Quotes that have inspiried me or made me laugh....


Let me take a good look at your perfect life so I can see exactly how I don't want mine." -- Face To Face.

"I haven't failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work." --Ben Franklin

"You can rearrange my face but you can't rearrange my mind." -- Propagandhi.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." -- Albert Einstein.

"If there is anything the noncomformist hates worse than a conformist it's an other noncomformist who doesn't confrom to the prevailing standards of nonconformity." -- Bill Vaughan

Do you ever get that feeling that your unimportant? It's because there's five billion people on this earth that feel the same way about themselves." -- d.b.s

No one understands your mind, no one ever tried. No one has a clue of what you are inside." -- Ten Foot Pole

"Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game." -- Paul Rodriguez

"Who controls the past controls the future; who controls the present controls the past." -- George Orwell.

"They say the truth will set you free, but they dont say how deep the cut will be." -- Ten Foot Pole

There would be no one to frighten you if you refused to be afraid. - annon.

``I invented , but Bill Gates made it famous.'' -- David Bradley, member of the original IBM PC design team

``... Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror, and you would not have been informed.''
Smoking areas in restaurants are like peeing areas in swimming pools.

``Have you considered a life? I hear they're quite affordable these days.'' -- shields@tembel.org

``You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'' -- Dean Martin

``Time is just one damn thing after another'' -- PBS/Nova

Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking...

"I think the big mistake in schools is trying to teach children anything, and by using fear as the basic motivation. Fear of getting failing grades, fear of not staying with your class, etc. Interest can produce learning on a scale compared to fear as a nuclear explosion to a firecracker." --1

"Fame is proof that the people are gullible." -Ralph Waldo Emerson

"A leader is a dealer in hope." -Napoleon Bonaparte

"When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us." -Helen Keller

"When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap." -Cynthia Heimel

You cannot shake hands with a closed fist. -Indira Gandhi

Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom." - George Patton

"If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it." - William Arthur Woud

Reality is what refuses to go away when I stop believing in it.

Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? -John Mendoza

Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash. -Jerry Seinfeld

"Never explain - your friends don't need it, and your enemies won't believe you anyhow." Elbert Hubbard

"Dream as if you'll live forever, Live as if you'll die today." James Dean

"Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile." Franklin P. Jones

"True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable." David Tyson Gentry

"Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward." Gallagher

The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life." Muhammed Ali

Baroque: When you are out of Monet.

"Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself." ~Harvey Fierstein

"It is not necessary to change. Survival is not mandatory."

"He who angers you conquers you."

It is better to be hated for what you are then to be loved for what your not."

"Sometimes the things you hate about someone else are the qualities you possess."

"Reach for no one else but you because you won't turn away when someone else is gone."

it's better to live 1 year as a tiger, then 100 years as a sheep - Madonna

there are 1000 other girls in hollywood dreaming to be stars, but i'm not worried about them cuz i'm dreaming the hardest - marilyn monroe


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