as I sat to have a thought
I thought of what to do I ought
a little man I went and bought
I asked if sick he ever got
he blew his nose and out it shot,
a huge ball of sticky snot
to get it off my face I fought
of fear that his cold I caught,
I visited old Dr. Pott
he said to go lay on his cot
he then told me my ass looked hot
so that is where he gave my shot
