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Told me what? I started off with a calm voice and started to build up the anger in my voice.  You asked me if it was a good day for some mmmilk. I said mockingly, and then continued berating the fridge.  I believe you then asked me if my cat would like some mmmilk. I don t even have a cat you stupid, blundering, rectangular, ice holding, food preserver. I thought that was pretty nice considering what I was going to call him. Alas, my comments seemed to have hurt the fridge s feelings. Wait! What am I saying, fridge s don t have feelings, I thought to myself, or do they. As I tried to talk sense into myself, the fridge let out a whimper, unplugged itself, and locked itself into the bathroom. Upset with myself for hurting it s feelings, I went to the bathroom door, and started to pour my heart out with the deepest, most sincere apology you would ever hear.  Look... I started off cautiously, planning the rest of my speech in my head, and then proceeded.  I am deeply troubled about what I said to you. I completely understood what you meant; I was just angry and a little distraught about my near death experience. I would greatly enjoy it if you would come out so I could thank you for saving my life. I concluded my speech and waited a short spell before it replied with a deep, saddened voice.  I can t... I replied quickly so as to keep the fridge talking to me.  Why not? The fridge s voice, in a sudden turn of emotions snapped back at me.  I have to take a crap, you silly human. The fridge let out a sigh of relief at the same exact moment was a rather loud splash.  Now if you would not mind my dear fellow, the toilet paper is a little small for me to wipe with, and I would greatly appreciate some towels. Seeing as they absorb more and are sCHNKWKS 2јџџџџTEXTTEXT$"FDPPFDPP&FDPCFDPC(STSHSTSH*STSHSTSH*2SYIDSYIDP*SGP SGP d*INK INK h*BTEPPLC l*BTECPLC „*FONTFONTœ*<STRSPLC и*:PRNTWNPR+„FRAMFRAM–/ˆTITLTITL0DOP DOP 00"Mr. Fridge's Dream By: Steve Remus "A good day for some mmmilk, would not you agreed, my dear fellow?" an enormous thundering voice said with a slight British accent. The voice had originate from behind my chair, but my family was on vacation, I was all alone, or at least I was supposed to be. I stepped up from my chair, I heard something scatter, I turned around quickly and yelled "freeze" flinging waffle out of my mouth. To my amazement there was no on, and nothing behind me. Extremely puzzled, and somewhat afraid, I sat back into my chair, and resumed my breakfast. Suddenly just like the last time, the voice boomed this time rattling the whole house. "I would be willing to bet that your cat would love some mmmilk, wouldn't you say laddy?" this time the voice was in a horrible Scottish accent. I started to choke upon some waffle that had just found it s way into my throat. I reached for my glass of orange juice, but it was completely empty. I set my glass down and started to get up when something heavy hit my back like an atomic bomb. The piece of waffle that had lodged itself in my throat, rocketed out of my mouth, flew through the air, and stuck to a cabinet, with a pool of saliva spreading around it. I spent a moment breathing in relief, but a pain in my back reminded me, something was there, something was behind me. I did not want to turn around, but I knew the thing was probably still there, behind me. I turned slowly to find, towering above me, my refrigerator. Then the fridge started to speak to me.  I told you, but does anyone ever listen to me, Mr. Fridge. 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