HAPPY BIRTHDAY JASON! thanks to everyone that came to the show saturday, the sound was terrible and my guitar broke but hey! you seemed to like it anyways,flatrates rocked it! soe pitures with be up soon,oh and HUGE props to James for learning the whole set in 45 minutes on trombone! go him!

7/4 hey! wow i noticed i accidently wrote "july 8th"instead of the 7th which is what itreally is hope noones confused, well anyways,THE FLATRATES will be using some time during our set, trust me, you will not regret this it will be fuckng crazy....

6/7-whattup lil gangstas! news...yesterdayyyy we put down a track with our friend cody of little plastic ghost it sounds awesome, its a new song called"solid,friend,solid"(name inspired by our pal jesse who played trumpet on the track)an mp3 shall be up shortly, also...we have a new show, july 7th at indienet with breakdown and django,rocktacular,well...thats all hehe..

5/24-hey fellars and ladys! guess what! we finally have an mp3 up(thanks to jesse of BREAKDOWN)its live from hume fogg,a cover of everything sucks into get your skank on! right click on it and choose save as to downloadMP3! enjoy it kids!..oh and heres a picture from the breakdown set and zeitgeist on saturday...

click to visit those sexy sons of mothers!

5/19-my GOD the Hume Fogg show last night was incredible,everyone who came to see us rocks,because of you guys we almost got the most people at the door!!! thats insane seeing as that was our second show!because of YOU we got the most applause and won CHICKENWINGS! those of you who i gave this website address to go out and spread the word! get people to come to our shows and scream and yell like you guys! thanks again!

5/14-"NEW WEEZER TOMMARROW!!!!"hey neato! the show saurday was insanely cool!!! thank you SO much to those who came it was great,and thanks for skanking so much,hehehehe rock on guys,ANYWAYS,we made the finals for the hume fogg battle of the bands,quite easily really.well we'll be playing with Little Plastic Ghost ,head czech(will rocks!!),organic dialect(sam rocks! go rutherfords!),and sevral others! come check us out =).thats all really!mp3s soon,promise

5/6-as you may have noticed(or been told) we've gotten a horn section, matt,steph, and patrick, all students at fathr ryan,badass.uhhhm teyre signifagantly more talented than the rest of us, well me atleast.but dont miss the chance to catch us saturday!! an if you miss that you damn well better be at the hume fogg show on the 18th.skank like a mellon farmer

4/26-hi,im mikey,my band practices alot...yeah, its gonna be worth it!,i promise you mp3s soon!!! very soon!!!in the mean tme go listen to alkaline trio...no....now......GO!..

4/8-hey another update!! well we're going to practice today andddd possibly start work on a rough version of a 2 or 3 song demo to give to people and such(which means some mp3s for you! hurray!)it will probably have "throw me out(rocks in your pocket)""of a bestfriend(so new we havent even played it yet hahaha)"and"exxon(eat the rich[im not very punk])" yup yup....cool,well anywho, good day,GO IMPRESSIVES!!!!

4/3-arrr update!!! new pictures!! huzzah...maybe in some time soon mp3s?? maybe ill ask cody if we can bust out studio style up in his crib hehe...yes yes....well we're practicing alot and jacob goodman is a possibility for another guitarist...fun....yup...,yup stuff...

3/30- heyas,new band name as you can see,its more fitting and cooler ,just got back from the breakdown show....were you there...you shouldve been, congrats to nutrient stu for winning the breakdancing contest,anywho, we took some new interesting pictures of the band today andddddd they'll be up soon enough,we have more songs,good ones...hehe...and a nice bryan adams cover,what more could you want? love us....we love you.~mikey

3/29-hey kids! new pictures up as youve noticed,well we've gotten quite a few songs written and are ready for a show sometime soon,we're practicing tommarrow and we're gonna take some new pictures and junk.thats about it.jacob rules.go to the breakdown show tommarrow or youll be sad...and listen to emo and feel sorry for yourself, quit whining...shuttup you lame dork,STOP CRYING!!!hahahaha nobody lovessss youuuuuuu....stupid emo kid!!! hahahaha.....well actually breakdown loves you,go see thema and give them much money...rock the jacob(and turner,lars,jesse,josh,and taylor too...)

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