1. WOMAN BOSS = WOMAN BOSS.
2. DAN' IN = UNIMPORTANT ROCKET MEMBERS.
3. MIYAMOTO = MIYAMOTO.
4. MUSASHI = JESSIE.
5. SAKAKI = GIOVANNI.
6. ROCKET GANG = TEAM ROCKET.
WOMAN BOSS : Since this is your first day as Rocket Gang members, listen.
She paused as her sadistic eyes terrified the new members.
WOMAN BOSS : I will distribute uniforms.
She removed three sets of garments from her desk. She displayed the first set which consisted of a black and white uniform with caps.
WOMAN BOSS : This will be the uniform for Dan¹ in which will be the lowest rank. Both women and men wear this.
She threw a few sets to various people. She displayed the uniform that was white with black and white shirts and dark boots.One version had a skirt and another had trousers. She gave some sets away. She showed off the final uniform that was black and had white boots with gloves. One was a dress and the other was a body suit.
WOMAN BOSS : Get dressed and when you return, I¹ ll give you the gang motto.
Her minions obeyed. She recited the motto when they returned.
WOMAN BOSS : Nanda kanda to kikare tara.... ( If you need to know what¹ s up.... )
She listened to her followers recite the motto repeatedly.
WOMAN BOSS : That¹ s enough.
The members of the Rocket Gang were silent.
WOMAN BOSS : Your mission is to steal pocket monsters and make a profit. Now go !
She looked at a purple haired woman wearing a black dress with a red R on it.
WOMAN BOSS : We need to talk.
The purple haired woman approached her boss.
WOMAN : Yes, Ma¹ am ?
WOMAN BOSS : You have a daughter, correct ?
WOMAN : Yes, Ma¹ am. Her name is Musashi and she is six years old, Ma¹ am.
WOMAN BOSS : My horrible child at home is two years old. Aren¹ t children expensive, Miyamoto chan ?
Miyamoto nodded.
WOMAN BOSS : That¹ s why I formed the Rocket Gang. Profit ! Profit ! Profit !
MIYAMOTO : How is your little boy ?
WOMAN BOSS : Well, whenever I return home, Sakaki tends to hug my legs a lot.Sometimes, he imitates every move I make.
MIYAMOTO : He looks up to you. You¹ re a powerful woman.
WOMAN BOSS : I know I am, Miyamoto chan.
She sighed.
WOMAN BOSS : Everytime I leave for work, he throws a temper tantrum.
MIYAMOTO : Does he have a father ?
WOMAN BOSS : No. An illness killed him before his son was born.
MIYAMOTO : Does the same baby sitter watch him while you¹ re gone everyday ?
Woman Boss nodded.
WOMAN BOSS : Someday, he¹ ll lead the Rocket Gang.
MIYAMOTO : Will he be a Dan Œ in at first ?
WOMAN BOSS : Of course ! He has to crawl before he walks.
She was silent for a moment.
WOMAN BOSS : How¹ s Musashi ?
MIYAMOTO : She is usually with my husband whenever I leave for work. He¹ s a good man.
WOMAN BOSS : Is she a brat girl ?
MIYAMOTO : Oh no. No. No. No. She¹ s very cute. I have a photo of her with me.
WOMAN BOSS : Show me.
MIYAMOTO : Yes, Ma¹ am.
She removed a photo of a red haired girl smiling.
MIYAMOTO : Isn¹ t she adorable ?
Her boss nodded.
MIYAMOTO : Someday, she¹ ll be a part of the Rocket Gang.
WOMAN BOSS : There¹ s something I need to ask you, Miyamoto chan.
MIYAMOTO : Yes, Ma¹ am ?
WOMAN BOSS : How much is that photo ?
Miyamoto collapsed.
MIYAMOTO : It¹ s not for sale, Ma¹ am.
WOMAN BOSS : Can¹ t you bargain ?
MIYAMOTO : I would never sell this picture of my cute daughter.
WOMAN BOSS : Would you settle for a 50% off sale ?
MIYAMOTO : Boss !
WOMAN BOSS : Cash, check, or credit card ?
MIYAMOTO : BOSS !
WOMAN BOSS : Let me remove my purse from my desk.
Miyamoto screamed and ran out of the office. Woman Boss tilted her head to the side.
WOMAN BOSS : There goes my best Rocket.
Miyamoto peeked into the office. Woman Boss grinned and quickly showed her yen which caused her to hide.
MIYAMOTO : I feel sorry for Sakaki since he has a mother who¹ s a bit.... obsessed.
She seemed thoughtful.
MIYAMOTO : I¹ m sure that Sakaki and Musashi will get along. They¹ ll have to if they¹ re both going to be a part of our gang.
She went home so that she could be with her cute daughter.......... Sixteen years later, the boss of the Rocket Gang¹ s son became a Dan Œ in. He had often heard his mother talk about Miyamoto and Musashi. He was eager to meet the Rocket Gang¹ s best member and her daughter. He walked out the mansion door just when his mother saw him.... Miyamoto and Musashi ate snow within their cabin. The purple haired woman approached the door when she heard a knock. She opened it and seemed surprised.
MIYAMOTO : Dan Œ in ? Perhaps the boss is too lazy to talk to me herself.
SAKAKI : My mother didn¹ t send me to speak to you.
Miyamoto gasped.
MIYAMOTO : Sakaki ?
The Dan Œ in nodded.
MIYAMOTO : Welcome to my home.
She let him in. Musashi seemed shy when she looked at him. She blushed.
MIYAMOTO : I am Miyamoto and this is my daughter Musashi.
Sakaki nodded again before crossing his legs as he sat down by the fireplace.
MIYAMOTO : What brings you here, Sakaki ?
SAKAKI : I wanted to meet the Rocket Gang¹ s best member and her daughter.
MIYAMOTO : I see.
MUSASHI : Sakaki....
SAKAKI : Hm ?
Musashi quickly kissed him on the lips before running out of the cabin.
MUSASHI : YOU¹ RE IT !
Sakaki smiled and chased her outside. Miyamoto tilted her head to the side. Sakaki searched for the red haired girl. He heard applause with a female voice.
VOICE : Hey, Dan Œ in !
Sakaki never saw the snowball hit his face which knocked him down. He smiled as he gathered snow. He chased her before throwing snow above and kissing. Miyamoto was happy when she looked out her window.
MIYAMOTO : Musashi finally has a friend. I¹ ve never seen her this happy before.
She was concerned when she saw a black car pull up and Woman Boss exit it.
MIYAMOTO : Why is she so angry ?
She studied her employer¹ s expression which could have scared Myushi to death. Sakaki and Musashi stopped laughing and playing in order to approach the woman.Woman Boss walked up to her son. She slapped him.
MUSASHI : Sakaki !
WOMAN BOSS : I¹ ll just have to shatter your spirit until there isn¹ t love left in you.
SAKAKI : How did you know where to find me ?
WOMAN BOSS : I watched you sneak out. I figured that you would want to meet the Rocket Gang¹ s best member. I did talk about her frequently. However, I didn¹ t expect you to show any signs of joy. Now I catch you kissing your future employee !
SAKAKI : I won¹ t be like you, Mother !
Woman Boss removed a whip from her dress and hit it against her palm repeatedly.
WOMAN BOSS : Ohhhh ?
SAKAKI : Miyamoto is my real mother who loves me.
WOMAN BOSS : WHAT did you say ?
SAKAKI : Miyamoto ?
WOMAN BOSS : After that.
Sakaki¹ s eyes became crescents as he smiled.
SAKAKI : You¹ re the most beautiful mom ever ?
He yelped when he was whipped. Musashi screamed.
WOMAN BOSS : Get in the car, Sakaki !
SAKAKI : No ! I¹ m staying with Miyamoto and Musashi.
WOMAN BOSS : How dare you oppose me !
SAKAKI : MIYAMOTO MAMA !
WOMAN BOSS : What ? Miyamoto never was and never will be your mother. She does love children. Horrible brats. Especially YOOOOUUUU !
She proceeded to scheme.
WOMAN BOSS : { thinking } I have to separate Musashi and Sakaki.
Her son embraced Miyamoto¹ s daughter. Just then, a car pulled up. An old woman stepped out of it. Her hair was long and gray. Shadows hid her eyes.She wore all black. She had a cane. She supported a Persian that was elderly in one arm. Woman Boss gasped.
WOMAN BOSS : Mother ?
The old woman smiled and blushed when she saw Sakaki and rapidly approached.
OLD WOMAN : Helloooo. Helloooo.
She touched Sakaki¹ s face.
OLD WOMAN : Hey there, Cutie ! Is there still room for one more in your bed ?
SAKAKI : Grandma !
WOMAN BOSS : How did you know where to find me, Mother ?
GRANDMOTHER : I live in a mansion by Miyamoto¹ s cabin. It¹ s ten miles away.
WOMAN BOSS : How much was your mansion ?
GRANDMOTHER : 50% off.
WOMAN BOSS : So was mine !
She scowled at her son.
WOMAN BOSS : Could I borrow your cane, Mom ?
GRANDMOTHER : Certainly, Dearie.
She gave her cane to her daughter who proceeded to beat Sakaki with it. Her grandson pushed Musashi so that she wouldn¹ t get hurt.
GRANDMOTHER : Anyway, I decided to visit you and your cute son. I stopped by your mansion, but nobody was home so I decided to keep on driving. Clobber him so that he won¹ t resist me tonight.
Miyamoto had been outside preparing snow meals for Musashi and Sakaki. She watched him suffer and ran over to him.
MIYAMOTO : STOOOOP !
Woman Boss paused. Miyamoto and Musashi held her mother¹ s injured grandson.
WOMAN BOSS : Sakaki, get in the car this instant ! I don¹ t want you with Musashi.
SAKAKI : She¹ s my friend.
WOMAN BOSS : Exactly.
Her mother approached her son and touched his face.
GRANDMOTHER : I¹ ll see you later tonight in bed.
MIYAMOTO : Get away from him.
WOMAN BOSS : How dare you teach my son how to love, Miyamoto chan ! YOU¹ RE FIRED !
MIYAMOTO : Fired ?! I¹ m the Rocket Gang¹ s best member !
WOMAN BOSS : Not anymore. Your uniform please.
MIYAMOTO : It¹ s freezing out here !
WOMAN BOSS : YOUR UNIFORM PLEASE !
Miyamoto sighed as she reluctantly removed her garments and surrendered them.
GRANDMOTHER : Is Sakaki fired ?
SAKAKI : Grandma !
Miyamoto wrapped her arms around herself.
WOMAN BOSS : Get out of my sight. Same goes for your daughter.
MIYAMOTO : { thinking } I have to get Sakaki away from his mother and grandma.
She quickly grabbed Sakaki and Musashi¹ s hands and ran to her cabin.
WOMAN BOSS : Sakaki !
GRANDMOTHER : He can¹ t stay in Miyamoto¹ s cabin forever.
WOMAN BOSS : Let¹ s return to my place and plot their separation.
Her mother sighed and frowned.
GRANDMOTHER : Looks like I won¹ t have my boy toy for awhile.
Her dentures fell out of her mouth ! She placed them back in. Within Miyamoto¹ s cabin, Musashi¹ s mother wore a dress made out of a fur rug. She started a fire where the chimney was. She sat on a chair. She was surprised when Sakaki placed his head on her lap and sobbed. She watched tears fill her daughter¹ s eyes.
MUSASHI : Now what, Mother ?
MIYAMOTO : I don¹ t know, Musashi.
She stroked Sakaki¹ s hair which eventually pacified him.
MUSASHI : Is Sakaki aslee.... ?
Her mother nodded.
MIYAMOTO : I don¹ t trust his mother and grandmother.
Musashi silently agreed.
MUSASHI : They¹ re both sick in the head.
She looked up.
MUSASHI : Mother ?
MIYAMOTO : Yes, Musashi ?
MUSASHI : Why didn¹ t you stop Sakaki¹ s mother from whipping him ?
MIYAMOTO : I didn¹ t want her to fire me.
MUSASHI : I heard his grandmother mention to him about sharing a bed.
Miyamoto sighed.
MIYAMOTO : What a dysfunctional family.
She watched Sakaki slowly open his eyes.
SAKAKI : Mother ?
Miyamoto smiled and touched his face.
MIYAMOTO : Son ?
Sakaki¹ s eyes opened wide as he stood.
SAKAKI : Mother will kill me if I¹ m not at home.
MUSASHI : Sakaki, what did your grandmother mean when she talked about.... ?
Sakaki sighed.
SAKAKI : When I was a young boy, she would visit and sleep in my same bed. She would....
He held back a sob.
SAKAKI : She would touch me.... Her grin terrified me.
He lost control of his emotions again as Miyamoto and Musashi comforted him.
SAKAKI : Thank you.
MUSASHI : No problem.
Sakaki sighed.
SAKAKI : I shudder to think what my mother and grandmother are plotting.
The matriarchal Rockets drove and schemed. The mother of Woman Boss was ahead of her daughter¹ s car. She was curious when she saw a white creature hover in front of her. She lost control of the automobile as she skidded off a snowy bank and into the air. She was killed instantly as her car crashed and exploded. Woman Boss stopped the auto and stepped out. She had seen her mother die. She looked up when she heard something mew. She gasped when she saw the same animal.
WOMAN BOSS : You ! How dare you kill my mother !
CREATURE : Mew.
Woman Boss shut the car door and sped to Miyamoto¹ s cabin. She opened the door without knocking. She gasped when she found Sakaki kissing Musashi in bed ! She saw the Dan Œ in uniform by the furniture. She scowled. She saw Miyamoto preparing a snow meal.
MIYAMOTO : Ma¹ am ?
Her former employer looked at her son.
WOMAN BOSS : Get dressed, Sakaki !
Sakaki obeyed.
MIYAMOTO : They wanted to be warm together, Ma¹ am.
WOMAN BOSS : BULL !
MIYAMOTO : Why are you here, Ma¹ am ?
WOMAN BOSS : I am rehiring you to kill the pocket monster responsible for....
She bit her lip.
SAKAKI : Where¹ s Grandma ?
WOMAN BOSS : She¹ s dead. A creature resembling a kitten caused her to crash.
MUSASHI : Kill it yourself.
WOMAN BOSS : I would love to, but my son is in soooo much trouble right now.
SAKAKI : Nothing happened while I slept next to Musashi, Mother. We kissed.
WOMAN BOSS : Be quiet, Sakaki !
SAKAKI : No, Mother. I won¹ t be silent. I want to be with Musashi and Miyamoto. I love them.
WOMAN BOSS : Like I said, when I¹ m through with you, you won¹ t feel love at all.
She stared at Miyamoto.
WOMAN BOSS : You¹ ll begin searching for Mew first thing tomorrow morning.
MIYAMOTO : Mew ?
WOMAN BOSS : Well, the creature made that sound so I¹ ll call it Mew.
MIYAMOTO : Makes sense.
WOMAN BOSS : You might want to look for it near the mountains.
MIYAMOTO : Why ?
WOMAN BOSS : My mother died near the mountains.
MIYAMOTO : Oh.
WOMAN BOSS : Let¹ s go home, Sakaki.
SAKAKI : No ! I am home, Mother.
MIYAMOTO : What if I don¹ t survive, Boss ?
WOMAN BOSS : Your brat girl won¹ t have a mother.
Miyamoto, Musashi, and Sakaki scowled.
MIYAMOTO : I want to take a photo of my daughter before I leave tomorrow.
Woman Boss sighed.
WOMAN BOSS : Very well.
Musashi started to cry when her mother removed a camera from a table.
Sak aki held her as he shared her tears.
Miyamoto took the photo just when Woman Boss grabbed her son¹ s ear.
She looked at the picture that exited the camera.
Musashi was still crying in the photo. Only Sakaki¹ s hand was shown.
SAKAKI : MIIIIYAAAAMOOOOTOOOO MAAAAMAAAA !
Woman Boss approached her car and slapped him again before shoving him in.
MUSASHI : Sakaki !
The mother held her weeping daughter.
The next day, she went to the mountains to look for Mew until a snowslide killed her.
Kotaete ageru ga yo no nasake. ( Listen to us, guys. )
Sekai no hakai o fusegu tame. ( To guard universal destruction ! )
Sekai no heiwa o mamoru tame. ( To keep universal peace. )
Ai to shinjitu no aku o turanuku. ( We carry out evil love / truth. )
Lovely charmy na kataki yaku. ( We are lovely charming villains. )
{ Insert your names. }
Ginga o kakeru Rocket dan no futari niwa. ( Traveling any stars.. )
White hole, shiroi ashita ga matteruze. ( A white hole / future.... )
Nya-nte na ! ( Right ! )