Here are some
cool quotes and real life funnies I got from friends, family, or just picked
up off the interenet. They're all really, really funny! *Laughs hysterically*
Pikachu
is currently, er, not able to help out with this page. I think he laughed
too much. Any second now he's going to float up like the uncle in Mary
Poppins - Pikachu! Come back down here! Um, check out these funny things
while i get Pikachu back down.
P.S. Most of these are either mine, or the authors are
too embarassed to reveal themselves, or have otherwise asked me not to.
If it's yours, or has happened to you, just remember, YOU ARE NOT ALONE!
Real Life Funnies
Bye, Bye, Mew
I found a Mew somewhere along Route Two. Since I had been looking for it everywhere, I got out my Level 100 Venousaur since the Mew was only Level 5. I sued sleeppowder and the weasket attack Venosaur had which was tackle and I KILLED MEW!
Missed
After months if searching, I found Articuno. I was all set for it; I threw my masterball at it. I was so happy, I started jumping up and down until I saw the words at the bottom of the screen: Masterball Missed!
Catching a fraud
I was using a game genie and a whole
new code and I finally got into battle with Mew. I was all ready adn I
knew excatly what to do, after lost of preperartion. I threw my masterball
at it adn was so happy when I caught it. I was all set to tell my bragging
friend that I had caught a Mew, too, finally, when I saw the words at the
bottom of the screen: "Ditto was Caught!"
Masterball Mishap-
I was on Route 2 when I accidently caught a caterpie with my Masterball.
Masterball
Mishap Two
I was on Route
One with I used my masterball on a Pidgey!
Nice try
I found a Zapdos when-it figures,
it just figures- my Pokemon Box was full and I couldn't capture it
Really, really weird
I was fighting Sabrina and I was losing the battle when the strangest thing happened. I was down to my last Pokemon, a Caterpie against a Abra. I thought, "Okay, I have two other Caterpie what can I lose?" I put it against Onix and I don't know what happened, but Onix fainted and I won the match! I tried to use my Caterpie in another match, thinking I had nothing to lose again when it won! But when I tried to put it against battle with Brock, I lost-badly.
Roasted Pidgey, anyone?
I was outside Celadon City, training
my Voltorb when this Pidgey kept using Sand Attack on it. I got mad and
made Voltorb self destruck. I was thinking, "That teaches that annoying
Pidgey." Suddenly, I saw on the bottomof the screen, "Voltorb's attack
missed!" Oh, boy, was I furious. I brought out my Charizard adn torched
that Pidgey.
Cool Quotes
Here are just a few qoutes friends of mine got off of chats and things.
Chatter one: yet another stupid KidsWB week. It's 'How
Ash caught his Pokemon' week.
Chatter Two: This week should be really short....
Friend Kathy: Cassidy is really weird, but she is sort of okay. But Butch defitnetly needs to be replaced, even more so than crossdresser James. He sounds like he swallowed a Ivysaur and then it evolved in his throat. Hope Butch has a really strong cough.
I know what they're doing. They're trying to take its head off- me and a first grader talking about the scene where Pikachu and the rest of the Pokemon are trying to free Charizard in Pikachu's Vacation
At least my Meowth is safe, sitting in my room with all of my valubles, like my Cd player, my jewelry, my wallet. *Pauses* Wait a second while I go check on it.- Me, talking with a friend about how we would feel if we adopted Team Rocket's Meowth.
Here's a story I picked up off the internet a few months
ago. I don't know where I got this, but I decided to put it in anyway.
If you know where it's from (or who made it up), please e-mail me. And
feel free to take this for your own webpage.
(Ash, Misty and Brock walking up hill, see Team Rocket
balloon floating down, look up)
Jesse: Prepare for trouble!
James: Make it double!
Jesse: To protect the world from devastation...
James: To ignite all peoples within our nation...
Jesse: Ignite? JAMES! You allways get that wrong!
James: Oops..
Jesse: Now we'll have to start all over again!
Ash: Not again!
Jesse: Prepare for trouble!
James: Make it double!
Jesse: To protect the world from devastation...
James: To unite all peoples within our nation...
Jesse: To denounce the evils of truth and love...
James: To extend our reach to the stars above...
Jesse: Jesse!
James: James!
Jesse: Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!
James: Surrender now or prepare to fight!
Meowth: MEEOWTH!!! That's right!
Jesse: Shut up, Meowth!
James: You're ruining our reputation!
Ash: Get to the point already!
Jesse: Quiet little boy! We're here to steal your pants.
Ash: I though you stole Pokémon.
James: Not anymore. We prefer pants, you don't have to
raise them or feed them or anything else.
Ash: What?!
Jesse: Never mind. Give us the pants!
Brock: Uh... I forgot to wear underwear!
Misty: Umm.. I'm not wearing pants! I'm wearing shorts!
See?
Ash: Errr.. Uhh... Umm...
James: Stop mumbling and give the pants up!
(James runs to Ash and tries to pull off his pants, revealing
Pokémon underwear)
Ash: AAH!
(Jesse, Brock, Misty, Pikachu, and Meowth laugh hysterically,
Psyduck, which somehow managed to escape it's pokéball just stood
there looking stupid)
(James only pulls pants down to Ash's ankles, until Ash
kicks him away and pulls up his pants)
Jesse: If we can't get the pants off that way, we'll
have to do something else! Arbok! Squeeze his pants off!
James: Wheezing! Choke his pants off!
(Wheezing blows smoke at Ash and Arbok squeezes him)
Ash (gasping for breath): All right! You can have my
pants!
(Jesse and James call their Pokémon back, take
Ash's pants and go off in their balloon)
Misty: You sure showed them, Ash.
Ash: Shut up, Misty, you and brock didn't just get your
pants stolen! One of my Pokémon was in my pocket...
Brock: What Pokémon was that Ash?
Ash: My... Voltorb...
(the three of them look at each other, and break out
laughing)
Elswhere:
James: Hey! There's a pokéball in here!
Jesse: Open it! Lets see what it is!
Meowth: Yeah! Open it! Open it!
James: Look! A Voltorb!
(The three of them look at each other)
James: Uh oh.
(The voltorb says its name, then blows up, blowing Jesse,
James, Meowth, and Ash's pants out of the balloon)
