Once upon a time there lived a girl named Nikki Taniguchi who was walking down a busy highway in the middle of the night. On her way she ran into a tall dark figure. It resembled a guy named Kevin Richardson. It was her Kevy-Kev, her one and only who she has never before met but was very happy to meet.

"OH MY GOODNESS IT IS REALLY YOU?!!!?!?!?!" Nikki shouted.

"Who?" Kevin asked.

"YOU?!" Nikki shouted.

"ME?" Kevin asked.

"YEAH YOU! KEVIN!" Nikki shouted.

"Do I know you?" Kevin asked politely.

"No, but I know you!" Nikki replied.

"Really?" Kevin asked.

"Yep, you are always on TV all the time oh my oh my oh my!" Nikki replied.

"Really, what do you say about if we go to that French restaurant across the street?" Kevin asked.

AUDIENCE: AWWWWWWWWWW, HOW SWEET!!!

Nikki and Kevin: SHUT UP AUDIENCE!!!

So the two peoples left to the quiet French restaurant across the street. Nikki ordered a platter of es cargot which she loved dearly and it was her favorite food in the whole wide world to eat. Kevin ordered the same thing. After they were done eating Nikki felt quite sick considering the fact she had just tasted the delicacy of es cargot. She threw up into the street onto a taxi that would pick them up and take them to the nearest club.

"Are you ok?" Kevin asked her.

"Yeah, I'm fine. I just felt a little quessy considering the fact I just ate snails. I always do that when I eat es cargot." Nikki replied.

"Ok, looks like we gotsta apologize to the taxi driver though. I don't think he's so happy about having barf on his car." Kevin replied as they got into the taxi. This would be along night! As it turned out they had the times of their lives and went on to get married and have 4 children and lived in Florida.

Audience: AWWW!! How sweet!!