Name: Shawn Jordan
Alias: Shawnee
Favorite Suit: (Doesn't Play Euchre)
Favorite Bower: (Doesn't Play Euchre)
B.A.C. Rating: .40 (consistently)
Special Moves:
The intoxicated E-mail: Sending emails to girls and boys (mainly girls) while extremely drunk, and proceeding to confess is his undying love for them. Needless to say he does not remember this and only finds out when the girls ask him about it.
The wander: While drunken, wanders the halls of Cary quad, including in front of the head counselor's room, forgets it ever happened
Quote: "Awwww, who's that Betty??"
Quote: "My B.A.C. is zero point zero zero!"
Quote: "You're all on my hit list!"

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