CHAPTER 1:It's The Hard Knock Life!!

"Can I hit it in the morning, without givin' you half of my dough and even worse if I wuz broke would ya want me! If you couldn't see the sun risin' off the shore of Thailand would you ride then..." Sang Maria Perez. Her three sisters looked at her in confusion wondering why she liked such a stupid song. "Hey!" Maria shouted at her younger sister Nicole, "Don't say a word, you spend all day and night listenin' to that song, what's it called, oh yeah, "I'll Be Dat"

"So?" Nicole asked, "I happen to like that song, it's tight!" Maria rolled her eyes then continued her wannabe rapping. The eldest of the four sisters was named was named Katrina who was obsessed over Method Man. And then there was the youngest who was named Amanda who liked DMX. GEE, all four of these rappers were in the Hard Knock Life tour!! What kinda concert are they gonna win passes to? THE HARD KNOCK LIFE TOUR!! YEAH!!

Well soon enough the phone rang and the girls all jumped up and looked around like a bunch of confused jackbutts!! Maria answered it while turning the radio down, "Yo!"

"Hey yo! This is b96 and like a week ago ya'll won a cd and your name was in a drawing for 4 tickets to the Hard Knock Life tour!" the announcer announced.

"OH MY GOD!! WE WON!!!" Maria shouted.

"WE DID!! WE DID!!!" Katrina jumped on the bed. The announcer overheard, "Gee...some people must be happy."

"Yepperoonitussi!" Maria replied.

"Well ya'll won, come pick up your prize at our office..." Maria got the rest of the information then the next day they received their tickets.

CHAPTER 2: A Plane Flight to Remember

Katrina was red because it was really hot. The plane went off and she was about the open the window. "NO!!" Nicole shouted, "DON'T OPEN THE WIDOW YOU JACKBUTT!! THAT'S STUPID!!"

Katrina looked at her, "LOOK AT ME!! I'M ALL RED!!! IT IS HOT!!!"

"Well if you open the window your gonna be dead not red!" Maria shouted.

"Oh." Katrina replied then started to pant like a dog. Amanda had been sitting by her but quickly decided to move. "This is gonna be along flight." Nicole sighed. After that final remark a movie came on tv. It was 'Titanic."

"I knew it!!! I knew this plane flight was gonna be the worst!! We'll never forget this day!!!" Maria shouted then covered her head with a pillow and went to sleep."

CHAPTER 3: Skittles

The girls finally arrived at Brooklyn, NY, where they would be watching the concert. They went to a liquor store and Maria picked up 7 bags of skittles. "Maria?" Nicole asked.

"Yes Nicole?" Maria asked.

"Why the skittles?" Nicole asked.

"Well when Redman goes on stage I need the throw something, don't I?" Maria replied.

"I'll be dat, I'll be dat, I'll be dat, I'll be dat. My first name must be he aint sh*t cuz every time i'm in the car I hear he aint sh*t." Nicole sang loudly in her sister's face.

"UGH!! SHUT UP!! I HATE THAT SONG!! Just for that I'm buying 10 more bags of skittles. 17 all together!!!" Maria replied then started picking up the tropical kind. Katrina looked at them, "They're gonna kick you out."

"Who cares! LET ME TELL YA'LL THIS!! I NEVER WANTED TO GO TO THIS CONCERT ANYWAYS! NO, I'M NOT LIKE YOU JACKBUTTS AND DON'T OBSESS ABOUT RAPPERS LIKE JAY-Z, REDMAN, METHOD MAN, AND DMX!! YOU GUYS ARE NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF IDIOTS!" Maria shouted.

"Then why do you sing their songs all the time?" Amanda asked.

"Ever heard me sing anything by Redman?" Maria asked.

"No." they all replied, "But the other three. How many times a day do you started shouting, 'Stop! Drop! Shut em down open up shop..."

"Shup!" Maria concluded the conversation and bought the stupid Skittles. Nicole had gotten wise and had bought a box of 30 king size skittles.

"You guys are evil! Leave them alone!" Katrina scolded defending Redman and Jay-Z. Maria and Nicole flipped her off then they all walked outside and got in line for the concert. Nicole started singing "I'll Be Dat" and Maria was shouting out "Hard Knock Life" and it was annoying but, hey, it was kinda funny. The other two pretended there was no relation.

CHAPTER 4: Redman Performs!

The girls had gotten to their first row seats happily and the concert was about to start. Guess who would sing first??? REDMAN!! He hopped onto the stage and stupid Maria started ripping open packets of skittles and throwing them on stage at Redman. He kept on shooting her dirty looks and when profanity was used in the song he said it real loud and looked at her for some strange reason. Finally she ran outta skittles and started cussing. Finally he started picking up the skittles off the ground and throwing them back at her then she threw them back, and it started a fight and finally his part of the show was over and skittles were everywhere, and there was a big mess, and Maria was in deep sh*t.

CHAPTER 5: Method Man Performs!

Next Method man came on stage and slipped on the skittles and fell into the audience right on top of Katrina. She turned bright red. He hopped off of her and continued his show while trying to clear the skittles out of the way. Maria was humming the tune of "Katrina turned red" while almost falling in laughter. Soon enough stupid Maria picked up the skittles and started throwing them at "Katrina's man." Katrina was the only sister who had a big crush on any of the losers...um...performers that is. Katrina was getting mad and then started getting the skittles and throwing them at Maria, who caught them, and threw them at Method Man. And omigod, it was soooo funny!!!

CHAPTER 6: DMX Performs!

DMX hopped onto the stage and started singing "Stop Being Greedy." Amanda was signing along and everyone was silent. Nobody had the need to torment DMX for some reason. They just all sang along, then finally Maria got bored and started throwing skittles and once again there was a problem.

CHAPTER 7: JAY-Z Performs!

The girls figured he was last but if they only knew, well you'll find out if you read more of this story. Nicole opened her box of skittles then a package and started throwing them at him right away. Finally she thought it wasn't getting anywhere so she took the whole darn box and threw it on stage. Jay-z shot her a weird look then kicked the box of the stage and it hit Maria in the head and she went blank. And that was a good thing cuz if she saw the next performer she would have died instead of passed out. Katrina passed out too cuz she was laughing so hard and the accident and the other two were just being normal.

CHAPTER 8: SPECIAL GUEST PERFORMS!!

Well it was time for the special guest to perform and two of the girls were blank. They would have died when the special guest came on stage so that was good. The special guest was the ODB!!! As soon as he came on stage the Nicole and Amanda got the box of skittles and started throwing them at the ODB. When he was done with the song he jumped off the stage on top of them and they both screamed in fear and kicked him REAL hard somewhere then he got off and slowly climbed back on stage. Soon he was joined by the other four rapper and a big skittles fight was happening while Maria and Katrina woke up. They saw the ODB up there and broke into laughter and could barely breath. IT WAS MESSED UP!!

CHAPTER 9: Backstage...uh-oh!

Well the girls did by all means get backstage passes, and well it was time for them to go backstage. As soon as they got there Maria got very ticked when she saw Jay-Z. She had a big red mark on her forehead. "You dirty b*st*ard!! You kicked a box of skittles at me!!!" After that things got violent and the ODB, who was drunk shouted, "I'm the dirty b*st*rd, not him!!" Katrina almost died. Soon after that Redman and Method Man got ticked at Maria and things got violent. I told you that girl was in deep sh*t! The other three decided to help their sister and tried to pull her out of the fight. The drunked ODB attacked Nicole and Amanda before they could help after remembering the skittle incident. So there was more violence in the room. Katrina managed to pull her sister out of "death row" and told her they should all get along and be friends. DMX stayed out of everything that was going on. "OKAY!!" Maria shouted, "I'm sorry for throwing skittles at you guys." She was still ticked at Jay-Z though. "BUT YOU!!!" Maria shouted at him, "YOU KICKED A BOX OF SKITTLES AT ME!!" Katrina looked at Maria, "You should thank him, that was a good thing. If he didn't do that you would have died when the ODB came on stage. Wouldn't you rather pass out then die?"

"Oh yes." Maria replied, "THANK YOU!!!!" Well almost everything was resolved except for Amanda, Nicole, and the ODB. "BREAK IT UP!!" Katrina shouted then jumped in trying to help out. Maria ran to the bathroom and started crying cuz she thought of what a bad little girl she had been that day. Finally Method Man realized he had a crush on Katrina cuz he thought she was sweet so he saved her from the fight and they got into a make out session. Nicole and the ODB realized they were meant for each other so they started a make out session. Then Amanda started crying cuz she had a black eye and she ran to the bathroom and started crying like Maria.

20 minutes later the newly couples stopped making out and the cry babies came out of the bathroom. Finally after that everyone got along with each other...finally just like DMX and Katrina wanted it to be in the first place since they were the only two her weren't involved in any violence. So after that, the ODB passed out because he had a hangover. Nicole was right by his side and they fell asleep on the floor. Everyone else was quiet until they heard a small voice say, "Don't bud in." OMG, it was a Koby bear. Maria started to laugh her a** off then went back into the bathroom and started crying some more, only this time because she was happy. Katrina kept her peace and found the Koby bear. She threw it out the window and it fell on the streets of Brooklyn then numerous taxis ran over the bear and it was never heard of again. Katrina was about to commit suicide at the moment but then before she could jump Method Man came to save her. "OH thank you!!" Katrina shouted then they started kissing again. In the middle of their kiss Katrina heard the "Dead man's march" then a loud voice say, "GOODBYE!! And remember, my name is Koby!!!" She was about to die at the moment but was too occupied with other business.

Soon it started to get cold so they went back inside. Nicole had waken up and the ODB had overcome from his hang over. Automatically he and Nicole got at it again, (nothing sick!! GEEZ!! DO YOU HAVE A SICK MIND!!). Maria ran out of the bathroom shouting, "There's two killer furbies in the medicine cabinet!!" Katrina ran into the bathroom and saw to furbies jumping up and down with red eyes, smoke coming out of their heads, and foam coming out of their mouth. It was supposed to be scary but Katrina fell onto the floor LHAO. The furbies jumped out and started chewing on her leg. "HELP!!! HELP!!!" Katrina shouted. The ODB came and started biting at the furbies. They ran out the window and jumped onto the street. You could hear cars suddenly stopping,cat's meowing, and furbies dieing.

"MY HERO!!" Katrina shouted. She started to kiss the ODB.

"MY MAN!!" Nicole shouted then slapped Katrina. They started a cat fight. Katrina and Nicole almost killed each other over the ODB!!!! Finally Nicole won and rightfully got her man. Method Man when to assist Katrina, but Katrina resisted, and dumped him. After that Katrina ran up to Jay-Z and hugged him. Then they got together and went into a back room and WSSed!!! "OOOOOOOOHH," Amanda exclaimed, "They're doing something naughty" Method Man started crying, he lost his girlfriend and right away she went off and did something with a guy he had to tour with. It was horrible to see a grown man cry, but Maria was laughing. Finally Katrina and Shawn came out of the bedroom, and Katrina had her shirt on backwards. "AAAAHHHHH!!!" Maria shouted, "WHAT WERE YOU DOING!!!?????????"

"What do you think?" Katrina replied then shot Method Man a dirty look. Maria ran to the bathroom and puked. It was getting late so they all left.

CHAPTER 10: The Pregnancy

2 months later Katrina realized she was pregnant with Jay-Z's baby. And like most women do, they usually have their kid, so a little while later Katrina had a baby. She named it....Jared, and it grew a fro.

EPILOGUE

So what happened to these peoples? Well obviously since they had a kid, Katrina and Shawn got married on January 28, 2002 and had 2 more kids. Nicole and the ODB got married on October 9, 2002 and had 30 kids. Amanda eventually got with Redman and they got married on July 7, 2002, they had 47 kids. Maria had no life and never got married nor had kids.

THE END!

...to be continued.