Actually, you have reached the brand new "THINGS THAT PEOPLE ON POKEMON WILL NEVER SAY".
It's new and it contains a few works for the meanwhile. I am waiting for your shots, so if you have any funny sentences that Pokemon's character will never ever say, send them to ME .
Jessie: I think I'm over weight.
Misty: Oh, a Caterpie! It's adorable!
Ash: Misty, Lets go to bed together! You are so hot!
The boss: Meowth, please be my top cat again!
Tracy: You want me to draw nurse Joy? No way- I'm painting only Pokemon!
Jessie: I think I'll go on a no eating diet
Pikachu: I'm sick of Ash, Misty, and Brock, I think I'll join Team
Rocket!
Meowth: Hey, Persain's looking kinda sexy.
James: I hate your guts Jessie! All you do is hit me 24/7!
James: I think I'll join the cast of Digimon! And maybe even Tenchi
Muyo!
Butch: James is looking kinda cute!
Togepi: I'm justing gonna let it all out. I HATE EVERYBODY!!! I'M GOING
ON A
KILLING SPREE!!! FIRST OFF, MISTY, THEN PIKACHU!!!! (togepi evil laugh)
Jessie and James: All hail the almighty Ash!!!
Ash, Misty, Brock, and Pikachu: All hail the almighty Jessie and
James!!!
Ash: Work by _Jessie_
James: Yeah, you did gain a few extra pounds lately.
Jessie: You think so? It's so great to have a honest friend to point out my disadvanteges.
Misty: Ash, you know I don't love you that way. You're like a little brother to me.
Brock: Well if you won't go with him, maybe I will? I'm sick of girls anyway!
Meowth: No way! I hate your guts, sir, I'd rather be with Jessie and James.
Work by Little Washu
James: Okay fat ass
Jessie whackes James upside the head
James: What was that for?!
Jessie: Giving a good opinion
Jessie: But James! I love you!!
James: I don't care! You stuck up little bitch!
Cassidy: So is Jessie!
Ash: Huh?
Jessie and James: Thank you twerps!
James: You three are finally appreciating the finer things in life.
US!!!!
Jessie: You twerps are actually doing the right thing!
J&J hug and cry from happiness.
Misty:> I think I'll join Team Rocket also.
Brock: I think I'll stalk Nurse Joy.
Giovanni: I wuv you, you wuv me...
Jessie: Go on home, James. Jessebelle's better for you!
James: Golly gee whillikers!
Cassidy: Hey, Butch, would I look better with red hair?
Butch: That's right, I'm off the cigarettes!
Giovanni: And the Rockets of the year are: Jessie and James!
Any professor (Ivy, Oak, Westwood, etc.): Well, of course I
could be wrong. After all, nobody's perfect.
Ash: I lost a battle. Oh well, life goes on.
Misty: Don't worry about my bike, Ash. All is forgiven.
Brock: Jenny, Joy, they mean nothing... the love of this boy's
life is James!
Tracey: I gotta run, guys, my fan club's having a meeting and I'm
the guest of honor!
Ash: I don't deserve this badge! Take it away!
Ash: I refuse to keep pokemon I didn't actually catch!
Misty: Oh, Psyduck, I'm so glad I have you!
Misty: Look, what a CUTE bug!
Brock: I wouldn't go out with her if she were the last woman on earth!
James: Donuts! Yuck!
James: No, thanks, I'm not hungry.
Jesse: Oh, James! I'm frightened!
Giovanni: I've always thought of myself as outgoing.
Cassidy: Good God, Butch, shut up!
Butch: (sings) Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame
street?
Butch: (sings) Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way! Oh
what fun
it is to run over Ash with a great big sleigh!
Tracy: **** charcoal.....
Tracy: Lessee.....upwind or downwind.....shoot, which way is which?
ASH
Misty is soooo hot!
MISTY
No thanks, I’m not hungry
BROCK
I don’t look good in pink aprons
JAMES
Giovanni is hot!
JESSIE
I course I dye my hair
MEOWTH
What accent?
Kojiro
There was a young man called James
Ash: Get out of here, Pikachu! I don't want you with me anymore!
Misty: I love you, Ash! I love you to death!
Brock: Girls?! Yuckiness! I'm more into guys. Hey, Ash! You're lookin' sexy!
Jessie: *singing* Eensey weensey spider went up the water spout...
James: @#$^$#^&%%&$@^%^$&#%^*#^#^@$^&#^&^*#!!!!!!!!
Ash: Pikachu, Thundersh---*a hissing noise can be heard*
Pikachu: "Meowth, i love you!"
Meowth: James: "I don't think i could eat another donut..."
Ash: "Pikachu, your the most annoying creature i've ever met!"
Misty: "Oh look, it's my favourite Pokemon, Caterpie!"
{Misty hugs the Caterpie}
Brock: {opens eyes} Cassidy: "Look boss, we got you a Dragonite!"
Misty: Send your stuff to me !
Work by Allan
Work by J-chan
Work by Justina
I think I love you, Misty/Brock/Gary
I hate pikachus
I love you (to anyone)
#I’m a Barbie Girl!
What bike?
I just looked in the mirror. Why didn’t anyone tell me my eyes were closed?
I’m gay
#A little bit of Jenny in my life, a little bit of Nurse Joy by my side…
#Macho, Macho man!
Yes, I do dye my hair
I’m not wearing that dress
#I’m a bitch, I’m a lover…
Prepare for…what’s my line?
I give in. Keep your little fat-assed pikachu
Meowth, that’s…wrong! We shouldn’t be doing this!
I don’t believe in inter-species dating
‘Atomic Kitten’ rok!
PokéBalls are so roomy!
Who had the most gorgeous of names
I want him so badly
But unfortunately (and sadly)
He wasn't up for any of my games (!)
Work by RocketGirl1789
Jessie, James, and Meowth: ...........................
Misty: Ash, did you remember to go to the bathroom before we left the forest?
Ash: *blushing terribly* Oops...sorry.
Jessie: *doubles over with laughter*
James: *stares at Ash with his mouth wide open, then his mouth forms into a
big grin, then he rolls on the floor laughing so hard tears are coming out of
his eyes and occasionally stopping on his stomach to pound the fround with
his fists and starts the rolling process anew*
Meowth: *leans on a nearby tree so that he wouldn't fall down while he laughs*
Pikachu: Pika pi. ((Ew, that's disgusting.))
Brock: *takes out his cell phone and calls Mrs.Ketchum* Hello? Mrs.Ketchum? Ash *giggle* peed in *snicker* HIS PANTS!!! *doubles over with laughter*
Meowth: *accidently cuts down the tree with his claws while he laughs; the
tree falls on Ash's head; he doesn't get hurt, but...
*
Ash: *lets loose an incredibly loud fart that causes everyone to stop
laughing and stare at Ash as he's blushing terribly; after 5 seconds, they go
back to laughing at Ash*
Brock: *talking on the cell phone* Whoa! Did you hear that, Mrs.Ketchum? That
was Ash!!! *continues to laugh*
Ash: Why are you laughing at me? STOP IT!!! *goes running off crying*
James: You think he'll come back?
Jessie: Probably not.
Misty and Brock: *cheer and party like there's no tomorrow*
Meowth: Hey, Pikachu? Ya wanna come and be part of Team Rocket?
Pikachu: Pikachu pika. ((Sure I'll come. It's a lot better than being with
Ash.))
Jessie, James, and Meowth: YAY!!!!!!
Work by Helen and Dragonite
Meowth: {faints}
{Meowth get's up}
Meowth: "But yer a boy"
Pikachu: "I know"
Meowth: {faints again}
Ash: "Well I'VE given up food altogether!"
Brock: "Yah! i don't have to cook anymore!"
Pikachu: "Shut your face, your the annoying one!"
Boss: {watery eyed} "But i wanted a Pikachu!" {bursts into tears}
Persian: {sweatdrops}
