Hell of a Rishta
If you define Marriage, based on
fashion magazines,
or as seen on
commercial TV,
Then check with grandma about how to make a marriage
work today
If you want to be
chased,
Get a Dog
If you don't have a picture,
you're not
ready for marriage (except with a blind man)
If you're a habitual browser
Shop the mall
If you behave like a man
(masculine),
instead of
being feminine,
find a wife
If you're looking for a date,
Smile at a guy
on the street
If you think you're a goddess,
buy a
non-muslim slave
If you make up and change the
rules whenever you want,
Start a new
religion
If you're part of the masses who
have immaturity and role confusion,
then I pray
that one day
you will grow
up out of your infantile grandiosity,
before
endangering the life of your "Muslim" children
If you consider money as a
character trait,
Get a sugar
daddy
If you're intolerant,
Send me a
postcard when you're 52, wrinked and singled
If you want to get drunk on
romance without marriage skills,
Try Disneyland
(or Bollywood)
If you're unconscious,
Get CPR
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If you Misunderstood any of the
Above, Ask Yourself two Questions About a Spouse (to be)
- Can I Trust this Man With My Life?
(For example, will he help to make
family life heaven or hell... or just mediocre?)
- Can I Trust Her With the Life of My Children?
(For Example, what will she teach
them, through being an example)
P. S. In these times, I can't
Afford to Live in Humiliation as a Numb and Dumb Muslim. That's
Why I Work Hard to Progress and Grow to Become a more Empowered Muslim.
Also, I
can't Allow Junk Mails, nor Harmful People to Erode What's Good in me.
Ghafil Na Ho Khudi Say, Kar Apni
Paasbaani (Iqbal)
The more unconscious you are, the
easier it is for others to enslave and destroy you, specially if
you label yourself a Muslim
Fazeel Azeez Chauhan
1-11-05
