Sure, Bush partied with pRicky Martin, but here at the Lard/ÐÈÂðWÎÑG administration, we SPIT on Ricky Martin! PAH!! Ricky is NOTHING!!!!!!! Just take a look at the celebs we got involved with
Britney had quite a thing for Lard, in fact, it was rumored that she was leaving that curly haired twat from N*sync to be with Lard..how ya like Lard now??
Unfourtunatley, during the filming, Paul Bearer tried to eat Lard between two slices of bread..i had my secret service goons whack him
Voting Lard couldnt be more simple. Just E-Mail me your vote (remeber people, one person, one vote...yeah right) and i will forward these votes to the state senate, or something, and bada bing bada boom! We're in like a dirty shirt!
