Get Sloshed
The way to optimise the time used by watching
"ER"!
If
Kerry:
Practices Medicine: 1 drink
Runs after Kim like a sick puppy:
3 drinks
Runs after Romano: 1 drink
Screams at Dave (or if an old
episode Doug): 1 drink
Fights with Mark: 2 drinks
Fights with Romano: 1 drink
Kisses Dr. Anspaugh's (or
Romano's) ass: 2 drinks
Sticks her nose into a fight and
then resolves it: 1 drink
Tries to get herself out of a
hole she dug herself: 2 drinks
Is made fun of: 1 drink (2 if she
catches them)
Makes her voice comes out of the
computer: 1 drink
Screws up: 1 drink
Moans about responsibility: 1
drink
Moans about a member of staff
being late: 2 drinks
Yells at someone: 1 drink
Has someone yelling at her: 1 drink
Is embarrassed: 2 drinks
If
Mark:
Steals equipment in attempt to/
tries to make an ethical point: 3 drinks
Fights with Kerry about his brain
tumour: 2 drinks
Tries to make a lame Joke: 1
drink
Talks about his lapses in
judgement: 1 drink
Says, "I'm in": 1 drink
Doesn't wear scrubs: 2 drinks
Tries to leave ER, but is held up
by an emergency: 1 drink
Wears a crappy hat: 2 drinks
Forgets an appointment because is
too busy in the ER: 1 drink (2 if it's about his daughters and boo loudly)
Tries to reconcile things with
Rachel, Jen or Elizabeth: 1 drink
If
Peter:
Fights with Carla about Reese: 2
drinks
Has an argument with Cleo (or
girlfriend in the old ones): 1 drink
Is told he can't practice
surgery: 1 drink
Has a problem with Reese due to
his deafness: 1 drink
Says something kind to any ER
member: 3 drinks
Seems to actually care about a
patient: 1 drink
Is fired/dropped from a study: 2
drinks
Muscles in on someone else's
procedure: 1 drink
If
Carter:
Runs after a Med Student: 1 drink
Kisses/ fools around with a med
student: 2 drinks
Screws a med student: 3 drinks
Talks to a member of his family:
1 drink
Takes drugs/ smokes: 2 drinks
Acts cooler than actually is: 1
drink
Runs after Abby: 2 drinks
Gives condemming looks to Abby
for drinking/ smoking: 1 drink and a 'here we go again look'
Acts like Benton - 2 drinks
Is the victim of a practical joke
- 1 drink
Crouches in hallway or outside
hospital, holding stethoscope, after frustrating event in ER - 1 drink
Tries to deny his family's
wealth: 1 drink
Tries to help Abby: 1 Drink
Gets in a fight with Luka: 2 Drinks
If
Chen:
Nearly kills someone: 2 drinks
Forges charts/ breaks hospital
protocol: 2 drinks
Argues with Dave: 1 drink
Screws up trying to one-up
Carter: 2 drinks
Plays a practical joke on Carter:
1 drink
Argues with Kerry: 2 drinks (bear
in mind we have BOTH of them screaming)
Screws up: 1 drink
Screws up in the middle of a
trauma: 2 drinks
Screws up because she's an
ambitious freak: 2 drinks
Says something negative about
patients: 1 drink
Is
noticed: 1 drink
Quits: 2 drinks
Is called 'deb': 2 drinks
Makes out with pratt: 2 drinks
If
Elizabeth:
Is in a good mood: 1 drink (2 if
she smiles) and smelling salts for the shock
Argues with someone over the
course of treatment: 2 drinks
Has a scene with her mother: 1
drink
Has an ethical struggle with
Romano: 2 drinks
Says, "I love you" to
Mark: 1 drink
Has an argument with Mark over
Rachel or with Rachel: Swig from the bottle
Moans about being a mother: 2
drinks
Kills a patient: 1 drink
Is a bitch: 1 drink
Is NOT a bitch for all of 10
minutes: 2 drinks (out of shock)
Is held
up in surgery: 1 drink
Is nice or comes in friendly contact with Romano: 2 drinks
If
Cleo:
Has a sex scene with Peter: 2
drinks (3 if on the stairs)
Argues about an ethical issue: 2
drinks
Starts being ethical with a
patient (i.e. "Promise to practice safe sex"): 3 drinks
Is not in an episode: 1 drink (to
celebrate)
If
Luka:
Argues with Carter: 2 drinks (3
if over Abby)
Kills someone: 1 drink
Argues with Kerry: 1 drink
Has a Heart-to-heart with Kerry:
2 drinks
Is asked about where he comes
from: 1 drink
Is heroic: 1 drink
Has sex with (insert name here):
1 drink
If
Abby:
Has anything to do with her
mother: 3 drinks
Has a conversation about Luka
with Carter: 2 drinks
Goes against patient's wishes: ˝
a drink
Does a procedure she learned in
med school but isn't supposed to do cause she's a nurse: 2 drinks
Is lectured on the dangers of
smoking: 1 drink (2 if by Carter)
Has an argument with ex-husband:
1 drink (2 if she breaks his golf clubs)
Has an argument with a senior: 1
drink
Has a family crisis (cause
they're not exactly few and far between): 1 drink
Has contact with her mother: 2 drinks
If
Romano:
Fires someone: 2 drinks
Holds a disciplinary hearing: 2
drinks
Out of the blue promotes someone/
gives them a pay rise: 2 drinks
Is nice: 2 drinks (1 if to Kerry)
Argues with Kerry: 2 drinks
Is sarcastic: 1 drink
Chats up Elizabeth: 2 drinks (2 ˝
if he gropes her as well)
Wears patterned head scarf thing
for surgery: 2 drinks
Gives
someone the finger: 1 drink
Makes fun of Elizabeth: 1 drink
Is called 'Rocket' Romano: 2 drinks
If
Dave:
Is made fun of by a clerk: 1
drink
Does something right: 2 drinks
(and smelling salts for the shock)
Wears a Lab coat: 3 drinks
Asks about Weaver's past: 2
drinks (2 ˝ if about her leg)
Acts cooler than actually is: 2
drinks
Is in an episode: 3 drinks
Is a little bitch: 1 drink
Is NICE: 2 drinks
Is NOT in an episode: 1 drink (to
celebrate)
If
Susan:
Talks about her sister: 1 drink
Tries to take the moral high
ground: 2 drinks
Argues with Kerry: 1 drink
Flirts with Carter: 1 drink
Gets in an argument with another
doctor: 1 drink (2 drinks if resident)
Is alone and stressed-out: 1
drink
Is contradicted by Kerry: 1 drink
Sticks her nose into other
peoples business: 1 drink
Mentions Little Susie: 1 drink
Thinks
she's sarcastic: 2 drinks
If
Lucy:
Has a heart – to –heart with
Carter: 2 drinks
Gets something wrong: 2 drinks
Flirts with a doctor: 1 drink (2
if Carter)
If
Pratt:
Moans about being at County: 2
drinks
Does something without permission:
1 drink
Does something he doesn’t really
know how to do: 2 drinks
Is nice/ not a wanker: Swig from
bottle
Tries to flirt with Chen: 1 drink
Gets yelled at: 1 drink
Makes out with Chen: 2 drinks
If
Gallant:
Is a goodie two shoes: 3 drinks
Tries to be funny: 1 drink
Is too serious: 1 drink
Has a fight with Pratt: 2 drinks
Wimps
out: 1 drink
Mentions the army: 1 drink
Talks to Stella: 2 drinks
If Doug:
Gets puppy dog eyes while looking
at Carol: 1/2 drink
Visits Hathaway off duty at an
inappropriate time and gets rejected: 2 drinks
Visits Hathaway off duty at an
inappropriate time and doesn't get rejected: 2 drinks Sleeps with Hathaway:
swig from bottle
Makes a pass at / sleeps with
someone other than Hathaway : 1 drink
Gets reminded of the importance
of true love: 1 drink
Says the word "kiddo":
1 drink
Does something to jeopardize his
career: 1 drink
Does something to save his
career: 2 drinks
If
Carol:
Mentions suicide attempt: 2
drinks
Does some Mother Theresa-esque
thing: 1/2 drink
Bounces from one doctor to
another in order to assign patient to someone: 1 drink
Is not in pink scrubs: 1 drink
Makes a comment about scrubs,
their colour, etc: 1 drink
Is rude to Jeanie: 1 drink
Pines after Doug: 2 drinks (3 if
when she's leaving)
If
Jeanie:
Gets in a "that's a nurse's
job" fight with Carol: 1 drink
Tells someone she's HIV positive:
2 drinks
Announces her HIV status to the
entire staff: chug
Gets back together with Al: 2
drinks, and boo
If
Jerry:
Corrects someone that he is the
"emergency services coordinator": 1 drink
Appears in a costume of some sort
(Shakespeare, Santa, etc.): 1 drink
Antagonizes Benton: 1 drink
Has a fight with Frank: 2 drinks
Plays a practical joke on
someone: 1 drink (2 if they get him back)
A line is adapted from an old
episode: 1 drink (2 if by the same writer)
A crap piece of music is played
to "add atmosphere": 3 drinks
An old story line/ scene is re
used: 2 drinks (1 if it is not complete, 3 if from that season, 2 ˝ if from
that season but incomplete)
Someone orders a Chem 7: 2 drinks
A disciplinary hearing has a
doctor not involved present: 1 drink (if watching "Witch Hunt" where
Kerry was only there so they could argue about it afterwards: 2 drinks)
O negative blood is ordered: 1
drink
Paramedics fight with the
doctors: ˝ drink
Any employee fights back: 2
drinks
Someone ignores the wishes of a
dying patient: 1 ˝ drinks
Anybody brings their children to
the ER: 2 drinks
If a long list of tests is
ordered as a patient is bought in on a gurney: 1 drink
Any doctor/ med student misses
something so a patient comes back and dies/ almost kills a patient: 1 drink
A doctor is seen doing CPR: 1
drink (if whilst on a travelling gurney 2 drinks)
A member of staff reminds other
members of staff of their responsibilities/ Job title: 2 drinks
An episode is set outside the ER:
5 drinks
Someone is written out: 2 drinks
A doctor / nurse comes back : 2
drinks
If someone is found wandering
around the ER: 2 drinks
Anyone calls Social services: 1
drink
Anyone asks "Has anyone seen
Carter?": 1 drink
Anyone reports "multiple
gunshot wounds": 1 drink
Anyone mentions how little sleep
they get: 1 drink
Someone calls "Carter"
something other than "Carter": 1 drink
An elderly patient wants to die:
1 drink
The ER crew watches the scene of
an accident on TV and prepare: 1 drink
A member of the ER staff comes in
on a gurney/ found and put on a gurney: 1 drink (2 if they've inflicted it upon
themselves)
There is a long list of
abbreviations (ie: "Get a CBC, chem 7, lytes, ABG, LFT, head CT, do a 500
ML D5W NS fluid challenge."): 1 drink
A mental patient who forgot to
take his/her lithium shows up: 1 drink
(1/2 if any other medication)
You hear the episode title said
by one of the characters: 2 drinks.
There are too many patients and
not enough doctors: 1 drink
A new med student appears: 1
drink
Anyone comments on the board: 1
drink (2 if it is how 'clear' it has become, followed by an apprasial)
Have Fun!!
