It was the first day of the dumbest tour ever to hit America, the Skittle N' Eminem tour. Ya'll probably know Eminem is, but who is Skittles. Skittles is a stupid girl named Nicole who sounds like Eminem and has the same rap style. So Dr. Dre signed her and decided they should tour together and see what happens.

It was the usual concert atmosphere, only it's different when you're the performer. Skittles was nervous, "Hey, what do I do so I'm not nervous." Skittles asked Eminem.

"Talk to the Dr." Eminem replied.

"K." Nikki replied then fled to find Dr. Dre. Finally after hours of searching she found him eating his 10th meal of the day, chicken fried steak. "OMG!!" Skittles shouted, "Dr. help me! I'm so nervous! I can't do this!"

"Huh?" he replied with his mouth full.

"I can't go on that stage! I'm too nervous!" Skittles shouted nervously.

"Come here, baby, and I'll tell you some stories." Dr. Dre said. Skittles walked over and sat by him. "Gee, you're not that bad looking after all." Skittles exclaimed. After that she couldn't take it anymore, she waited for him to swallow then grabbed him and kissed him passionately.

"Hey Dr., let's go try an operation. That might ease my mind." She exclaimed then they left the room.