Sebastian grey: this is your subconscious speaking
Sebastian grey: you need to give all your money and mountain dew to henry fonda,
he will be waiting in sobota's room with the lights out, just leave it outside the door
Sebastian grey: henry will pick it up
Sebastian grey: he would come out but he is naked
Sebastian grey: hey
Auto response from Judas: you can shove your valentines day up your asses you no good sons of bitches
Judas: if you need me i'll be in my room spending time with my true love, television, and my mistresses lime tostitos and code red mountain dew
Judas: stop ruining the music i love
Judas: hello
Sebastian grey: are you ready?
Judas: i was born ready
Sebastian grey: state your name and occupation, for the record
Judas: my name is judas, im a member of gerard depradont
Sebastian grey: how did gerard depradont come into being?
Judas: divine intervention i suppose
Judas: that or beer
Sebastian grey: what is the band's purpose? Are you speaking to a specific audience? who is you major fanbase?
Judas: i think like all bands our purpose it to make people think... and i think were succesful at that... when people listen to us theyre thinking, sure they may be thinking "what the fuck is going on and who are these people? " but theyre thinking
Judas: i think our fanbase is anyone who likes spoken word jazz, which i believe is just about everyone really
Sebastian grey: would you consider yourself a musical genius?
Judas: not particularly... or at least not yet, most people arent recognized as geniuses until they're dead
Judas: but i'm hoping to break the trend
Sebastian grey: now, explain why you have been spreading malicious rumors about jack black and tenacious d.
Judas: i find tenacious d's music to be the equivalent of the music that comes out of my ass when i take a shit
Judas: i'm not even sure they have any songs
Judas: theyre music is for stupid people who like stupid shit
Sebastian grey: now, in my opinion, thom yorke of radiohead looks like he has cerebral palsey, what is your take on the situation?
Judas: im really not familiar with his physical appearance, im sure its always a possibility, but if you ask me what really matters is that hes not half the musician rick james is
Judas: there i said it, someone had to
Sebastian grey: please elaborate on rick james
Judas: hes a superfreak... a superfreak and a supergenius, he revolutionized the way we think about songs about promiscous sex
Judas: he paved the way for people like prince and sir mix a lot
Sebastian grey: are you an advocate of promiscous sex?
Judas: promiscous sex is not something that i, judas, have to worry about for myself, however i am an advocate of songs about promiscous sex
Sebastian grey: now what are the upcoming plans for the band? is a tour in line?
Judas: right now were focusing on the music, writing and recording, i suppose once we have more than one song a worldwide tour would be logical
Judas: perhaps we could open for the backstreet boys or nsync
Judas: just to get our feet wet... you know
Sebastian grey: yes yes
Sebastian grey: is there anything you would like to tell people who have never heard you music?
Judas: listen to it you fuck, it will change your life
Sebastian grey: is winona ryder attractive?
Judas: hmmm, thats a good question, i guess its a subjective question, but yes she is attractive
Sebastian grey: now, if you had a million dollars what would be the first thing you did?
Judas: bathe in it
Sebastian grey: the second?
Judas: convert it into pennies
Judas: then see how high i could stack them
Sebastian grey: if you were an animal, what animal would you be?
Judas: hmmm, an ape i suppose
Sebastian grey: interesting
Sebastian grey: why an ape?
Judas: they have super ape strength, ild be one of those apes who escapes from the zoo and goes crazy and tears people in half
Sebastian grey: understandable
Sebastian grey: now i want to do a little word association....
Judas: or maybe ild be one of those monkeys with the red asses
Judas: ok, fair enough
Sebastian grey: i will say a word, and you say the first word or phrase that comes to mind
Sebastian grey: ralph nader
Judas: sucks
Sebastian grey: breasts
Judas: tasty
Sebastian grey: bed
Judas: ralph nader
Sebastian grey: valentine
Judas: fuck off
Sebastian grey: fuck off
Judas: ralph naders breasts
Sebastian grey: jesus
Judas: christ superstar
Sebastian grey: hot wax
Judas: sure, bring it over
Sebastian grey: scholastic
Judas: jesse jackson
Sebastian grey: kant
Judas: rousseau
Sebastian grey: blosom
Judas: chicken wings
Sebastian grey: arabian eye goggles
Judas: joey laurence
Sebastian grey: goonies
Judas: dildo
Sebastian grey: is there anything else you would like to say?
Judas: not really
Judas: i hate people, and i hate talking to them even more
Sebastian grey: do you hate me?
Judas: are you a person?
Sebastian grey: are you an asshole?
Judas: yes, but youre avoiding my question
Judas: oh yea, i forgot to mention that i think david hernandez is one of the most underrated people of the last millenium
Sebastian grey: you are a fucking moron, i hope no one likes you music
Judas: if they dont like it would only be because theyre too stupid to understand it's complexity and the profound lyrical message
Sebastian grey: you are still a dick wipe, i dont know why the numerology ceo's told me to interview you
Judas: and my hidden double meanings that use symbolism that no one would understand unless they took a class in post-modernist theory
Sebastian grey: i would rather talk to a wall
Judas: ild rather you talk to a wall also
Judas: i will not compromise my musical integrity for you
Sebastian grey: you can go compromise my anus
Judas: yould like that wouldnt you
Sebastian grey: im talking to the ceo's. i will get you dropped from this label
Sebastian grey: you are an elitist bastard
Judas: finally you understand
Sebastian grey: fuck off
Judas: likewise
Sebastian grey: i hope someone finds you dead in a dumpster
Judas: is the interview still going on?
Sebastian grey: this interview is fucking over
Judas: luce just brought some bitch home
Judas: this is hilarious
Sebastian grey: really?
Judas: yea, shes a dirty skank
Sebastian grey: how about i skank your dirty ass
Judas: id rather you not
