PITCH IN ON A PARTY (Screenplay)

SCENE ONE:

This scene starts out as DANTE BLAKE is sitting on a sofa watching TV getting extremely bored, so he picks up the phone and dials a number. The voice on the other line is his friend CALVIN BRAUDUS.

CALVIN: Hello?

DANTE: WUZZUP MY N***A! Hey, Calvin, it’s yo’ n***a Dante. Ya know it be really boring, ya know what I’m sayin’, so I be thinkin’ we should ring up all our n***az and we can all pitch in on a party so I can meet some ladiez or somethin’. Whatdaya think?

CALVIN: Fo’ sho, why not, lemme call my n***a Andre and my homeboy Marshall and see what they wanna do. They know all dem fine ladies that can get your joint bouncin’, then I’ll get my n***a Kamal to be da DJ, he can bring some tight tracks along. You can go get some food and sh*t for it. K?

DANTE: Fo’ sho, that’s perfect. See ya there my n***a.

So DANTE hangs up the phone and that’s the end of SCENE ONE

SCENE TWO:

This scene starts in the middle of the party. Loud music is playing there are people all over dancing. DANTE is approached by a girl named NICOLE TANIGUCHI with bleached blonde hair and blue eyes that are contacts. She looks like a ditsy blonde, but what is she really?

DANTE: Wassup baby girl?

NICOLE: OMG! ARE YOU DJ QUIK!!! I LOVE YOUR MUSIC!!! **screams**

DANTE: Yeah, that be me, but you can call me Dante, Dante Blake. Well just Dante, but ya know what I’m sayin’.

NICOLE: Ooooooh, Dante! That is such a sexy name! **purr** Ya do know you’re sexy don’t you, you look so good in your videos Dante. Ooooooh, Dante you’re so so so so sexy! AYE BABY!

DANTE: It’s amazing that a girl be tellin’ me this.

NICOLE: I know, I don’t know why nobodies attracted to you. Everytime I look at you I get lost especially when I look into your sexy eyes. And everytime I close my eyes I see you there with be and wish it would be true and I never thought this day would come. OH DANTE, you are so SEXY!

DANTE: I can’t believe I am hearing this from somebody!

NICOLE: Well you are Dante! I love you! You're the man of my dreams and I now that I got you I am never gonna let you go away, sexy boy. Come and let me wrap you in my wings then we can fly off to never never land where nobody can bother us, and we'll skip gaily through the fields and sing all your songs. Then we'll roll down a hill and kiss, I wanna kiss you, I wanna kiss your sexy lips. C'mon! THAT WOULD BE SO FUN!

DANTE: **sarcasm** I guess.

NICOLE: Yes Dante! You are the one for me and the only one there will ever be. Please take this opportunity and lock me in your heart and throw away the key, and I'll promise I'll do the same thing. AYE PAPI CHULO DANTE!

DANTE: But we just be meetin’ today, girl.

NICOLE: Oh Dante, who cares? We are meant to be together!! You are my man, and I am your woman. We should get married and have a big wedding then we'll buy a house in the country and raise 4 kids, or maybe more! Who knows what our future holds for us, but whatever it is, it must be something good! For what a perfect couple we are!

DANTE: But... **interupted**

NICOLE: Oh Dante, stop deneying our love, you know you want to be with me, but you can't admit. Well just admit because I'd take your sexy a** any day and I want it now because I'll probably never see you again unless we take this chance to make our love real. Oh Dante, it's not a fantasy of mine it's reality, we are meant to be and don't go deneying it.

DANTE: Hold up b***h, lemme think!

NICOLE: Think about us? You'll never have and opportunity like this again Dante! I love you more than any other female that you'll get your hands on. Put your hands on me and wrap my in your arms and tell me you love me and make me feel all warm and loved inside instead of the cold heart that aches inside me for it has no love from a man and no other man could replace Dante Blake, the sexiest man alive.

DANTE: You be readin’ too much!

NICOLE: Oh no I don't Dante, this is real.

DANTE: I guess. I don't know, we met less than 5 minutes ago!

NICOLE: Oh 5 aint nothin' but a number, but us, we're something, something special. Think of how it could be if you would just say yes to me Dante. What is it in your heart that is stopping you? Oh Dante! You shouldn't have to think about something that is so meant to be. We met today for a reason, you may go on your entire life but will find nobody, and that will be horrible. And if I don't get you then that will happen to me too, and I don't wanna have nobody, I want you Dante. I love you Dante. I'll never let go Dante, I'd never let go of you for anyone. Not Brian, not Anthony, not Kamal, nobody!! NOT EVEN MIKE OR MONTELL!!!! Dante I love you more than my love of all of them combined, does that tell you strong my feelings are for you, oh and add it Byron! Any ways, Dante, you must understand, I love you and I want you so bad, without you things will go so crazy I wouldn't know what to do with myself and I would spend my miserable days singing: "I don't know what to do with myself, just don't know what to do with myself." Do you wanna see a soul go to waste with a life like that. I know you don't Dante, so please take me now!

This ends SCENE TWO and now DANTE is left in deep thought.

SCENE THREE:

DANTE thinks of what to tell her. DANTE: But baby girl, I'm telling you, your dreams may not be what they seem, I just might not be the one you are looking for. Maybe it isn't me, maybe you're heart is lying to you. Maybe I am not the one. Maybe it is my good friend Calvin Braudus, maybe he is the one who your heart yearns for so much, Calvin, not Dante. Wouldn't you rather be screaming out a name like Calvin than mine any ways?

NICOLE: NO! I don't care what you say, my heart does not lie, but you lie. But even though you tell me these lies I still love you Dante!!! Please, if you kiss me right now I'd be forever happy that is all it would take. I want to taste your sweet lips once in my life that is all I ask.

He slightly bends down and pecks her lips then goes back.

NICOLE: No Dante, that doesn't work I want you to stick your sweet tongue in my mouth as well and let our lips meet, that would satisfy me.

Just to get her to shut up he bends down and does that for a second or so.

NICOLE: Oh Dante, you know that wasn't long enough, gimme some sugar baby, c'mon, c'mon!

Then he repeats his actions and kisses her for about 10 seconds.

NICOLE: Oh the kiss was good alright but there wasn't enough emotion, wrap your arms around my waste and mind around your neck!

And so they do that for 20 seconds.

NICOLE: Oh Dante, you have fullfilled my dreams. Now I must leave to have my other dreams fullfilled.

DANTE: But Nicole, I do want you. YOU ARE the one I've waited for all my life and after that kiss I realized it was you I have been dreaming off all along, but I just didn't know.

NICOLE: Oh DANTE! You finally realize it!! After all this silly talk!!! Then why don't we leave this party and plan our wedding!

DANTE: OKAY!

They kiss again and plan their wedding.