MEGGIE
the meg...the myth...the spastic fan
LO!VERILY! i did have a dream and mine eyes were open'ed the word was good and was bestow'ed to me.."SOFT!and fearest not,thou hath EATEN of mine sandwich!" yea,verily the sandwich was with she and she with the sandwich.verily,she did eateth of yon sandwich...yon sandwich of GOD.
of people twixt land and sea HE did pineth for freedom! YEEEAAAAAAA LEAPEST THOU FROM THINE DEFORM'ED PRISON!!yon fish of golden!.thine cheesy exsistance,baketh'ed YEAAAAA not fri'ed!!..."what ho! willst thou heed to the word of she???" and she waseth megan and megan waseth she
yeeeaaa verily SHE did descend unto yon bellvuites..."SEE!BEHOLDETH!"thundered she!"THE WORDS FROM MINE MOUTH"...merrily,dance'd did they,yeaaa they chanteth'ed of fire and flame!...."thine worthy cogitations serve thee well!"sayst she..."but mindful of thine wrath!!"sayst Germanicus...."HUSH UNBELIEVER!!!harkest unto thee i shant where thou shall beist from wence thou came!!wherefore fightest me now?!"..."prithee!! i speak of a softer tongue!a popsicle!!!"...."DAMN'ED BEIST THOU!!! THINE FISH OF GOLDEN! THINE CARP OF VIRTUE!THINNEEEE SAVVVIOOOORRRRRRR!!!!"....and lo....the people did fear...