Q-Tip Has A Crush On Spice (and vice versa)
The Stupid Story
by ME

Once upon a time Sugar and Spice were walking down the crowded and busy streets of L.A. and were lost. They decided to walk in a liquor store and ask for directions. When they walked in the store they both saw the ever so famous Q-Tip (former member of A Tribe Called Quest). Spice almost died, she LOVED Q-Tip, he was her "honey-bunny." At first they casually looked around the stuff behind them but Spice couldn't control herself. "Hi!" She greeted like a dumb blonde, "What's your name?" Q-Tip stared at her then replied, "My name is Q-Tip. You must be Spice from Sugar and Spice! I have a crush on you!!" After that Sugar ran to the bathroom so she could die in peace while Spice turned red. "I have a crush on you too!" Spice replied. "Really?" Q-Tip asked. "Yeah." Spice replied dreamily. After that Sugar returned to see a red Spice then rushed back to the bathroom to die again. Spice and Q-Tip just continued staring at each other with big baby eyes and wide grins and bucked-teeth and they were drooling. Sugar came running out screaming, "The bathroom's on fire!! We mus leave!!!" With that she and Spice were running for dear life but when they got outside Spice was depressed. Q-Tip didn't want to evacuate the building. "I must go get him!!" Spice chanted and started to walk back in. Sugar pulled her arm, "No Spice, it's too late." Spice gave her a dirty look, "Don't give me none of that cr*p!! It's not too late!! He's in there and he's alive!!" Spice shouted then started to walk back in but once again was stopped by Sugar. "Spice you're gonna kill yourself, let's just leave ok." Spice looked down then back up and whispered, "Ok." Then they started to walk off. After walking two feet Spice looked behind her and whispered, "Goodbye my love. I love you" and a tear ran down her eye. After that they walked off. Finally they got on a bus to Miami which is when Sugar decided to tell Spice the truth. "Spice?" Sugar asked. "What?" Spice asked. "The store wasn't on fire, I just didn't want Q-Tip to be my cousin-in-law." Spice gave her a dirty look, "YOU LITTLE!!!" Sugar smiled, "Hey, we're going to Miami, ya know all the beaches there." Spice smiled, "Maybe I'll find him again." Sugar got angry, "Heck no!! That's not what I meant." When they arrived in Miami the first thing they did was go to the beach where Spice found her one true love, Brian Littrell. They got married 2 years later and had 5 kids and lived in a big house in the sub-tropical rainforest down in South America.