101. Make it fight another pokemon - to the death
100. Stake through the heart.
99. Tie him to the ground and drop a nuclear bomb on him.
98. Meat tenderizer
97. Pikachu vs. Pitbull!
96. Introduce it as a fad to tie him to bumpers of
wedding vehicles
95. Set it ablaze
94. Blow it up
93. Make it drink Acid
92. use it as charcoal
91. See if pikachu can fly
90. Make it listen to barney songs
89. Use it as bait when fishing
88. Export him to Yugoslavia
87. Tie him to a fan
86. Drop him in a pool full of hungry piranhas
85. Lock him in an air tight room and let loose car exhaust.
84. Dismember him piece by piece
83. Make him upset a wookiee.
82. Put it in one of those wind tunnels, and
put the wind speed to 200 mph
81. Let it hold a live hand grenade or 10
80. Publish a 101 ways to cook Pikachu and
dump them in a starving country
79. Run it over with a tank - or several
78. Use Pikachu as the ammo for the tank and shoot him out.
77. Use it as a football
76. RIP THE HELL OUT OF IT!!
75. with extreme prejudice!
74. Put bamboo shoots under his fingernails and tail.
73. Cover him in honey and stick him down an ant hill.
72. Other Chinesse tortures
71. Industrial mincer
70. Show it the front end of your car, at 100
mph
69. Drench him in toxic waste
68. Use it as a breast implant
67. Use it to wipe your butt
66. and then flush it down the toilet
65. drive it over a line of those police road
spikes
64. drop it off the sears tower
63. with some lead boots on
62. use it as a knife holder
61. Feed it a grenade and watch it
explode
60. tie dynamite to it
59. put it in an electric chair
58. inject lethal drugs into it
57. make it breathe nerve gas
56. put it through a paper shredder
55. put it in the garbage disposal
54. put it on a direct course towards the sun
53. spray it with nitro glicerin and throw it
against a wall
52. put it under a lawnmower
51. introduce it to the weed whacker
50. yell out, "There can be only one!" as you
cut it in half
49. hook it up to a taser gun, and put it to
the highest setting
48. step on it with cleates on
47. put it at the end of a lightning rod
46. use it as a cushin when hammering nails, and purposely hit it
45. use it as a boxing glove
44. stick him in the dryer and crank up the heat
43. Use him as fire wood
42. Give it to a chinese chef and watch him slice and dice
41. creamate it
40. Mummify it
39. Send him to hell
38. Pump him with lead
37. Stab him with pencils
36. Poison him
35. cover it in blood and throw it in a shark tank
34. Make it commit suicide by the stress of going bankrupt trying to pay for it's drug addiction.
33. tie him to a fan and watch him go 'round and 'round
32. Drug over dose
31. Cut out his heart
30. Tie it down and slowly eat it's heart out
29. Slit it's throat
28. Stick it in a guillotine
27. Let it run with scissors
26. microwave oven
25. Tastes like chicken....
24. Tie him to a rock and throw him into a river
23. Throw him out of a plane and aim for the engine
22. Stab him with a screw driver
21. Beat him to death with a brick
20. lock him in his room and burn down the house
19. make him eat battery fluids
18. Make him eat needles and then place a large magnet over him.
17. feed him something to choke on
16. get a red hot poker - shove it up his nose and mix about his brains ....
15. then pull his brains out through his nostrils
14. push him down some stairs
13. See how long he can juggle knives
12. Stuff him in an air-tight room, feeding him beans, and make him die because of high methane levels in the room.
11. Feed him rat pellets
10. Pull off his tail, shove it down his throat and make him choke to death.
9. Put him in the middle of a busy intersection
8.
7. Grab a pencil and stab it into his eyes, continue to gouge them out and then pull out his brains through his eye sockets.
6. Drop him off in the moutains with a pack of hungry wolves
5. Proceed to stuff 10 dynamite sticks down his throat, then force him to eat a match.
4. Give him to vampires
3. Tie him to an oil truck and fire a missle at it.
2. Stick a knife in his stomach, proceed to make him turn it every which way, and then quickly pull it out... repeat until all his guys are out.
1. Butt-F*** him to death - (my brother suggested this one)
