101 USES FOR AN OLD BUS TICKET!!
- Cut up, draw eyes on and stick on
glasses so you can fall asleep and nobody will notice.
- Tear up, mix with water and eat
as porridge.
- Use to repair clothes.
- Tear up, put in ppls hair and
yell "DANDRUFF"
- Add as frills to socks.
- Hair extensions.
- Stick to shoes in flower shapes.
- Cut up and use as concelor.
- Hair bunchy.
- Earrings.
- Eyelash extensions.
- Colour contact lenses.
- Toast and put marmite on: with
marmite u can't tell what's underneath.
- Ger 2 or 3 and make into a bag.
- If a freak shower occurs and u
have no spare clothes u can wrap around body.
- Eye shadow
- If u r Irish and have no dental
care u can put on your teeth 2 make them white. (NOTE: we have NOTHING
against the Irish).
- Make it a watch.
- Ear plugs when lairy year 7's r
shouting @ u on the bus (NOTE: NOTHING against majority of yr7's: have
been there).
- Nail varnish
- Can fold into a hat when it is hot.
- Screw up 2 or 3 into a ball and shove into Lucys mouth when
she won't shut up (NOTE: I luv u really Lucy).
- Clothes repair.
- Add to clothes 2 jazz them up.
- Bus ticket finger as opposed to gold finger… I can see pierce
Bronson in it now!!!
- When it is NOT snowing yet AGAIN at Christmas, u can tear
them up, scatter and yell "SNOW"
- Christmas decorations.
- If u have bleached hair and dark eyebrows u can put it over
your eyebrows to lighten them.
- Load up heels of shoes 2 make yourself taller (NOTE: NOT
directed at Miche)
- Stuff Bra
- Chuck at ppl that piss u off.
- Make into ear shapes and wear in front of big ears.
- If u want to kidnap someone u can put super glue on 1 side,
put over their eyes and blind them.
- Mop up blood from the murder u commit.
- Use as border when decorating.
- Ribbon in hair.
- Bracelets.
- Toilet paper for those French loos (NOTE: NOTHING against the
French, only their loos).
- Decorate your brace.
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Glue around neck so a vampire cant bite u.
- Stick on your parting if u have a hair dying accident.
- Put on your nose for a nose ring.
- Stick out of top of trousers and write Calvin Klein on it.
- Roll up paper: fags etc.
- To make a Voodoo doll.
- Write £10 etc on and use as fake money.
- Stick over face as white make up.
- To kill ppl through repeated paper cuts.
- If the bus drives over a cliff then use them to make paper
wings and fly away.
- If a flash flood occurs a simple boat made from old bus
tickets will be very handy.
- If a freak snowstorm occurs (in HAVANT Lucy???) the groovy
skis can be made from old bus tickets.
- If u r feeling bored then u can tie some together and make a
rope and bungee jump off a cliff.
- U can repeatedly cut yourself with them on the wrists and
neck.
- Can tie round neck and hang yourself.
- Make a mega phone and shout "SKANKS"
on bus.
- Make a tipi
- Make muffin cases
- Nick all the chocolate from the vender then fill the empty
wrappers with old bus tickets: they will never know.
- Make paper shoes.
- If a tidal wave then make a surf board (or a windsurfing
board Lucy)
- If there is a sudden shortage of condoms i.e. on the "James
and the Mullet" set and Angel wants a quick shag, give him old bus
tickets and make do.
- Nick Mikes glasses and replace with ones made from old bus
tickets: it'll take him ages 2 notice.
- Emergency hair net for Bob.
- Emergency nose clip if French Boy or S.G arrive.
- Make into little ppl to play with like Barbie but made from
bus tickets.
- Make a dildo.
- Make a whip.
- Make handcuffs.
- Make a blind stick.
- Make a scarf for scarf knee.
- Make a skipping rope.
- Nose warmer.
- Gamble your old bus tickets when playing cards.
- To gag annoying ppl when kidnapping them.
- Make jewellery
- Make a Fan.
- Can eat if u forget your lunch.
- Make a name badge for thick ppl that cant remember your name.
- To make vampire fangs.
- To make Mr. Spock ears.
- To fix holes in shoes.
- Make a canoe.
- Make a shuttlecock.
- Miche and Kath can use them when they run out of paper to
write notes on.
- K8 and Lucy can use as an action thing.
- Light them to start a fire i.e. use as kindle to burn down
school or cook pies.
- Blot French Boys perfume.
- Use as a reed to make fun music.
- At Easter make Easter baskets and make fake chocolate eggs so
u can eat everybody else's.
- Make Easter bunnies and chicks.
- If u have a nose bleed u can stuff up nose and say u r
wearing a red nose for red nose day.
- If u have a wobbly chair then u can balance it with old bus
tickets.
- Screw up, colour in and u have a proper red nose for red nose
day.
- If u run out of bondage tape then old bus tickets can be very
handy.
- If u r a sad freak and your pocket liner breaks then u can
use bus tickets as pocket liners.
- When u have forgotten your coursework u can write it on the
back of an old bus ticket, they will never know u wrote it on the bus.
- A bookmark.
- Screw some up and make door handles.
99.
U can make very trendy shoe laces from rolled up coloured in bus tickets.
100.
Give to Joe telling him it's a flannel or soap: he won't know the difference.
101. If not torn, reuse it.
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