A trip to Ocean City, MD, with 4 of my best friends consists of 5 days that I’ll never ever forget.
THE TRIP THERE:
Here are Kelly and Becky packed in and ready to go in my car:
We all met in Bald Eagle, and Jarred marked his scent for us to find our way home by pissing behind the shed:
Luke threw in the peace sign before we left PA…as Jarred thought, "Why the hell do you do that in every picture, Luke?!?!"
On the way there, we ran into a 2-hour traffic jam….so I smelled lots o’ feet:
A stop at a gas station shows our frustration:
10 hours later, we arrived at Surfside 8 on 8th Street…we were all so tired, so the girls went to sleep, but the guys were troopers and went exploring and a’meeting…..
DAY ONE:
Some rollerblading on the boardwalk, some sun at the beach, and some home-cooking kicked off the first day, and then we hit the boardwalk for some excitement at night:
Look at these hotties:
"The hottest group of 5 people" stopped for a pic along the beach:
We met these guys, Tommy, Danny, and Win, by Kelly shouting, "Is there anyone here our age?!?!"
We went back to Surfside to get our drink on…and broke down the door along the way...this one didn’t go down so good for Luke:
And the incessant calling begins:
Becky starts to feel it...or maybe just her tongue does:
I felt the urge to jump Jarred:
I then decide to feel his boob:
The girls then decide to feel Luke’s "wanger":
Becky feels the groove:
We felt a need to go back to the boardwalk, and we met the PA boys again…we’re Tommy girls here:
I dared Kelly to feel this random dude’s python, and she was more than willing:
Here's Kelly, Danny, Me, and Chipper feeling the breeze on the boardwalk:
Are you feelin' my henna tattoo?
Some more "feeling" went down later, but you'll have to ask Luke to tell you that story....
DAY TWO:
Another day at the beach, cooking, and drinking start the second day...here's Luke and Bek just chilling:
Becky's bulging here..hehe
Kelly and I attack this pimp with our legs..notice how my stylin' hat is getting passed along each night:
The best bud and I:
The girly girls:
This is the only time Luke and I actually were nice to each other...the rest of the trip was a whole mess of bickering that I took seriously....seriously:
Having sparkling white teeth is an essential to pick up the women...too bad Luke lost his toothbrush:
We stopped to watch this band...whose sound resembled the Beetles' and whose guitarist was very sexy:
A crowd of at least 50 people surrounded the band, and as we looked closer, we saw this "Lil' Ripper":
He was 2 and a half, but danced to the beats like a 50 year old...he sure showed our guys up....I asked his Mom if they just discovered this talent, but he's been doing it ever since he was tiny:
2 failed attempts to get into the UNDER 21 dance clubs (because Jarred is TOO old) topped off the night..
DAY THREE:
Luke WOULD NOT wake up, so Kelly and I decided to molest him:
The "E" Trio headed out to the beach to soak up the sun:
I managed to get a picture of the boys at the beach since Luke was barely there due to his disorder:
As we were taking turns showering, we were watching the Weakest Link. I stated that we should get Dairy Queen (even though us girls work there)....all of a sudden, the question was - "Which fast food franchise is abbreviated DQ?" We all shouted DAIRY QUEEN and ran for the door (since it was obviously a sign)...too bad I was still in my robe...here's the hot dog outside it:
I can't even count the number of times I yelled at Luke for playing with himself while on vacation:
The night approached us again:
The girls looking cute:
The girls looking slutty:
..and even sluttier...
We got our Scopes pictures and hung out with Becky's friends for the rest of the night..
DAY FOUR:
A short visit to the beach due the the high winds and blowing sand starting off our day....and we just HAD to feed the birds again...we were able to amuse ourselves for a very long time due to their stupidity....little did we know that we could've been fined...
Even though the chairs just about killed us on this day, we were glad we had them:
We shopped for most of the afternoon, and then all of us went to eat at "Captain Bob's" where we were majorly discounted on all the food we could eat....Becky pretending to be Jarred's boyfriend on the phone with the psycho stalker had us rolling with laughter...and our secret language made it even better...some drinking and boardwalk cruising ended our last night in the wonderful city...
LAST DAY:
We packed the cars, checked out, and headed to the beach and boardwalk for these last pictures:
Leaving was harder that we thought it would be..this looks like a scene from a movie:
Although we ended up in some corn fields as we tried to take a detour around an "accident", the ride home was pretty smooth...It was an overall unforgettable experience...and I would like to thank Luke, Jarred, Kelly, and Becky for sharing it with me..love you guys!
Let's not forget all of our hilarious quotes from the week:
Hey guys! Let’s turn around and go to Virginia! – Becky (in Bedford)
Tolls, mummer, royal community, Is it getting hot in here please?, glimmening…etc. – Bek
I want a gay guy as a boyfriend. – Lori
Who is sleeping where? – Lori; I don’t care where I sleep, but I know for a fact that Jarred won’t try anything with me. – Kelly; Did you ask him? – Lori
How do you spell Jarred? G-E-R-E-D?? – Bek
Yea, I have a penis. – Lori
Right now I’m extremely fertile. – Lori
Don’t forgot to crank my crank. – Luke; OK! – Lori
Luke, quit sanding me. I hate you fucking sandman. – Kel
I’m going to get one of those rafts and go out on the ocean and do it . – Adidas Dude Nate in the ocean
Sex on the Beach Squared – Kel
I’m gonna piss in your mouth! – Luke
It helps if you hold your cock while you do it. – Luke
The worst shits are the ones that hurt. – Lori
Snappy’s bald eagle-tistical. – Everyone
Will you please get drunk so you can take advantage of me? – Kel
Can we switch eyes tonight? – Lori
Excuse me. I am erupting. – Luke
Why don’t you erode? – Jarred
I love the way you make me feel. – Luke
All bullshit in the closet in the back. – Luke
Well, he doesn’t call me on a regular basis, so I don’t know his name. – Bek
Sorry, I’m not Chinese. Thanks. – Kel
You could be one of those sec operators. – Bek
They’re seriously hot. – Luke; They must be – you’re giving them foil. – Bek
I’m sorry you’re milking your drink. – Kel; I don’t have milk in my drink. – Bek
“OK then” song with the “reverse” – Bek and Lor
Just hook up with me..we’ll get it over with and we’ll get on with our lives. – Luke
You might wanna throw away your wrapper on the floor. – Kel
I just saw your pubic hair. – Lor
Luke, I’m a fucking homosexual. – Jarred
Believe it or not, girls do take shits. – Kel
Alright, let’s play my favorite game – give Luke head. – Luke; Yes! That’s my favorite game! - Kel
Oh, I love it when you lick up my spine. – Bek
He has a huge wanger. – Lori
I slept with a different person every night. – Bek
Saluna…it means group of 4 girls. – Luke; How did you know that? – Lori
As Kelly walks out in stripes…. – Lori
Brush my teeth? Fuck that. I’m going out with my nasty beer breath. – Luke
Holy shit! Don’t feel me like that! - Lori
If I was a lesbian, I’d do her. – Lori
All I wanna do is touch his Ken Barbie doll thingies. – Lori
Good gracious. I’m flirtacious. – Jarred.
Why in the hell do you have bubble wrap on you? If you rolled over, you’d be like pap-pap-p-p-p-p-p-pap. - Luke
Yeah, maybe if you gave me a hundred bucks and sucked on my wanger. – Luke
Ann Robinson! That’s my Mom’s name. Oh wait…It’s Alice. – Bek
I am fucking retambered. – Luke
SERIOUSLY!!!!!! – Everyone (about 500 million times)
Song of the Week:
Hot in Herre (and all of Nellyville)
Commercials of the Week:
Sweet Mesquite…It’s a Western Treat
Where’s Your Head At?
Purple Moose
The Nike Chicken Commercial
TV Show of the Week:
Real World
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