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             101 USES FOR AN OLD BUS TICKET!!

  1. Cut up, draw eyes on and stick on glasses so you can fall asleep and nobody will notice.
  2. Tear up, mix with water and eat as porridge.
  3. Use to repair clothes.
  4. Tear up, put in ppls hair and yell "DANDRUFF"
  5. Add as frills to socks.
  6. Hair extensions.
  7. Stick to shoes in flower shapes.
  8. Cut up and use as concelor.
  9. Hair bunchy.
  10. Earrings.
  11. Eyelash extensions.
  12. Colour contact lenses.
  13. Toast and put marmite on: with marmite u can't tell what's underneath.
  14. Ger 2 or 3 and make into a bag.
  15. If a freak shower occurs and u have no spare clothes u can wrap around body.
  16. Eye shadow
  17. If u r Irish and have no dental care u can put on your teeth 2 make them white. (NOTE: we have NOTHING against the Irish).
  18. Make it a watch.
  19. Ear plugs when lairy year 7's r shouting @ u on the bus (NOTE: NOTHING against majority of yr7's: have been there).
  20.  Nail varnish
  21.  Can fold into a hat when it is hot.
  22.  Screw up 2 or 3 into a ball and shove into Lucys mouth when she won't shut up (NOTE: I luv u really Lucy).
  23.  Clothes repair.
  24.  Add to clothes 2 jazz them up.
  25.  Bus ticket finger as opposed to gold finger… I can see pierce Bronson in it now!!!
  26.  When it is NOT snowing yet AGAIN at Christmas, u can tear them up, scatter and yell "SNOW"
  27.  Christmas decorations.
  28.  If u have bleached hair and dark eyebrows u can put it over your eyebrows to lighten them.
  29.  Load up heels of shoes 2 make yourself taller (NOTE: NOT directed at Miche)
  30.  Stuff Bra
  31.  Chuck at ppl that piss u off.
  32.  Make into ear shapes and wear in front of big ears.
  33.  If u want to kidnap someone u can put super glue on 1 side, put over their eyes and blind them.
  34.  Mop up blood from the murder u commit.
  35.  Use as border when decorating.
  36.  Ribbon in hair.
  37.  Bracelets.
  38.  Toilet paper for those French loos (NOTE: NOTHING against the French, only their loos).
  39.  Decorate your brace.
  40.   Glue around neck so a vampire cant bite u.
  41.  Stick on your parting if u have a hair dying accident.
  42.  Put on your nose for a nose ring.
  43.  Stick out of top of trousers and write Calvin Klein on it.
  44.  Roll up paper: fags etc.
  45.  To make a Voodoo doll.
  46.  Write £10 etc on and use as fake money.
  47.  Stick over face as white make up.
  48.  To kill ppl through repeated paper cuts.
  49.  If the bus drives over a cliff then use them to make paper wings and fly away.
  50.  If a flash flood occurs a simple boat made from old bus tickets will be very handy.
  51.  If a freak snowstorm occurs (in HAVANT Lucy???) the groovy skis can be made from old bus tickets.
  52.  If u r feeling bored then u can tie some together and make a rope and bungee jump off a cliff.
  53.  U can repeatedly cut yourself with them on the wrists and neck.
  54.  Can tie round neck and hang yourself.
  55.  Make a mega phone and shout "SKANKS" on bus.
  56.  Make a tipi
  57.  Make muffin cases
  58.  Nick all the chocolate from the vender then fill the empty wrappers with old bus tickets: they will never know.
  59.  Make paper shoes.
  60.  If a tidal wave then make a surf board (or a windsurfing board Lucy)
  61.  If there is a sudden shortage of condoms i.e. on the "James and the Mullet" set and Angel wants a quick shag, give him old bus tickets and make do.
  62.  Nick Mikes glasses and replace with ones made from old bus tickets: it'll take him ages 2 notice.
  63.  Emergency hair net for Bob.
  64.  Emergency nose clip if French Boy or S.G arrive.
  65.  Make into little ppl to play with like Barbie but made from bus tickets.
  66.  Make a dildo.
  67.  Make a whip.
  68.  Make handcuffs.
  69.  Make a blind stick.
  70.  Make a scarf for scarf knee.
  71.  Make a skipping rope.
  72.  Nose warmer.
  73.  Gamble your old bus tickets when playing cards.
  74.  To gag annoying ppl when kidnapping them.
  75.  Make jewellery
  76.  Make a Fan.
  77.  Can eat if u forget your lunch.
  78.  Make a name badge for thick ppl that cant remember your name.
  79.  To make vampire fangs.
  80.  To make Mr. Spock ears.
  81.  To fix holes in shoes.
  82.  Make a canoe.
  83.  Make a shuttlecock.
  84.  Miche and Kath can use them when they run out of paper to write notes on.
  85.  K8 and Lucy can use as an action thing.
  86.  Light them to start a fire i.e. use as kindle to burn down school or cook pies.
  87.  Blot French Boys perfume.
  88.  Use as a reed to make fun music.
  89.  At Easter make Easter baskets and make fake chocolate eggs so u can eat everybody else's.
  90.  Make Easter bunnies and chicks.
  91.  If u have a nose bleed u can stuff up nose and say u r wearing a red nose for red nose day.
  92.  If u have a wobbly chair then u can balance it with old bus tickets.
  93.  Screw up, colour in and u have a proper red nose for red nose day.
  94.  If u run out of bondage tape then old bus tickets can be very handy.
  95.  If u r a sad freak and your pocket liner breaks then u can use bus tickets as pocket liners.
  96.  When u have forgotten your coursework u can write it on the back of an old bus ticket, they will never know u wrote it on the bus.
  97.  A bookmark.
  98.  Screw some up and make door handles.

99. U can make very trendy shoe laces from rolled up coloured in bus tickets.

100. Give to Joe telling him it's a flannel or soap: he won't know the difference.

101.    If not torn, reuse it.

 

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