The Real BSB

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The BSB decided to visit a local laboratory to see how the latest experiments were conducted but the next thing they knew a machine was secretly getting information so that it could make many clones of the BSB so all the fans could be satisfied. The plan worked for awhile but soon fans found out and were angered and were dying to know who the real BSB were, of course all the clones claimed they were the real thing.

Finally all the clones, every last one, and the real BSB were called to a secret meeting held in a large auditorium located underground in a state that will remain unnamed where all secret meetings such as this one were held. A special machine had been invented in order to call out the real BSB from the mass of clones that started fighting. The machine zapped and real BSB who had been knocked down stood up.

“And will the real BSB please stand up!” shouted the man who conducted the meeting. The five of them wearily stood up and smiled, “are the other BSB who were just imitating gone?”

“Yes! You’re the real BSB, yes you’re the real BSB, all the other BSBs were just imitating and I’m glad the real BSB have stood up, have stood up, have stood up!” He shouted. The BSB decided to sing because they were joyed to be back.

May we have your attention please, may we have
your attention please, we the real Backstreet Boys
are standing up, I repeat we the real Backstreet
Boys are standing up.....we're gonna have a
problem here.........

Ya'll act like you never seen a Backstreet boy before
jaws all on the floor
like Brit and Justin just burst in the door
and started whoopin’ her ~censcored for my page~ worse than before
they first were “just friends”
throwing her over furniture (aaaaaah)
It's the return of the...
"awww..wait, no wait, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
and Lou Pearlman said...
nothing you idiots, Lou Pearlman’s a fat pig
he's locked in the trunk of our limo, ya dig!
feminist women LOVED N SYNC!!
chicka chicka chicka Digital Getdown, guess what they think now,
"I'm sick of them, lookit them,
walkin around, grabbin’ their you know whats
flippin' to you know who"
"yeah, and their so gay too"
yeah, we just might have a couple of screws up in our heads loose
but no worse than what's goin on in Christina and Fred Durst’s bedroom (eheheheh)
sometimes, we just wanna get on TV and just let loose
but cant, but it's cool for Chris Kirkpatrick to hump a dead moose
His bum is on your Lance’s lips, His bum is on Lance’s lips
and if Chris is lucky, he might just give it a little kiss
and that's the message that we deliver to little kids
and expect them not to know what Britney’s (probably fake like her boobs) ~censcored for my page~ is
of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
by the time they hit 4th grade
they got the Britney and N SYNC dolls, dont they?
we ain't nothing but mammals
well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantelopes
but if they can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a Justin and J.C. can't elope
but if you feel like we feel, we got the antedote
Christina wave your stankin’ pantehose, sing the chorus and it goes..............

We’re the BSB, yes, we’re the real BSB
all you otheBSBs are just imitating
so wont the real BSB please stand up, please stand
up, please stand up
cause we’re BSB, yes, we’re the real BSB
all you other BSB are just imitating
so wont the real BSB please stand up, please stand
up, please stand up

Christina don't got to scream in her songs to sell records
well we don’t, so ~censcored for my page~ her and ~censcored for my page~ Britney and N SYNC too
you think we give a care about a grammy
half of you critics gotta always put us with N SYNC, let alone be on our side.
"but BSB, what if you win, wouldn't it be great!"
Yeah it would, but old guys like Santana always win.
so you guys can just put us here for now, here
so you can sit us here next to Britney Spears ~censcored for my page~,Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst and hear em argue over who she gave ~censcored for my page~ to first
little ~censcored for my page~, tried to be a whore on MTV
"Yeah, I think I’m cute, I’m tryin’ be like Lil’ Kim, the Queen bee, hehe!"
We should download her audio on MP3
and show the world how she gave eminem VD (aaaaaah)
We’re sick of those two sluts and N SYNC
All you do is annoy us
so we have been sent here to destroy you
and there's a million of us just like us
who sing good like us, who do give ~censcored for my page~ about others like us
who dress like us, walk, talk and act like us
and just might be the next best thing, but not quite us.................

We’re like a head trip to listen to
cause we’re only givin you things
you joke about with your friends inside your living room
the only difference is we got the balls to say it (unlike N SYNC who ain’t got none)
in front of ya'll and we aint gotta be false or sugar coated at all
We just get on the mic and spit it
and whether you like to admit it (riiip)
We just ~censcored for my page~ it better than 90% you NSTYNCs, Brtineys, and Christinas out there
then you wonder how can
screaming girls eat up our albums like ice cream
it's funny,cause at the rate we’re going when we’re ninety
we’ll be the only people in the nursing home flirting
Watchin’ elder N SYNC pinchin’ each others, Christina’s, and Britney’s ~censcored for my page~
when they’re jackin off with jergen's
and they’re jerkin' but their whole bag of viagra isn't working
in every single person there's a Backstreet Boy lurkin
We could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
or in the parking lot, circling, screamin we do give a ~censcored for my page~
with our windows down and our system up
so will the Backstreet Boys please stand up
and put 1 of those fingers on each hand up
and be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and 1 more time, loud as you can, how does it go? .................