To Whom It May Concern:
I
heard you were considering a new manager in your life.
I would like to apply for the job.
I believe I am the most qualified
candidate.
I am the only one that has ever done this
job successfully.
I was the first manager of human beings.
In fact, I made them, so naturally I know
how humanity works,
and what is best to get people back into
proper working condition.
It will be like having the manufacturer
as your personal mechanic.
If this is your first time considering
me,
I would just like to point out that my
salary has already been paid
by the blood of my son, Jesus, on the
cross of Calvary.
What I need from you is the
acknowledgment that the price is sufficient
to pay for all of your sin and your
independence from Me.
I need you to believe this in your heart
and
to tell somebody else about your decision
with your mouth.
The next thing I ask so you can learn how
to stay close to me.
I will make some major changes and
revisions.
They are not for you to worry about.
I need your permission to execute these
changes.
My way and in My time.
I will change your desires and give you
the strength to make the changes.
Please keep your hands out of my way.
Don't try to help me and don't resist
me.
I really do need your full commitment and
cooperation.
If you give me those, the process can go
smoothly, without delays.
Yours Sincerely,
GOD
P.S. I created the heavens and the earth.
I AM.
See my Resume
RESUME
NAME:
GOD
ADDRESS:
Everywhere, All over, every place
PHONE:
(123) 456-PRAY
EXPERIENCE: From
the beginning of time. Before the beginning of time.
From everlasting to everlasting. I made time.
ABILITY:
All Powerful
PRIOR
EMPLOYMENT: Created the
universe, put the galaxies in place, formed man. Established heaven
and earth by My spoken Word and am currently holding up the world
by My power.
EDUCATION
AND TRAINING: I AM and I have
all knowledge.
CHARACTER
REFERENCE: Love, light, and
life
(1 John 4:16, 1
John 1:5, John 15.6).
A representative, but by no means
conclusive,
list of other character traits follows:
Wisdom James 1:5
Comfort II
Corinthians 1:3
Truth John 8:32
Healter I Peter
2:24
Strength
Philippians 4:13
Mercy
Ephesians 2:24
Good
Matthew 19:17
Peace Romans
14:17
