You Know You've Had Too Much Pokemon When You...
Put a plug in an outlet cut the wire in half stick it on your cheeks and yell PIKACHU
Eat prickly bushes then sleep for a month
Stick a match down your pants trying to be a Charmander
Set your friends pants on fire and say I will keep your flame lit Charmander
Glue grass in your hair and pretend to be an Oddish
Throw ketchup at your friends to make them in a rage
They use Slash or Thunder Punch on you
Throw colored rocks at your dog
Super glue a charm on your cats head
Make a bed for an egg out of your refridgerator hoping Togepi comes out
Kill your dog throwing baseballs colored red with a black dot at it
The baseball opens up and your dog goes inside
Know how to make the è on your computer
Have watched the Pokemon Movie 100 times trying to catch bloopers
Put the liquid you use to make bubles in your mouth and try to use Bubble Beam like Squirtle
Tape a turnip on your back and run around on your hands and knees screaming Bulbasaur
Go to the zoo and throw rice balls at the monkeys
Ask people if they are People or Pokemon
Kick people and yell HITMONLEE
Punch people and yell HITMONCHAN
Stick your nose in a pencil sharpener and say your a Fearow
Eat a pink fruit and turn pink
Eat a torch and pretend your a Charizard
Don't ride Horses because you think it would be a Ponyta or Rapidash and be scared you will catch on fire
Kick rocks and say I hate Geodudes
Glue your birds together and say they are a Dodou or a Dodrio
Put a wig and a dress on and run around kissing people pretending to be a Jynx
Go to Las Vegas and sing the Jigglypuff song to make people happier
Spit on your friends and pretend your doing water gun
Throw rocks at birds and let rats steal stuff from your backpack
Put lights in a cave where bats live
Play a flute by your fat friend when he is sleeping in Social Studies
Glue circles on your head and say Hypno Hypno trying to do Hypnosis
Eat a whole apple and have a doctor shock your cheeks
Steal a live crab from the store and put it in your friends pants and say Kingler Vicegrips
Kill eight squirrels aand glue the tails on your dog and pretend it is Ninetales
Don't go to the bathroom so you can pretend to be any Pokemon
Try to bend spoons using your mind
Rip an eyebrow of your face and try to clone yourself
Try to learn japenese just because of pokemon
If your reading these
Think that maybe peple have types too
Have an idea that the government are keeping the pokemon a secret
Runaway at the age of ten and throw painted baseballs at animals
Fart on your friends pretending your using Foul Odor like Gloom
Jump into fire and pretend your evolving
Shake your bon bon trying to do tail whip like Psyduck
Throw a ball into a volcano hoping an Arcanine or a Growlithe will come out
Do belly flops of the high dive trying to be a Magikarp
Hit a bee hive with a stick and run toward the bees that come out then roll under them so they will divebomb your friend that came with you
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