Aloha. Recap- Jennie: I really have to go to the bathroom..think she's still there? Jenn: I'll follow you just in case. And now onto the next chapter.. Old Lady: Oh, so look who it is. Ms. This-is-unsanitary-because-i-need-fluffy-pink-covering-on-my-toilet-seat-princess! 5 bucks a minute. Jennie: What?! It's free to use the..facilities, thanks. Old Lady: Not for you. Jennie: I don't have any money on me. Old Lady: Well, I guess you could always clean up the toilets instead. Jennie: Um..well, did you know that that girl *points at Jenn* met the Peter and the Philistines! *rushes into bathroom* Old Lady: *strange look* who's that? Jenn: Oh, they’re all the rage in London! Just like Britney Spears here in the states! Old Lady: That fake blonde Barbie, undeserving, untalented, Louisiana native-*notices Jenn is gone* HOOCHIE MAMA! Jennie: Made it outta there once again.. Jenn: Yeah, but my bladder is still full! And..Peter and the Phillistines?! Who the hell is that?! Jennie: Umm…Santa told me to! Jenn: Santa told you to go to the Vanderbilt and tell the bathroom cleaning lady that your friend knows Peter and the Phillistines? Jennie: Ummm..he had mentioned something about steroids too..can’t quite remember it though..*rubbing chin* Jenn: Must’ve been one high Santa… Jennie *rubbing chin* Jenn: Stop! Jennie: Who? What? Oh. Sure. Jenn: *shakes head* Wait-dude, there’s Matt! Jennie: But he’s talking to his friends. Don’t wanna bother him now..Mike is completely available…why don’t we go chit chat with him? Jenn: Uh…how bout not? *dragging Jennie* Jennie: But I don’t wanna! Jenn: Do I care? Jennie: Well, you should for the good of our society! *sighs* The things I have to put up with because of my- Jenn: *covering Jennie’s mouth while Jennie struggles to break free* Hey Matt, I’m Jenn with 2 Ns. Remember me? Matt: Yeah, hey! What’s up? Jenn: Nothing really new. But I saw you guys perform at the fair at Giants Stadium on July 6th, the 2nd Ave. fair on September 29th, The Vanderbilt People’s Choice Tri-State Sound Show on December 15th, and I’m one of your hugest fans! Matt: *smirks* Yeah, seems like it. So, you enjoying the show? Jenn: Yeah, definitely. You guys were awesome. I love “One too Many Times”. Awesome song. You should definitely put it on the next CD. Jennie: *breaking free* Ahhh! Geez..a girl can’t breathe in air around here! Matt: Is this your friend? Jenn: Who? Her? No…never seen her in my life. Matt: Oh cuz she sorta seems out of breath since you’ve been covering her mouth. Jenn: Oh well, she was about to curse you off so I stopped her. No need to thank me..well, I’d better be going. I’m taking this girl to security. Later! Matt: Later! Jennie: I was gonna curse him off? Actually, not a bad idea…but hey.. Jenn: Now we can go see Ryan if you want. Jennie: Mike. I’m saving Ryan for later. Sorta like when you eat the cakey-type part of a cupcake and save the icing for last..mm.. Jenn: Ryan, Mike, what’s the difference? Jennie: Well you see, it’s all quite complicated-Ryan has the front spikes and is always clean cut and when he’s not holding his guitar he sorta hunches over and then Mike has the front spikes but they’re a little bit shinier. He must use pomade. My guess is Water Wax cuz it wouldn’t make any sen- Jenn: Would you do me a little favor? Jennie: What? Jenn: Shut the whole in your head. Jennie: Which one? Because you know, there's my ear hole, and then my nostril, and my other nostril.. Jenn: Oh just put a sock in it! Jennie: *taking off her shoe* Jenn: No! Just stop talking! Jennie: Oh, sure. Why didn't ya say so? Jenn: Gee, wonder why I didn't think of that... Jennie: *staring silently and blinking a lot* Jenn: *shakes head* you want to see Mike now? To Be Continued... |
