. You saved me." Kevin said then gave her a hug. Nikki stared at him and he stared back, "Gee, you are so much even more fine in the city light, will you kiss me?" After that they kissed very intense and passionately for a few or five or more minutes.

"And the bumbleheads lived happily ever after." said the voice of the toad.

THE END