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A selection of *Pearls of wisdom* from George W. Bush

"We have a firm commitment to NATO we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe" *Geography's not my strong point but...*

"A lower voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls" *Well *DUH*!*

"For NASA, space is still a high priority" *Unlike.... *

"The American people would not want to know any misquotes that George Bush may or may not make"

"It isn't the pollution that's harming the enviornment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it" *Glad that ones been cleared up!*

"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system" *No comment!*

"We've tripled the amount of money—I believe it's from $50 million up to $195 million available."

"Our nation must come together to unite." *Are they not the same thing?*

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." *Really? Well you learn something new everyday!*

"I will have a foreign-handed foreign policy." *As opposed to an internally handed one?!*

"More and more of our imports come from overseas." *As opposed to....*

"I think we agree, the past is over."

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."

"We ought to make the pie higher."

"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child" *Freud would have a bit to say about this!*

"I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah." *Do I need to spell out the fact that Hanukkah is a *Jewish* festival??*

"The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur." *So remind me on the origins of that word*

"They misunderestimated me." *

"Do you have blacks, too?" — Bush, speaking to Brazilian President Fernando Henrique Cardoso.

"A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it." *Sympathies with Saddam then?*

"This case has had full analysation and has been looked at a lot. I understand the emotionality of death penalty cases."

"This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses"

"The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself."

"The law I sign today directs new funds and new focus to the task of collecting vital intelligence on terrorist threats and on weapons of mass production." —

"There's no cave deep enough for America, or dark enough to hide."

"I firmly believe the death tax is good for people from all walks of life all throughout our society."

"This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating."

"I understand that the unrest in the Middle East creates unrest throughout the region." *middle east, region.... same thing???*

"Mother, I should have listened to you. Always chew your pretzels before you swallow."

"I had no idea we had so many weapons, ...what do we need them for?" *To bomb Iraq.....?*