Nicole Taniguchi had just came home from her last day of college. She opened the door to her dorm and began to hop around and rejoice not realizing her long time boyfriend Byron McCane was sitting on the bed in her small dorm which was in the living room as well. Finally she realized his presence and almost died of fright. "Oh Byron! What are you doing here?" she asked thinking something might be wrong.

"Well, it's the last day of college, and I have a surprise for you, Nikki." he replied.

"Oh really? YOU'RE SO SWEET!" Nikki exclaimed.

"Thanks, but on to the surprise." Byron replied, "Come here and take a seat on the bed." Nikki grabbed his hand then sat down. Byron got down on one knee and took out a small case.

"Oh Byron, I'm..." Nikki began but became speechless as a few small tears rolled down her eyes, tears of joy. Byron opened up the case to reveal a small normal looking diamond engagement ring, only it looked cheapy and had black spots on it and resembled a dalmation. Nikki cocked an eyebrow, "Huh?"

"It's the newest thing and it's really rare and expensive, it's a dalmation diamond. They have them for different occasions, and I chose this one. Nicole Mayumi Taniguchi, will you marry me?" he asked.

"YES! Of course!! You're so sweet!" Nikki enthusiastically replied then jumped into his arms and gave him a big hug then they started kissing. It's amazing what a dalmation diamond could do. It's a diamond, girl's best friend, and a dog, man's best friend. It's so perfect for engagement rings and at a cheap affordable price of $10,000,000! Gee, for that price you could have had a matching bra and thong to Dr. Dre's.

Anyways, the happy couple went out to eat that night and Nikki wore her dalmation diamong proudly. People kept on staring at in jealously. They were jealous that such a young girl had such a fancy ring. They envied her so much. Finally a guy named Steve Howse jumped her and stole the ring from her hand while trying to rape her in public. He ran off with the ring and ran all the way to New Mexico, the couple was in Cleveland. Gee, that guy wasn't too "LAYZIE." Byron felt bad, he had to get his fiance's ring back.

He went off to buy another one for her, but each day the rings became more and more rare. This time she wore it, but with long sleeves that covered it up so nobody could steal it from her this time. But sure enough a guy name Anthony Henderson went up to her and tried to steal it, he mugged her and took her up to his hotel room and tried to rape her and wrap her up in condoms, but she strugged free. When she returned to Byron she realized the ring was gone, she had lost it again.

"Oh Byron, I'm sorry I didn't care for it like I should have, but that "KRAYZIE" man was trying to wrap me up in condoms, flavored condoms!" Nikki cried on her fiance's shoulder.

"It's okay, I'll get you a new one." he replied. The next day he went and he got here one, but they had gotten more rare than before. This time they went to a mall and she was taken away by a guy named Charles Scruggs. He took her to the bathroom and tried to rape her to get her diamond. Without a doubt he got it then left her. She ran to Byron, "BYRON! I "WISH" these guys would stop stealing the diamonds you give me."

"It's okay, I'll get you another one." he replied.

"No, you don't have to Byron. You've proven how much you care and all that enough by getting me three, and you kept on getting them even though you didn't have too, you were really "BIZZY" trying to make sure this engagement will work." Nikki replied then kissed him. Then she pulled out a quarter from her pocket and put it in a dispenser and out came a ring, "For now, until we get married, this will be my ring."

"Okay, I'll get you one more and we'll keep that one locked up at home, okay sweetie." Byron asked.

"Sure." Nikki replied then they kissed again.

MEANWHILE in New Mexico there was three guys, Steve, Anthony, and Charles. They all had dalmation diamonds of their own, so what would they do with them? They sold them and became rich enough to start a rap group, in which they called the Bandaid Boyz. They needed one more guy, but until then...oh we'll see.

THE END!