Part 4
WOMAN BOSS : I can¹ t trust you so I¹ ll have to keep an eye on you. I may have to replace my mother if that brat girl gives birth. After nine months, I may be the grandmother of a baby demon.
SAKAKI : Mother, that was really uncalled for.
He was slapped.
WOMAN BOSS : Be quiet, Sakaki. You need to focus on stealing pocket monsters.Profit ! Profit ! Profit !
Sakaki sighed.
SAKAKI : Yes, Mother.
WOMAN BOSS : I¹ ll find a disguise for both of us to wear. There is going to be a monster party for rich people. We can steal valuable monsters there. Get dressed.
Her son obeyed.
At the party, she and Sakaki looked at various pocket monsters. Sakaki wore a tall, wavy, and long powdered wig, white facial make up,and a white dress. His accessory was a fan. His mother wore a powdered wig complete with a long ponytail,powder on the face, a black coat, a white shirt with a dickey attached, black pants,white stockings, and black shoes. Sakaki struggled to balance due to his wig.
SAKAKI : Moooommyyyy ! This wig is too heavy !
WOMAN BOSS : Sakaki !
Her son was silent as he used his fan to hide his face. Everyone at the party stared at the Œ¹ couple. Œ¹
WOMAN BOSS : So many beautiful monsters.
Sakaki saw a wealthy couple with their Kyukon and approached them.He wooed the man by hiding his face and touching the husband¹ s body. The woman was not very happy. Sakaki turned his head.
SAKAKI : MOMMY ! MOMMY ! I FOUND A RARE MONSTER AND MAN !CAN I KEEP THE MAN ?
His mother slapped her forehead. She stormed over to her son.
WOMAN BOSS : IDIOT ! NOW WE HAVE TO SING OUR MOTTO !
She whacked him with his fan and dragged him to the center of the mansion. She and her son stood back to back as they started to sing Rocket Gang Forever.
SAKAKI & WOMAN BOSS : Uchuu no hate ga kurayami naraba.
Ai ga seigi ka seigi ga aku ka.
Uchuu no hate ni akari ga mierya.
SAKAKI : Sakaki !
WOMAN BOSS : Woman Boss !
SAKAKI : Atashi tachi no uta nano yo.
SAKAKI & WOMAN BOSS : Yume ga honto ka, honto ga akumu.
Pokemon jidai wa ashita ga aru.
SAKAKI : Aasu wa chikyuu.
WOMAN BOSS : Chikyuu wa Nyaasu.
SAKAKI : Birikara.
WOMAN BOSS : Karabiri.
SAKAKI & WOMAN BOSS : Chikyuu wa mawaru.
WOMAN BOSS : Itten niten santen to kurukuru tottemo ii kanji.
SAKAKI : Yonten goten rokuten to dondon fuete ii kanji.
WOMAN BOSS : Heredomo sono saki shichiten battou battan kyuu.
SAKAKI & WOMAN BOSS : Yana kanji !
WOMAN BOSS : Tou Tou !
SAKAKI & WOMAN BOSS : Yana kanji !
SAKAKI : Keredo yamenai futodoki no toushi.
WOMAN BOSS : Kono yo ni uchuu no aru kaeri.
SAKAKI & WOMAN BOSS : Warera wa suzumru makoto no michi wo.
SAKAKI : Naze da ?!
WOMAN BOSS : Naze da yo ?!
SAKAKI : Kotaeru.
WOMAN BOSS : Giri wa.
SAKAKI : Yacchaimashou ka ?
WOMAN BOSS : Yarimashou ka !
SAKAKI : Nandakanda to kikare tara.
WOMAN BOSS : Kotaete ageru ga yo no nasake.
SAKAKI : Sekai no hakai wo fusegu tame.
WOMAN BOSS : Sekai no heiwa wo mamoru tame.
SAKAKI : Ai to shinjitsu no aku wo tsuranuku.
WOMAN BOSS : Raburii chaamii na katakiyaku.
SAKAKI : Sakaki !
WOMAN BOSS : Woman Boss !
SAKAKI : Ginga wo kakeru Roketto Dan no futari ni wa.
WOMAN BOSS : Howaito Hooru. Shiori ashita ga matteruze.
SAKAKI : Yatte ne ! Kore, CD ni naru yo ne !
WOMAN BOSS : Meshaa da hagarishirenai.
SAKAKI : Sekai jiha da.
WOMAN BOSS : Taigetsu da.
SAKAKI : Sakaki !
WOMAN BOSS : Woman Boss !
SAKAKI & WOMAN BOSS : Kanmon kaikyou !
WOMAN BOSS : Konji !
SAKAKI : Shimonoseki !
SAKAKI & WOMAN BOSS : *Repeat first verse*
The party people just stared at them. Sakaki removed a monster ball from his dress and saw the handsome man again.
SAKAKI : I¹ m going to catch that beautiful man who has the Kyukon !
His mother grabbed his ear and pulled him out of the party.
WOMAN BOSS : Idiot ! You can¹ t capture people and train them !
SAKAKI : He¹ s rare though.
WOMAN BOSS : Quiet you ! You are my wife so I own you !
SAKAKI : Aaaawwww !
WOMAN BOSS : Let¹ s go.
Sakaki stared at the married man for awhile until his mother pulled his ear again.
WOMAN BOSS : We need to raid another place.This time we can just sing our motto and then steal pocket monsters. That way, you can¹ t hit on any other people. We need another disguise.
She and her son plotted for awhile until they decided to attract a large crowd.They went into a forest and got dressed. Sakaki was Alexandra and his mother was Rasputin.
WOMAN BOSS / RASPUTIN : Are you ready to sing ?
Sakaki / Alexandra nodded. A hiker approached them.
HIKER : Are you lost ?
WOMAN BOSS / RASPUTIN : The great Rasputin and Alexandra are not lost !
SAKAKI / ALEXANDRA : My lover has healed many pocket monsters.
A large crowd gathered.
WOMAN : Heal my Arbok. It is tied in a knot.
MAN : Marril is deaf.
WOMAN BOSS / RASPUTIN : You just had to say something, didn¹ t you ? Let¹ s hurry up and sing our motto.
Sakaki / Alexandra nodded. The people were confused when they heard guitars playing in the environment. They watched the mother and son stand back to back as usual. Sakaki / Alexandra and Woman Boss / Rasputin prepared to sing.
SAKAKI & WOMAN BOSS : Uchuu no hate ga kurayami naraba.
Ai ga seigi ka seigi ga aku ka.
Uchuu no hate ni akari ga mierya.
SAKAKI : Sakaki !
WOMAN BOSS : Woman Boss !
ARBOK TRAINER : YOU WITH THE BEARD ! CURE ARBOK !
WOMAN BOSS / RASPUTIN : How dare you interrupt our song !
The unhappy trainers became louder and louder. Sakaki / Alexandra and his mother / Rasputin departed.
WOMAN BOSS / RASPUTIN : I have another plan.
SAKAKI / ALEXANDRA : Are there any beautiful boys involved ?
WOMAN BOSS / RASPUTIN : Not this time.
She and Sakaki removed their disguises and wore new costumes within a park. Greek myths were read aloud to a group of children. A woman sat on a rock as she read stories about Athena and Aries. She looked up and was confused when she saw the mother and son in front of her. Sakaki was Athena and his mother was Aries. Sakaki / Athena wore a helmet, a long wig, and female armor. He had a shield. There was a HooHoo on his shoulder. His mother / Aries wore a helmet and male armor. She had a sword.
SAKAKI & WOMAN BOSS : Uchuu no hate ga kurayami naraba.
The children applauded.
WOMAN BOSS / ARIES : DON¹ T INTERRUPT !
They ignored her.
SAKAKI / ATHENA : They love us.
Sakaki !
Atashi tachi no uta nano yo.
Yume ga honto ka, honto ga akumo.
Pokemon jidai wa ashita ga aru.
Aasu wa chikyuu.
Naze da ?!
Nandakanda to kikare tara.
The children laughed and cheered.
WOMAN BOSS / ARIES : Do any of you have a rare monster ?
WOMAN ON ROCK : No. Sorry.
Woman Boss / Aries snatched HooHoo and ran with it. Her son / Athena chased her.
SAKAKI / ATHENA : No fair, Mommy !
The woman who sat on the stone was confused as she looked through her book.
WOMAN ON ROCK : According to this book, Aries never stole Athena¹ s owl.
The children were entertained as they watched Sakaki chase his mother and whine.
SAKAKI / ATHENA : The Goddess of War commands you to release that owl !
His mother pulled down an eyelid and displayed her tongue. She used her sword to threaten HooHoo.
WOMAN BOSS / ARIES : Another step and the owl gets it !
SAKAKI / ATHENA : Isn¹ t there a rule against stealing monsters belonging to kin ?
WOMAN BOSS / ARIES : Not that I know of.
SAKAKI / ATHENA : You¹ re the one who formed the Rocket Gang !
WOMAN BOSS / ARIES : There isn¹ t a rule.You¹ re screwed, Sakaki / Athena !
SAKAKI / ATHENA : Moooommyyyy !
WOMAN BOSS / ARIES : The Goddess of War would never whine.
SAKAKI / ATHENA : MOMMY, I WANT MY HOOHOO BACK !
WOMAN BOSS / ARIES : The God of War ignores whiny goddesses.
SAKAKI / ATHENA : Do the Rocket Gang boss and her son apply ?
WOMAN BOSS / ARIES : The Rocket Gang boss can neglect her little brat boy.
SAKAKI / ATHENA : You are not a very nice mother, you know that ?
Woman Boss / Aries smiled and nodded as her eyes became crescents.
HOOHOO : HooHoo !
SAKAKI / ATHENA : I need that owl to symbolize wisdom.
Woman Boss / Aries shrugged.
SAKAKI / ATHENA : Go, HooHoo ! Attack !
He was surprised when he watched the owl cuddle his mother.
WOMAN ON THE ROCK : HooHoo likes women only.
SAKAKI / ATHENA : I¹ m a woman !
WOMAN ON ROCK : HooHoo can see through disguises.
SAKAKI / ATHENA : We¹ ll see about that !
He went deep into the forest.
He exited it wearing inflatable breasts that were too big for his body !
He continued to fall over because of them.
WOMAN BOSS / ARIES : AAAAAA ! YOU GAY BOY !
Sakaki / Athena¹ s breasts dragged on the ground.
WOMAN BOSS / ARIES : Let¹ s go home.
She pulled Athena¹ s ear.
Shirajira akete misemashou.
Hashire ! Kagayake ! Hikatte misero !
Donten kaeshi no kara kuri shibai.
Mite yo waera ga shuyaku no dorama.
Pokemon jidai wa ashita ga aru.
Soko ni warera no kau ga aru.
Urusai ! Omae !
Kururi guriri no itsuka wa shuyaku.
Mitero ! Warera ga hana hiraku.
Shirajira akete misemashou.
Hashire ! Kagayake ! Hikatte misero !
Donten kaeshi no kara kuri shibai.
Mite yo waera ga shuyaku no dorama.
Pokemon jidai wa ashita ga aru.
Soko ni warera no kau ga aru.
Shirajira akete misemashou.
Hashire ! Kagayake ! Hikatte misero !
Ai ga seigi ka seigi ga aku ka.
Donten kaeshi no kara kuri shibai.
Mite yo waera ga shuyaku no dorama.
Pokemon jidai wa ashita ga aru.
Uchuu no hate ni akari ga mierya.
Soko ni warera no kau ga aru.
Kuriri guriri no itsuka wa shuyaku.
Mitero ! Warera ga hana hiraku.
Chikyuu wa Nyaasu.
Birikara.
Karabiri.
Chikyuu wa mawaru.
Itten niten santen to kurukuru tottemo ii kanji.
Yonten goten rokuten to dondon fuete ii kanji.
Heredomo sono saki shichiten battou battan kyuu.
Yana kanji !
Tou Tou !
Yana kanji !
Keredo yamenai futodoki no toushi.
Kono yo ni uchuu no aru kaeri.
Warera wa suzumru makoto no michi wo.
Naze da yo ?!
Kotaeru.
Giri wa.
Yacchaimashou ka ?
Yarimashou ka !
Kotaete ageru ga yo no nasake.
Sekai no hakai wo fusegu tame.
Sekai no heiwa wo mamoru tame.
Ai to shinjitsu no aku wo tsuranuku.
Raburii chaamii na katakiyaku.
Sakaki !
Ginga wo kakeru Roketto Dan no futari ni wa.
Howaito Hooru. Shiori ashita ga matteruze.
Yatte ne ! Kore, CD ni naru yo ne !
Meshaa da hagarishirenai.
Sekai jiha da.
Taigetsu da.
Sakaki !
Kanmon kaikyou !
Konji !
Shimonoseki !
*Repeat first verse*
