Oh dear sweet jesus children, we have stumbled across the most feared of all gods(?) creatures..the be-mulleted midget!! This rare specimen is a truly horrific example, o' my children, for pay close attention to the pussy-tickler mustache, the "hello ladies" grin, exposed chest hair and imitation gold chain.One can only imagine the time & effort spent grooming, and cultivating a mullet of this stature. Please children, do not laugh at this poor creature..only study & examine it, so that other generations may learn from this most hideous of naures mistakes..
